Dancing penis

[Guru]

 

[Ezarc]

Damnit Guru, now they are going to want to make that a smilie too.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hello Mr. Sweet.

I like your dancing penis.

Does it do tricks?

 

[Mistress]

GURU!



/tackle snuggles with nose kisses!

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Eumenides]

It's sexism, I tell you! SEXISM! Where's the dancing pussy?

 

[Mistress]

I post a dancing penis, and you want to rub *noses*?

Nose kisses turn me on.....

 

[Summery]

It's sexism, I tell you! SEXISM! Where's the dancing pussy?

No, I've seen the dancing boobies too!

 

[Guru]

 

[Beebeeblue]

I want one for Christmas!!!!!

 

[Summery]

One thing at a time, Summery...

I'm sorry!

 

[Ezarc]

I want one for Christmas!!!!!

Coming soon to a smilie menu near you.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Coming soon to a smilie menu near you.

Zippity do da....Zippity yay!!!

 

[Ezarc]

Zippity do da....Zippity yay!!!

This could be a thing to cause nightmares. Just imagine the above as dancing penises.

 

[Guru]

 

[Beebeeblue]

K, Im horny.

And the hubby's asleep.

FUCK IT!

 

[Ezarc]

K, Im horny.

And the hubby's asleep.

FUCK IT!

Umm, time for a wake up bj?

 

[Beebeeblue]

HA HA. You funny person.


Hes gotta get up early. I dont. Ill let him sleep and make him late in the morning.

 

[teddybear4play]

The dance is the same, only no arms or legs.

If my penis could dance, I would get all the ladies.

TB4p

 

[Ezarc]

HA HA. You funny person.


Hes gotta get up early. I dont. Ill let him sleep and make him late in the morning.

Good plan "B" but it doesn't help you much now.

 

[Ezarc]

Sorry if the last post sounded like an asshole thing to say.

 

[Beebeeblue]

The dance is the same, only no arms or legs.

If my penis could dance, I would get all the ladies.

TB4p

umm...


AND?

 

[teddybear4play]

umm...


AND?

And show them my dancing penis.

I doubt I could fuck them with it, unless they had the urge for something twisting around up in there.

TB4p