Damned camel toe jeans

[LadyJeanne]

At 5'6" and 130 pounds, I am not fat. Curvy, yes. But not fat. Nor are my ass, hips and thighs disproportionately curvy. So why did I spend two hours shopping for jeans today to find myself staring at camel toe each with each pair???

Fucking low rise jeans manufacturers - it's like they've never actually put their jeans on a real woman and know nothing about anatomy.

[/rant]

carry on

 

[impressive]

Oh, my. *thud*

 

[rgraham666]

Post pics!

 

[yui]

Thank god, a camel toe with out my name in title!

Hi, Lady J. You're perfect. Damn jeans.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh, my. *thud*

You too, huh?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Post pics!

Something tells me you're not quite as outraged as I am!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I don't think there's anyone here who wouldn't want to see that...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Thank god, a camel toe with out my name in title!

Hi, Lady J. You're perfect. Damn jeans.

You're even more perfect, with or without the camel toe!

Damn jeans.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I don't think there's anyone here who wouldn't want to see that...

Had I known, I would have brought the camera with me...

 

[rgraham666]

Something tells me you're not quite as outraged as I am!

My God! What ever makes you think that?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I try to say something nice about the situation and get eyes rolled at me...

I'm slinking back to my corner now.

 

[Guest]

Post pics!

Pervert.



Are these male designers???

 

[impressive]

I vaguely remember seeing anti-camel toe panties somewhere. *shrug*

 

[LadyJeanne]

I try to say something nice about the situation and get eyes rolled at me...

I'm slinking back to my corner now.

Oops! Eye rolly was for me, not you Crim!

Please come back!

(unless you've got someone in that corner with you! )

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Oops! Eye rolly was for me, not you Crim!

Please come back!

(unless you've got someone in that corner with you! )

I wish... any takers? lol

I never have the camel toe problem... simply because my shirts are always long enough to cover that part of my body.

 

[rgraham666]

Pervert.



Are these male designers???

And your point is?

Of course they're male designers. Think what you'd do if you were designing clothes for guys?

 

[LadyJeanne]

I vaguely remember seeing anti-camel toe panties somewhere. *shrug*

I had to google...

...but all I found was this

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You know, vagina is the new cleavage.

It's hawt, I tell you, HAWT!

 

[impressive]

I had to google...

...but all I found was this

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[LadyJeanne]

You know, vagina is the new cleavage.

It's hawt, I tell you, HAWT!

But, but, it makes me feel so...naked...

 

[Belegon]

But, but, it makes me feel so...naked...

that's a bad thing? sounds pretty yummy to me...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

But, but, it makes me feel so...naked...

But naakt is goot, ya? (I still don't know what language it is, so don't ask.)

 

[LadyJeanne]

that's a bad thing? sounds pretty yummy to me...

Er, um, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?


What can I say? I'm shy. Private showings only.

 

[LadyJeanne]

But naakt is goot, ya? (I still don't know what language it is, so don't ask.)

Not goot ven pervy homeless guy is looking, no.

 

[Belegon]

Er, um, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?


What can I say? I'm shy. Private showings only.

that's alright, mine too....

maybe we could arrange a joint exposition?