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N.C. Woman Sells Naughty Barbie Dolls





PITTSBORO, N.C. - Barbie's being bad. The wholesome, if sometimes surreal, beauty of the iconic doll is taking on a different twist under the influence of photo lab owner Anne Baker. Baker has coerced Barbie and her friends to ditch the sequin gowns and pink roadsters for sexy outfits, outrageous poses and delinquent behavior.



Plastic dolls line four long shelves in Baker's store, called Annie B and the Black and White Guy.


There's a cross-dressing male doll with long hot pink hair and a tight miniskirt. A "Jailbait Barbie" stands behind bars, wearing a pink and white striped uniform and an identification number. An eight-legged black widow doll crawls up a spider web, with Ken wrapped in her webbing. "She's a man-eater," the sign says.


In a scenario that has its parallel in real life, Baker finds down-on-their-luck Barbies — at thrift stores and from friends — then introduces them to a world of sex, drugs and violence.


"I always loved Barbie," she said. "I don't know what led me to this. Barbie was too clean and she needed to be in the real world, so I put her in my world."


Baker has had jobs both in costume design and toy buying, and figures they inspired her to take up the Barbie habit three years ago. Now she sells the dolls for up to $125 each.


Sometimes they are placed in sets. One features Ken in a clay wolf mask, his tongue flopped across his chin like a dog, his long brown hair kinked sky-high. Barbie, her lips pouted around a perfect smile and head covered by a red cape, drops her basket of fruit in surprise.


Another, called "Hef and the Bunny and the Mansion," features a blue-eyed Barbie in a Playboy bunny outfit, serving drinks to Hugh Hefner (played by Ken).


Baker said children enjoy the dolls sometimes more than parents do.


"Kids actually don't even realize what they are," she said. "They just love them. It's the parents who get upset; the kids don't. "Most everyone thinks it's funny."
 
I recall reading semi-recently - last year or two - about Mattel suing a woman who sold "Bondage Barbies." My memory is hazy on whether she won. I want to say that she did, but I can't tell if that's accurate memory or just wishful thinking. I believe that the debate came down to her arguing that she could do what she wanted with the toy once she'd bought it - including dressing it in fetishware - and Mattel arguing that it was either recognizably still their doll and thus trademark infringement, or possibly that she was still using the word "Barbie." I can't remember if she was quite that foolish.

Anyone else remember this? Alas, I was never able to track the woman down and order one.

Shanglan
 
Sorry ...

Accidentally submitted the above twice.
 
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The toy companies are very...tetchy about their children's toys.

In the web comic Penny Arcade, they did a strip making fun of American McGee's darkening of Alice in Wonderland from light surrealist farce to dark psychotic shooter.

This was the strip: Strawberry Shortcake

The owner of Strawberry Shortcake brought an injunction against them. This is to a minor web comic who wasn't even making any money off it.

Apparently anything down to lessen the innocence of toys no matter how old is heavily frowned upon by the Mattels in power.

Heil Innocence!
 
BlackShanglan said:
I recall reading semi-recently - last year or two - about Mattel suing a woman who sold "Bondage Barbies." My memory is hazy on whether she won. I want to say that she did, but I can't tell if that's accurate memory or just wishful thinking. I believe that the debate came down to her arguing that she could do what she wanted with the toy once she'd bought it - including dressing it in fetishware - and Mattel arguing that it was either recognizably still their doll and thus trademark infringement, or possibly that she was still using the word "Barbie." I can't remember if she was quite that foolish.

Anyone else remember this? Alas, I was never able to track the woman down and order one.

Shanglan

There was a Uk man who made Bondage Barbies or Dungeon Dolls I think they were called, I know Mattel lost the lawsuit to stop him. Didn't they also try to sue the photographer who was doing bondage barbie photoshoots?
 
Kiss Me First said:
There was a Uk man who made Bondage Barbies or Dungeon Dolls I think they were called, I know Mattel lost the lawsuit to stop him. Didn't they also try to sue the photographer who was doing bondage barbie photoshoots?

There was also another incident last month with a woman making them in the Half-Mile-High City 300 clicks south of here.
 
BlackShanglan said:
So long as you don't use Ken. Worst. Hair. Ever.

Shanglan

Totally gay too....I'm using GI Joe with Kung Fu grip.
 
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