damn the luck

[pointless]

my story is going to get killed in the ratings. damned superbowl. why couldn't it have been posted yesterday or tomorrow? i mean, i'm great, but the superbowl? i'm so gonna get cancelled.

 

[Guest]

i'm so gonna get cancelled.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[pointless]

it's too late. i might as well sell the jaguar.

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

well theres still us brits out there, well those of us not watching the superbowl on cable telly anyways. Not that I understand any of it mind you.

I like the tight pants

 

[Guest]

Hey, my latest is up today too!

I know.

 

[pointless]

bah! i'm gonna start whoring myself in a minute if i don't get some reads.

 

[Guest]

 

[cantdog]

Angst

I would have done it too, point-man. I am not football-conscious. I've forgotten the whole thing several times this week. I don't think I could have if I ever saw the television.

Read some of the AH group's stories, and some like jthserra or bloodsimple. Distract yourself with good clean porn! Vote and be merry.

cantdog

 

[carsonshepherd]

How about a link?

Let him whore himself out first.... I wanna watch.

 

[pointless]

How about a link?

might as well.


i just noticed that it's on the new page, but it isn't on my author page yet. weird. that's never happened before. i've had to wait days for h's to hit my profile before, but never the actual story.

 

[Guest]

Hey, my latest is up today too! Who cares when it got posted, I'm just glad it's there.

Anyway, stories in Humor & Satire never seem to get the readership of other categories, so I guess the day doesn't make much difference...

A brilliant piece of work it is, too.

Read. Voted. (5) Commented Publicly. Definately made my day a little brighter.

 

[Guest]

A brilliant piece of work it is, too.

Read. Voted. (5) Commented Publicly. Definately made my day a little brighter.

Check.

 

[pointless]

*ahem*

 

[Guest]

*ahem*

I'm gettin' to it! I only gots two eyes. ya know.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

pointless: Read, voted, didn't comment. Not my area of interest, but damn well written!

Dranoel: Thank you intensely! *curtsies* And did you know that on the H&S list, my story is sitting right on top of "Anal Sex is for Buttholes?" *grin*

Prob'ly a little higher than buttholes now.

 

[pointless]

ahh, my ego thanks you.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

And my egoid is having troble with focus.

 

[pointless]

Well, on my author page, "An Interview with Satan" somehow has 4 votes and 0 views...I think we may need a little help from St. Vidicon of Cathode here!

well, it's good to know i'm not the only one with only four votes, but i have nine views. views always take forever to show up. i usually have ten votes by noon, though. i think i may have been pampered with my last few stories.

 

[Guest]

 

[pointless]

in a week? damn.

 

[neonlyte]

I had a story listed today - 46 votes off 6500 hits, you sure you're on the front page?

Story posted 3 days ago - 0 votes off 124 hits, front page makes all the difference.