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Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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tallguy78 said:
That's more my style too
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What could be more entertaining on a Saturday morning.

blade_rocknut said:
Sweet. I'll bring the coffee. :D
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Care to make it Irish?

TANSTAAFL58 said:
What a coincidence. Although, to be fair, it's "research". That makes it sound all classy and whatnot.

(And I always rise early...)
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Hum, so I just need to find a "topic" to brush up on then "research" and that makes my porn viewing all classy and shit. Good to know.

You can get more done being an early riser.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
What could be more entertaining on a Saturday morning.



Care to make it Irish?



Hum, so I just need to find a "topic" to brush up on then "research" and that makes my porn viewing all classy and shit. Good to know.

You can get more done being an early riser.
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Since there is porn of everything, that should not be difficult.

Irish? Black Bush?
 
clark_kent said:
So, are the reviews in?
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Well, it did get more pornographic. Notes of interest. Somehow the Mad Hatter was not as hung as I expected. I do not think Alice will never learn to parallel park if she believes that is 9 and 3/4 inches, just saying. The women's quick remove brief panties on the nurses were interesting. Bland respectable panties that just pull apart. Hum. Alice has an interesting blow job technique for having never seen a hard cock and having no idea what cumming is. Overall, it was enjoyable, and had a plot, which is rare in porn today. I miss plots.

Now, one thing about internet porn in general that always irks me, the ads. They offer me phone numbers for mom's who fuck for free. They offer me video chats with college girls and their perfect wet pussies. Every other non porn site manages to show me advertisements for makeup, and nail polish, and bras, and women's clothing and lingerie. Appropriate advertising. Yet none of the porn sites will show me appropriate ads. Why can they not advertise straight men to me. It is so annoying.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well, it did get more pornographic. Notes of interest. Somehow the Mad Hatter was not as hung as I expected. I do not think Alice will never learn to parallel park if she believes that is 9 and 3/4 inches, just saying. The women's quick remove brief panties on the nurses were interesting. Bland respectable panties that just pull apart. Hum. Alice has an interesting blow job technique for having never seen a hard cock and having no idea what cumming is. Overall, it was enjoyable, and had a plot, which is rare in porn today. I miss plots.

Now, one thing about internet porn in general that always irks me, the ads. They offer me phone numbers for mom's who fuck for free. They offer me video chats with college girls and their perfect wet pussies. Every other non porn site manages to show me advertisements for makeup, and nail polish, and bras, and women's clothing and lingerie. Appropriate advertising. Yet none of the porn sites will show me appropriate ads. Why can they not advertise straight men to me. It is so annoying.
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I can only imagine the level of annoyance ;)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well, it did get more pornographic. Notes of interest. Somehow the Mad Hatter was not as hung as I expected. I do not think Alice will never learn to parallel park if she believes that is 9 and 3/4 inches, just saying. The women's quick remove brief panties on the nurses were interesting. Bland respectable panties that just pull apart. Hum. Alice has an interesting blow job technique for having never seen a hard cock and having no idea what cumming is. Overall, it was enjoyable, and had a plot, which is rare in porn today. I miss plots.

Now, one thing about internet porn in general that always irks me, the ads. They offer me phone numbers for mom's who fuck for free. They offer me video chats with college girls and their perfect wet pussies. Every other non porn site manages to show me advertisements for makeup, and nail polish, and bras, and women's clothing and lingerie. Appropriate advertising. Yet none of the porn sites will show me appropriate ads. Why can they not advertise straight men to me. It is so annoying.
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Ah - porn with a plot line. Porn used to be filled with actors and actresses that didn’t make it in the mainstream. Now anybody can make a porn movie. The bright side is that there is a never ending supply so I only need to repeat a video if I want to.
It’s a good point about not knowing about cocks and how to give a bj, etc. The first time I noticed this type of issue was in Debbie Does Dallas when one of the cheerleaders begged the guy to fuck her in the ass. How did this girl, who was otherwise young and inexperienced go right to wanting anal?! (much less, all of them rather easily deciding as a group to start trading sex for money). https://xhamster.com/videos/rikki-oneals-infamous-car-wash-scene-from-debbie-does-dallas-12544632
Side note - I always site the interesting fun fact that it was the porn industry that led to the popularity of VHS and the subsequent demise of Betamax.
As for ads, the only consolation is that most of those women are bots anyway. If they advertised men, it likely wouldn’t get you far. However, I don’t think you have a problem with finding men looking for sex. As for other products being advertised, I’m at Target right now and would be happy to pick you up some make-up or a new blouse (they also have several varieties of Astroglide available if interested).
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
hi y'all. yeah, it has been a minute since I have been around. I hope everyone had a great Christmas. Mine was good, busy but good. My kid thinks Christmas is probably my favorite holiday because Santa does like half the work lol. Alas, there is presents to bought and wrapped, winter fairs to help with, parades to help with, parties, decorations, christmas cookies. I am still not back, as now we are in the season of "buy all the clearance things" but I thought I'd drop a Tuesday Titty Trifecta.

before my shower
http://i.imgur.com/4Pm0pYnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Inc7sbym.jpg

after my shower
http://i.imgur.com/ZRPuTstm.jpg

happy tuesday and happy new year.
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Christmas and New Years were good. lol his tone of year is hell on me but I pushed through
 
frmtutanota said:
Fuckers indeed ... missing an opportunity ;)
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they are indeed. and hello, many a woman likes to buy things. especially if they say they are on sale.

clark_kent said:
Ah - porn with a plot line. Porn used to be filled with actors and actresses that didn’t make it in the mainstream. Now anybody can make a porn movie. The bright side is that there is a never ending supply so I only need to repeat a video if I want to.
It’s a good point about not knowing about cocks and how to give a bj, etc. The first time I noticed this type of issue was in Debbie Does Dallas when one of the cheerleaders begged the guy to fuck her in the ass. How did this girl, who was otherwise young and inexperienced go right to wanting anal?! (much less, all of them rather easily deciding as a group to start trading sex for money). https://xhamster.com/videos/rikki-oneals-infamous-car-wash-scene-from-debbie-does-dallas-12544632
Side note - I always site the interesting fun fact that it was the porn industry that led to the popularity of VHS and the subsequent demise of Betamax.
As for ads, the only consolation is that most of those women are bots anyway. If they advertised men, it likely wouldn’t get you far. However, I don’t think you have a problem with finding men looking for sex. As for other products being advertised, I’m at Target right now and would be happy to pick you up some make-up or a new blouse (they also have several varieties of Astroglide available if interested).
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well if anybody can make a porn movie, if they could also add plots, I'd be thrilled.

Well, as for Debbie Does Dallas, I can only assume the cheerleader loved Jesus.

and porn led to the downfall of betamax, well that is interesting.

And hey, I don't actually have a lot of options. also, not sure if target carries something suitable for my current mood, and target carries most everything


quickshadow said:
Christmas and New Years were good. lol his tone of year is hell on me but I pushed through
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thank you. you too. glad you made it through to the other side.
 
So happy saturday.

What do I have to offer today?

well first, in case someone really wanted to know what my mani pedi looked liked, here ya go

http://i.imgur.com/V9obYO6m.jpg

next, I tried to do something artsy from my point of view.

http://i.imgur.com/5Ks9keqm.jpg

hum, maybe it will be more artsy in black and white
http://i.imgur.com/9Ub7zGfm.jpg

hum, maybe if I shift to get different lighting
http://i.imgur.com/W90nSGXm.jpg

yeah, that worked.

hum black and white?
http://i.imgur.com/KTczd9Wm.jpg

if you haven't guessed I don't see my feet when I am standing or walking lol.

then we have this

Is that more artsy in black and white?

That actually started as just trying to honor a request, but then it kind of turned me on, abd then I started thinking how awesome it would be to have someone's fingers sliding around, and in and out. And well I had already gotten a shot for the request so, I thought maybe I'd go for a quick um artsy shot, then get off.

so that has been my morning.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So happy saturday.

What do I have to offer today?

well first, in case someone really wanted to know what my mani pedi looked liked, here ya go

http://i.imgur.com/V9obYO6m.jpg

next, I tried to do something artsy from my point of view.

http://i.imgur.com/5Ks9keqm.jpg

hum, maybe it will be more artsy in black and white
http://i.imgur.com/9Ub7zGfm.jpg

hum, maybe if I shift to get different lighting
http://i.imgur.com/W90nSGXm.jpg

yeah, that worked.

hum black and white?
http://i.imgur.com/KTczd9Wm.jpg

if you haven't guessed I don't see my feet when I am standing or walking lol.

then we have this

Is that more artsy in black and white?

That actually started as just trying to honor a request, but then it kind of turned me on, abd then I started thinking how awesome it would be to have someone's fingers sliding around, and in and out. And well I had already gotten a shot for the request so, I thought maybe I'd go for a quick um artsy shot, then get off.

so that has been my morning.
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As for that last set, I don’t know art( but I know what I like!
 
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