Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Joxlrg]

There is the Jury Update I was looking for..
I cant wait to find out if you have to sit in on a Misdemeanor Trial.
It does seem like a waste of everyone's time
I am also surprised that you still have your phone in a courtroom. I did think they made you check them at the door..
Butt if you still have your phone..You may still have your vibe!!
Cant wait to hear how everything cums out Justa

 

[whenagain]

Oh, I don't want to humiliate my little cock, well unless he develops an attitude problem, little cocks sometimes do that, like little dogs. My silkie is my meanest chicken. It is like a 1 lb cotton ball jumping and bouncing off your shin. It is funny

As someone familiar w said fetish, even your original post was a delight.

 

[EctoJohn]

Ugh, jury duty... the biggest waste of time in my life.
Despite the supposedly "random" jury pool, I get sent those notices way too often.
I've already had jury duty here in Florida, and that was before my 2 year mark as a resident.
That's immediately after my 3 jury duty notifications in less than 5 years in Jersey.
The middle of those three wasn't even legal to send me because it was too close to the first one. Yet somehow, this "random" system still sent me one anyway.
Waste of time, gas, and money to sit in a room and not be picked, or even not even have my number drawn because they sent it out to 100s more people than they actually need.
Nobody ever wants to be there (except apparently your wannabe-cop fellow), and everyone is trying hard to think of a reason to be excused.
Jury duty is the only reason I was ever glad to be a diabetic because I abused it being technically listed as a "disability" to get out of jury duty.

Yes, I am very salty at the jury duty system.

 

[CanadianM]

So, let me see what is going on in my life. So far my juror number isn't excused for tomorrow, sigh. Well, I should get home earlier anyway. Without knowing what tomorrow will look like, I thought that I would wish you guys happy monday.
last week I had a dizzying amount of wiggling asses, this week it is dizzying boobs. You even get to so the super sexy way I dress

http://i.imgur.com/hmFLIfe.gif
http://i.imgur.com/AfPsU73.gif
http://i.imgur.com/7vfiAGv.gif
http://i.imgur.com/uqAeyaO.gif

I also thought I would share a fine looking but unfortunate cock.

You saw him as a hatchling. His mom is a nankin, dad is a silkie. Here is the thing, his mom is the tiniest thing that I have ever seen. Like there are bigger pigeons. Anyway, a more normal sized batnum took over her eggs, but then when the first one hatched, abandoned the eggs, so him and his sister weren't raised by a chicken. Anyway, I think he is really pretty, but like his mother, he is about pigeon sized. He looks bigger as the silkie added some fluffy. Even with how pretty he is, I don't think he will be able to pick up chicks. He is with a more typical bantum female the same age. She is barely a quarter of the size of the head rooster.
http://i.imgur.com/v0nyYibm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qfCepPtm.jpg

So yeah, happy monday, a little early

Always a treat to see your Monday posts.. never know what might pop out.. well, maybe we do Great fun vids sexy lady... and you never know... that cock just might surprise you...

 

[CanadianM]

So I am surfing lit in the courtroom. Apparently one misdemeanor did not plea. There appears to be about 40 or 50 of us, so I assume most of us will be sent home eventually.

I don't know if I would bother going to trial on a misdemeanor. I would think you could plea it out to probation.

I am sitting with a man who is very excited. See he wanted to be a cop, but wasn't smart enough so he is thrilled to be invited to be a cog in our justice system.

We have a bailiff, even she is standing in her spot playing on her phone. Wonder if she is on lit too, haha.

Just doing your civic duty... hope they send you home... sounds like not an exciting case...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There is the Jury Update I was looking for..
I cant wait to find out if you have to sit in on a Misdemeanor Trial.
It does seem like a waste of everyone's time
I am also surprised that you still have your phone in a courtroom. I did think they made you check them at the door..
Butt if you still have your phone..You may still have your vibe!!
Cant wait to hear how everything cums out Justa

well wait no more, I did not. and yeah I heard they take them when looking online, but not in bumblefuck. of course, they don't have a jury picking room, just a courtroom, so maybe once trial started they would

As someone familiar w said fetish, even your original post was a delight.

haha, that just seems a weird fetish. I have had many a man who likes being told about his big cock (even if it is average) but never experienced a man who wants me to complain about his small cock

Thank you for the sexy movie I Love it

glad you enjoyed

Ugh, jury duty... the biggest waste of time in my life.
Despite the supposedly "random" jury pool, I get sent those notices way too often.
I've already had jury duty here in Florida, and that was before my 2 year mark as a resident.
That's immediately after my 3 jury duty notifications in less than 5 years in Jersey.
The middle of those three wasn't even legal to send me because it was too close to the first one. Yet somehow, this "random" system still sent me one anyway.
Waste of time, gas, and money to sit in a room and not be picked, or even not even have my number drawn because they sent it out to 100s more people than they actually need.
Nobody ever wants to be there (except apparently your wannabe-cop fellow), and everyone is trying hard to think of a reason to be excused.
Jury duty is the only reason I was ever glad to be a diabetic because I abused it being technically listed as a "disability" to get out of jury duty.

Yes, I am very salty at the jury duty system.

this is my first time being picked, and I am pleased with the results

Always a treat to see your Monday posts.. never know what might pop out.. well, maybe we do Great fun vids sexy lady... and you never know... that cock just might surprise you...

haha. glad you enjoy when things pop out. And I hope so. I can say one thing, his mother is the best flyer, and many of my hens do fly, at least well enough to often be in trees. My big cock never flies except to get to his favorite roosting spot in the coop at night. And the number 2 cock, the silkie, can't fly worth a damn and it is funny watching him try. It is possible he can claim all the "tree birds" when in the trees. though at least one of my 7 youngest tree birds is a rooster too. we shall see.

Just doing your civic duty... hope they send you home... sounds like not an exciting case...

they did, it wasn't bad.

 

[EctoJohn]

this is my first time being picked, and I am pleased with the results

I'm jealous you've only been picked once.

 

[Joxlrg]

Well.. Now that your home alone.. Can we see you in your sexiest lingerie set??

 

[clark_kent]

I just hate those days when I’m busy and miss out on so much. Hence my FOMO.
I especially liked to magical disappearing and reappearing bra (well, that and all the bouncing, squeezing and pinching of course). And kudos to the sweater. It’s not just anyone who could fill it out like you and have it hang in such a way that makes one wonder what is going on underneath. I’m sure some of your fellow jurors appreciated it.
And good to do your civic duty and report for jury, but be happy you weren’t picked. Trials are generally very boring and typically nothing like you see on Law & Order and other such shows. But I’m sure there is some great porn out there based upon courtroom theatrics (but perhaps not as good as the pizza delivery boy porn).
It’s also good of you to like small cocks. Sometimes you need them to get into hard to reach places.

 

[whenagain]

well wait no more, I did not. and yeah I heard they take them when looking online, but not in bumblefuck. of course, they don't have a jury picking room, just a courtroom, so maybe once trial started they would



haha, that just seems a weird fetish. I have had many a man who likes being told about his big cock (even if it is average) but never experienced a man who wants me to complain about his small cock


glad you enjoyed



this is my first time being picked, and I am pleased with the results



haha. glad you enjoy when things pop out. And I hope so. I can say one thing, his mother is the best flyer, and many of my hens do fly, at least well enough to often be in trees. My big cock never flies except to get to his favorite roosting spot in the coop at night. And the number 2 cock, the silkie, can't fly worth a damn and it is funny watching him try. It is possible he can claim all the "tree birds" when in the trees. though at least one of my 7 youngest tree birds is a rooster too. we shall see.



they did, it wasn't bad.

It’s definitely weird, often goes along with either a cheating/cuckold fetish or a submissive streak.

 

[pv2012]

So I am surfing lit in the courtroom. Apparently one misdemeanor did not plea. There appears to be about 40 or 50 of us, so I assume most of us will be sent home eventually.

I don't know if I would bother going to trial on a misdemeanor. I would think you could plea it out to probation.

I am sitting with a man who is very excited. See he wanted to be a cop, but wasn't smart enough so he is thrilled to be invited to be a cog in our justice system.

We have a bailiff, even she is standing in her spot playing on her phone. Wonder if she is on lit too, haha.

Perhaps we should start calling you Justice now ?

 

[JDredd711]

Shaking?

I am not shaking with fear, but I am turgid with something...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, jury duty. ok was supposed to arrive at 8:30, made it to the building on time, but was a little late getting to the courtroom, as I have told you guys I am really directionally challenged. I actually used my gps to get there, and it is one turn on a road I know. I used it for the location on that road mainly. I have been to the building probably 10 times. it is our court house, jail, sheriff's office, dmv, tax collector, health department...well basically the building is every county office. I still get lost in it.

Anyway, didn't matter as the courtroom had a meeting going on so it was 40 people standing in the hallway and a person on a tablet checking them in. Finally, about 9am we can go sit in the courtroom in the area that would be for viewers of cases. At which point they do a roll call just to make sure no one else wandered in or was missed, and we wait and wait and wait. The woman with the tablet told us that initially there were 5 cases for the week, but 4 plead so most of us would be going home, but we had to wait for the judge. Finally about 10:15 the judge comes in. He is actually very friendly, apologizes for the wait, but informs us it was really a good thing, and he was not lounging around in his boxers drinking coffee (yup said that). He informs us that he was actually meeting with everyone on the last misdemeanor case, and they reached a plea. The judge then released us and told us to enjoy our free day.

I headed home, but did not use my gps, because I just drove the road, I have some familiarity of the road and it is only one turn. Get a little turned around in the parking lot, but find my way and then Yup, missed my turn lol. I have mentioned before that I have a really bad sense of direction. Like horrible. ok, I know the building that I work at everyday. There are 3 other buildings I work at about once every month or two, one is on the same street I lived 20 years ago, and yeah, I use my gps to get there. One of them, if my phone broke during the trip, I might never make it home. the other 2, I could just not the most efficient way. It takes me at least 20 trips to stop using gps. I have gotten lost in apartment complexes and shopping plazas. It happens on foot as well. Like stores, parking garages, etc. I have been to my son's school about 10 times, still have no idea how to get around the inside, and still use my gps to arrive. If we are meeting and hubby and I are arriving separately, he waits for me outside. When going to a restroom in like a mall or zoo or theme park, he waits for me. Sometimes when I come out, he doesn't move, and just giggles as he watches me try to figure out which way I want to go. Stores with multiple exits to multiple parking lots take me noting what department I walked in at and wandering the outer aisle until I happen upon that department. I am often a step behind my husband. It is not some weird power thing, I am just watching him to see where we need to go. Parking at a major establishment, I take pictures along the way. If my phone was damaged, I might never find my car. Sometimes I will spend a week at a new office and even by the last day, I am just wandering around in order to chance upon the specific office or area I want to be. Before GPS, but after the internet, I used to religiously print mapquest maps when travelling or going anywhere. like airport to work, work to hotel, hotel to work, work to airport. No, I could not use the work to hotel to get to work from the hotel. no, I could not decide to just go out to eat. Even in my city, I had to and from mall, would print for restaurants, stores. Hotels, yeah after stepping out of the elevator, it is a flip of a coin if I walk the correct way. Sudden detour for an accident or something brings dread and my GPS. Seriously, horrible sense of direction. I would think I had dementia if I wasn't always like this. I guess they call it directional dyslexia, and while I have no issue with telling left and right, I meet all the other concepts. It isn't so bad on foot, but driving sucks, yeah, I am so thankful for the invention of the GPS. I can not tell you how many times I have stopped to ask for directions, often multiple times on the same trip. then they say shit like north or south or east or west. Damn it, left or right, left or right. Positive side, you know I won't get angry and storm off, negative side bathroom breaks might take longer than expected as I wander aimlessly.

Anyway, missed my turn, realized it within 4 blocks as I hit a shopping plaza that I knew I shouldn't pass, so I went shopping haha. then used my gps to get home, so I didn't miss that turn. Hope you guys can get a little chuckle out of my possession of the worst sense of direction ever.

Oh, while websurfing in the courtroom, I found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzXfUmQWCTE

apparently this has actually been available in stores in the UK for 3 years. It is even on the amazon UK. for 3 years, halter lingerie or swimwear might have been an option and no one told me. And worse, for 3 years you can find it in the UK but not on ebay, american amazon, or any american store. Seriously, uk has at least 3 times the number of bra sizes compared to the US and titty accessories years before the US. Why is the UK so much better with boobies. Granted we are talking 3 times the weight than what was discussed in the video, so I don't think it will reduce all discomfort, but it might make brief occasional halter wearing possible. Just stopping the knot from digging in would be huge. The reviews are excellent for something so simple. I might even be able to get my corsets to stay up. most have hanger looks on the inside near the arms. I have added ribbon through those to make it a halter, unfortunately the tension needed to keep it up cause the ribbon to cut into the back of my neck fast. I wonder if this would fix that. might I have no more randomly popping out titties?

 

[whenagain]

So, jury duty. ok was supposed to arrive at 8:30, made it to the building on time, but was a little late getting to the courtroom, as I have told you guys I am really directionally challenged. I actually used my gps to get there, and it is one turn on a road I know. I used it for the location on that road mainly. I have been to the building probably 10 times. it is our court house, jail, sheriff's office, dmv, tax collector, health department...well basically the building is every county office. I still get lost in it.

Anyway, didn't matter as the courtroom had a meeting going on so it was 40 people standing in the hallway and a person on a tablet checking them in. Finally, about 9am we can go sit in the courtroom in the area that would be for viewers of cases. At which point they do a roll call just to make sure no one else wandered in or was missed, and we wait and wait and wait. The woman with the tablet told us that initially there were 5 cases for the week, but 4 plead so most of us would be going home, but we had to wait for the judge. Finally about 10:15 the judge comes in. He is actually very friendly, apologizes for the wait, but informs us it was really a good thing, and he was not lounging around in his boxers drinking coffee (yup said that). He informs us that he was actually meeting with everyone on the last misdemeanor case, and they reached a plea. The judge then released us and told us to enjoy our free day.

I headed home, but did not use my gps, because I just drove the road, I have some familiarity of the road and it is only one turn. Get a little turned around in the parking lot, but find my way and then Yup, missed my turn lol. I have mentioned before that I have a really bad sense of direction. Like horrible. ok, I know the building that I work at everyday. There are 3 other buildings I work at about once every month or two, one is on the same street I lived 20 years ago, and yeah, I use my gps to get there. One of them, if my phone broke during the trip, I might never make it home. the other 2, I could just not the most efficient way. It takes me at least 20 trips to stop using gps. I have gotten lost in apartment complexes and shopping plazas. It happens on foot as well. Like stores, parking garages, etc. I have been to my son's school about 10 times, still have no idea how to get around the inside, and still use my gps to arrive. If we are meeting and hubby and I are arriving separately, he waits for me outside. When going to a restroom in like a mall or zoo or theme park, he waits for me. Sometimes when I come out, he doesn't move, and just giggles as he watches me try to figure out which way I want to go. Stores with multiple exits to multiple parking lots take me noting what department I walked in at and wandering the outer aisle until I happen upon that department. I am often a step behind my husband. It is not some weird power thing, I am just watching him to see where we need to go. Parking at a major establishment, I take pictures along the way. If my phone was damaged, I might never find my car. Sometimes I will spend a week at a new office and even by the last day, I am just wandering around in order to chance upon the specific office or area I want to be. Before GPS, but after the internet, I used to religiously print mapquest maps when travelling or going anywhere. like airport to work, work to hotel, hotel to work, work to airport. No, I could not use the work to hotel to get to work from the hotel. no, I could not decide to just go out to eat. Even in my city, I had to and from mall, would print for restaurants, stores. Hotels, yeah after stepping out of the elevator, it is a flip of a coin if I walk the correct way. Sudden detour for an accident or something brings dread and my GPS. Seriously, horrible sense of direction. I would think I had dementia if I wasn't always like this. I guess they call it directional dyslexia, and while I have no issue with telling left and right, I meet all the other concepts. It isn't so bad on foot, but driving sucks, yeah, I am so thankful for the invention of the GPS. I can not tell you how many times I have stopped to ask for directions, often multiple times on the same trip. then they say shit like north or south or east or west. Damn it, left or right, left or right. Positive side, you know I won't get angry and storm off, negative side bathroom breaks might take longer than expected as I wander aimlessly.

Anyway, missed my turn, realized it within 4 blocks as I hit a shopping plaza that I knew I shouldn't pass, so I went shopping haha. then used my gps to get home, so I didn't miss that turn. Hope you guys can get a little chuckle out of my possession of the worst sense of direction ever.

Oh, while websurfing in the courtroom, I found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzXfUmQWCTE

apparently this has actually been available in stores in the UK for 3 years. It is even on the amazon UK. for 3 years, halter lingerie or swimwear might have been an option and no one told me. And worse, for 3 years you can find it in the UK but not on ebay, american amazon, or any american store. Seriously, uk has at least 3 times the number of bra sizes compared to the US and titty accessories years before the US. Why is the UK so much better with boobies. Granted we are talking 3 times the weight than what was discussed in the video, so I don't think it will reduce all discomfort, but it might make brief occasional halter wearing possible. Just stopping the knot from digging in would be huge. The reviews are excellent for something so simple. I might even be able to get my corsets to stay up. most have hanger looks on the inside near the arms. I have added ribbon through those to make it a halter, unfortunately the tension needed to keep it up cause the ribbon to cut into the back of my neck fast. I wonder if this would fix that. might I have no more randomly popping out titties?

I think the UK may be even more breast obsessed than the us, if possible.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm jealous you've only been picked once.

Well, I hope they pick me again next year. it is like an extra vacation day that doesn't count and scheduling a doctors appointment that morning

Well.. Now that your home alone.. Can we see you in your sexiest lingerie set??

lol. sorry, can't count on how much longer I have

I just hate those days when I’m busy and miss out on so much. Hence my FOMO.
I especially liked to magical disappearing and reappearing bra (well, that and all the bouncing, squeezing and pinching of course). And kudos to the sweater. It’s not just anyone who could fill it out like you and have it hang in such a way that makes one wonder what is going on underneath. I’m sure some of your fellow jurors appreciated it.
And good to do your civic duty and report for jury, but be happy you weren’t picked. Trials are generally very boring and typically nothing like you see on Law & Order and other such shows. But I’m sure there is some great porn out there based upon courtroom theatrics (but perhaps not as good as the pizza delivery boy porn).
It’s also good of you to like small cocks. Sometimes you need them to get into hard to reach places.

haha, thanks. It is clothing like that that makes my friends make threats about taking me on to "what not to wear". It isn't easy finding figure hugging but not to tight shirts though.

well, small cocks are cute. though, as far as men with cocks, I have actually never been with anyone "small" or for that matter porn star huge. Basically a lot of average and above average cocks.

It’s definitely weird, often goes along with either a cheating/cuckold fetish or a submissive streak.

Yeah, it is interesting

Perhaps we should start calling you Justice now ?

yeah, save that for when I am actually on a jury

I am not shaking with fear, but I am turgid with something...

Well, maybe it is only virginal women who are afraid.

I think the UK may be even more breast obsessed than the us, if possible.

I imagine a world of shops with clothing that I can try on in the store, and some of it fits. Like a magical kingdom of talking forest animals that help with chores. I am sure I would be a bit disappointed in real life, but they really know the boobies.

The only possible point of deficiency on the boobies that I see compared to the US, is their breast cancer screening. In the US, it is yearly mammograms starting at 40, in the UK mammograms every 3 years starting at 50. American's are significantly less like to die from breast cancer because of this, however most american women will receive a false positive eventually thus unnecessary biopsy, stress, fear, cost. We save 5% more more women due to this, but over ten years, 50% of women will have a false positive and be scare out of their mind for no reason. So yeah, I am not sure, I tend to land on the side of more lives saved, but that is said not knowing the trust cost or having had a false positive experience.

 

[RjThoughts]

I suppose if you look at that device carefully, you could create something similar for yourself.

 

[CanadianM]

Enjoyed your courtroom story and just hoping you aren't contemplating a move to the UK for better access to titty accessories!! Have a great evening...

 

[clark_kent]

haha, thanks. It is clothing like that that makes my friends make threats about taking me on to "what not to wear". It isn't easy finding figure hugging but not to tight shirts though.

I would go for Queer Eye instead. Then you get a home makeover, cooking tips and all sorts of self help in addition to a new wardrobe. And I'm sure if there is a shirt out there for a woman of your stature, these guys will find it!
And definitely invest in the Halto. The world needs more big boobed women in string bikinis!

Thanks for your story of being directionally challenged. I thought I was bad, but you seem to be right up there with me. I always get annoyed when someone tells me to go east, north, etc. Just tell me if I should turn left or right at the Shell station. I don't know how I survived before Waze (or even mapquest). And when I'm on the Florida coast and hey tell me to "just head towards the ocean" when I am miles away (with no view of it), my head just explodes.

Off to watch Man in the High Castle now!

 

[Joxlrg]

Justa,
Superman ( Clark Kent) has the VERY best answer for your directionaly challenged issue.. If you have not heard of the app WAZE. You should look into it, as all you have to do is either put in the address or the name of the place you want to go and it will tell you( Yes in voice) when to turn. It will also tell you where any police have been reported, any construction, any traffic back ups and how to get around them.. Its an awesome app..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I suppose if you look at that device carefully, you could create something similar for yourself.

probably, but well, I had to buy a bra anyway, and again I buy them from UK stores. See Sunday, my child was "helping me" with laundry and located my current favorite bra. He even asked me about it being my favorite, If I have bigger ones etc. Then he chewed on my bra, yes chewed. I have no idea what possessed him, he isn't really a random object chewer, but he does random weird things all the time, most kids do, but he is high on the weird list. Anyway, I grabbed it back, just side eyeing, not a big deal...until I went to put it on Monday morning. He crushed all the clasps. Oh, I was quite livid. He will never again make the mistake of fucking with a woman's favorite bra. Even Hubby was running for the hills on that.

But yes, I bought it from a Bra shop in Harrow, London on clearance. And they still have it in my size and on clearance, so I bought it again, and 13 other things, including a set of these. Hey, if they have to send me a package all the way from the UK, I should make it worth it.

Enjoyed your courtroom story and just hoping you aren't contemplating a move to the UK for better access to titty accessories!! Have a great evening...

nah, but I do kind of want to visit.

I would go for Queer Eye instead. Then you get a home makeover, cooking tips and all sorts of self help in addition to a new wardrobe. And I'm sure if there is a shirt out there for a woman of your stature, these guys will find it!
And definitely invest in the Halto. The world needs more big boobed women in string bikinis!

Thanks for your story of being directionally challenged. I thought I was bad, but you seem to be right up there with me. I always get annoyed when someone tells me to go east, north, etc. Just tell me if I should turn left or right at the Shell station. I don't know how I survived before Waze (or even mapquest). And when I'm on the Florida coast and hey tell me to "just head towards the ocean" when I am miles away (with no view of it), my head just explodes.

Off to watch Man in the High Castle now!

lol. maybe. and good luck on more big boobs in string bikinis.

glad I am not alone

Justa,
Superman ( Clark Kent) has the VERY best answer for your directionaly challenged issue.. If you have not heard of the app WAZE. You should look into it, as all you have to do is either put in the address or the name of the place you want to go and it will tell you( Yes in voice) when to turn. It will also tell you where any police have been reported, any construction, any traffic back ups and how to get around them.. Its an awesome app..

I prefer google maps, primarily because it works. You give it an address, it gives you pictorial and voice turn by turn directions, like waze. It has reports as well, but that is rarely relevant, I was surprised it warned of a cop once. The deal breaker with Waze is I actually like really need my GPS to work not just say try again later. It's inability to have any real cache or store offline means it a magic 8 ball basically. Even if it did work, I am not so sure I would swap. Google shows me any gas stations and restaurants near by. Sure, Waze might have more people reporting cops and accidents in areas that I am not in, but cows don't report shit and even if cows did, the car abandoned on the shoulder of the road for a month is not that important. Even if fully fictional, the likelihood of that cop or accident showing is slim to none. I would give it a chance though, well probably, I am sure sometimes I would be too lazy to type and all of my favorites are in google maps lol.

one thing I would love, that none do, is to add my own verbal instructions. IE, hey, right lane will be merging in 1 mile. Hey, I know you hate bridges, one is coming up in one mile, you might want to move right. hey, that dump that people pull out of like morons is coming up, watch closely for morons. yeah, I wish I could mark a spot with a recording for myself lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

happy Tuesday. busy today. needy people loose their minds when I am not in for the day. anyway morning titty trifecta
http://i.imgur.com/gVGkmu7m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TeXF9Pem.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gai5Qa2m.jpg

 

[19jimbo99]

Google maps told me once SPEED TRAP AHEAD...I was all wtf? Then came upon a bike cop on the overpass shooting his radar gun in both directions. North and South and there were a handful of chase cars on each onramp getting whoever he said was breaking da law...at the time I was in my DB9 and thought oh fuck I Love you Google!!!(true story)

 

[ohverbatum7]

am often a step behind my husband. It is not some weird power thing, I am just watching him to see where we need to go.

So it's not that you find his butt irresistible?

 

[ohverbatum7]

No sense of direction

Do you normally get there in time?

 

[Joxlrg]

I truly over estimated the lifeless void known as Bumblefuck !!
My apologies