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Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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TANSTAAFL58 said:
Hair, check

Hands, check

Hips , hell yes!

Great H pic.

On the dog, do what's best for you, just stay out of pet shops and shelters. You'll end up with like six puppies.
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Thank you.

Well, i will stay out of petshops, but already perusing shelter listings. You are probably right though. The years I volunteered at the shelter were the years my pet count was double digits.

EctoJohn said:
You know, I didn't plan that far.
I'd go by instinct, or whatever you let me do. :D
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Best laid plan.

clark_kent said:
Yanno, there are probably other things that I’d rather be able to thank you for in the morning other than that.
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But could i also laugh maniacal about any of those?
 
Go for the puppy. We can always talk ourselves out of good things for whatifs. But I think the real question should be why not?
 
Something to try

I know you are always looking for things to try. Not sure if you have done something like this but would love to see you do it.

https://cache.SPAMPOST/file/sharesome/uploads/link-cache/umrywhkv06.mp4
 
jc1213 said:
What a beautiful view after just getting home from work. Love the hair, but that butt is so sexy!
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thank you.

Dribble said:
Go for the puppy. We can always talk ourselves out of good things for whatifs. But I think the real question should be why not?
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I guess. I still prefer dogs. skip over that 2 years of chewing, well everything. It has been a long time since I owned a puppy, and that puppy made a great dog, but god so many shoes, bras, panties, books, video game controllers were lost. I am just too much of a slob for puppies. If I leave my panties on the hallway or kitchen floor, I expect they will still be there laundry day.

clark_kent said:
But that’s more manageable to tolerate when I get to see your boobs at the same time. Throw in full frontal nudity and you can laugh like the Joker all day if you want.
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haha. off to practice my Joker laugh

mattyx3 said:
Your backside is so underrated. I fucking love it.
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thank you

Viper2872 said:
I know you are always looking for things to try. Not sure if you have done something like this but would love to see you do it.

https://cache.SPAMPOST/file/sharesome/uploads/link-cache/umrywhkv06.mp4
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Well, I guess it has been a while since a boob drop so on the todo list. Don't know if you will get the skinny jeans though. Maybe I will class it up a little and at least go with jeggings instead yoga pants hahaha.

Rugersp101 said:
I would love it if she did this but it would be even better if she stripped off her shirt and pulled her pants down so we can see her panties.
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someone else sent me this one as a request yesterday. maybe I can kill a few birds with one stone.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrizzledWaterloggedIcefish-mobile.mp4
 
so in my social media run done.

first, I want to know why these guys don't deliver to me. Amazon needs to look in to it

http://i.imgur.com/8klRzIfl.png


next, my county's 911 department and county sheriff released a statement. It begins with "This morning our 911 dispatchers have received several calls today from people who have locked their keys in their car" so it goes over that 911 is not the correct place to call for keys locked in car, unless a child is locked in the car. They also address frequent calls types such as 911 should not be called for power outages, internet outages, tv outages, water outages, barking dogs, lost dogs, loud parties, or to pay or state you are unable to pay traffic tickets. yeah, 911 dispatcher probably comes with some serious headaches from all the eye rolling.

Then came the comments. A woman thanking them for dispatching to her locked keys in car call. A lock smith advertising. someone asking about paying a ticket. Finally, a man who we shall call "Bubba Kyle" See, Bubba Kyle sounds like a cross between a sovereign citizen extremist and an over entitled jackass type. He went on a rant about the brutality of the cops, the corruption that must be cstopped yada yada yada and added a video of his arrest. Now, I don't go in assuming all police are upstanding citizens. They are people, which means there are some shady Mofus wearing badges, I've personally met some. I am willing to listen with an open mind.

The video starts with a woman calling 911 in the background because he is lurking around taking pictures. She is not addressing him at all, and is not sounding over the top, just saying they should probably see what this is about. This is likely relevant as the same area just had an arrest of a man taking upskirt shots of women and young children in the grocery store and has had several reports of a certain silver pickup following kids walking home from school. So the woman sees the dude lurking and taking pictures. Guy is actually filming, specifically men working on a road repair, hence her calling is in the video. Why he is videoing random dudes, hard to tell, but them fixing potholes is someone infringing on his person and he is very offended. So then as the cops come, he speeds off. A cop pulls him over, politely. Bubba Kyle is arguing incorrectly about the law about rights to not be pulled over yada yada. Cop explains he is pulled over for speeding. Guy argues about showing his license, finally hands it over. After a few, cop requests he get out of the car, guy is arguing and demanding a reason, which cop just keeps requesting he get out, gun isn't even out. Guy finally does, at which point cop informs him he is being placed under arrest for driving on a suspended license and an outstanding warrant. he is handcuffed without incident and taken away, while guy argues the validity of licenses and suspensions.

So the unjust, brutal, and corrupt treatment Bubba Kyle faced, was being politely arrested for committing a crime after being politely pulled over for committing a crime. The cop didn't even seem anything but slightly bored, didn't even try and knock his teeth down his throat or anything.

in other news, the guy at the register of a gas station was rude to a woman. (she was buying an item less than a $1 with a $20 and he told her to bring lower bills next time. apparently he does this a lot, dislikes giving large amounts of change, it is highly offense to all those around)

A teenage boy has been missing since he left for school this morning. It has been found that in got into a vehicle with another teenage boy classmate who also did not show for school. School is not over yet. I lay good money both boys appears in the next hour. I hope they enjoyed their cut day as they are probably in a lot of trouble.

And finally, a motorcycle was speeding.

That is how Bumblefuck Turns.

In broader news, florida women, who goes by "Nookie" mets young man online, lures him to her house, and her and friends steal his pants
https://www.news-journalonline.com/...-in-robbery-shooting-that-left-man-pants-less

lesson, don't put drugs or valuables in your pocket when picking up Florida women named "Nookie" or for that matter "Candy", "Butter", "Krystal", "Kitty", "Brandy", or "Chardonnay". Basically guys, if her name has a sexual connotation or is something that can be consumed, and she is acting like a stripper or hooker, but it is going very cheap and easy with just a small amount of drugs or money, she very well might be robbing you. Just leave the valuables on the table, as if they are in your pants, it might be easier for her to just steal your pants, then you are walking down the sidewalk in your underwear. And do not fight for your pants, or you will probably be shot or stabbed. Enjoy your psa for today.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so in my social media run done.

first, I want to know why these guys don't deliver to me. Amazon needs to look in to it

http://i.imgur.com/8klRzIfl.png


next, my county's 911 department and county sheriff released a statement. It begins with "This morning our 911 dispatchers have received several calls today from people who have locked their keys in their car" so it goes over that 911 is not the correct place to call for keys locked in car, unless a child is locked in the car. They also address frequent calls types such as 911 should not be called for power outages, internet outages, tv outages, water outages, barking dogs, lost dogs, loud parties, or to pay or state you are unable to pay traffic tickets. yeah, 911 dispatcher probably comes with some serious headaches from all the eye rolling.

Then came the comments. A woman thanking them for dispatching to her locked keys in car call. A lock smith advertising. someone asking about paying a ticket. Finally, a man who we shall call "Bubba Kyle" See, Bubba Kyle sounds like a cross between a sovereign citizen extremist and an over entitled jackass type. He went on a rant about the brutality of the cops, the corruption that must be cstopped yada yada yada and added a video of his arrest. Now, I don't go in assuming all police are upstanding citizens. They are people, which means there are some shady Mofus wearing badges, I've personally met some. I am willing to listen with an open mind.

The video starts with a woman calling 911 in the background because he is lurking around taking pictures. She is not addressing him at all, and is not sounding over the top, just saying they should probably see what this is about. This is likely relevant as the same area just had an arrest of a man taking upskirt shots of women and young children in the grocery store and has had several reports of a certain silver pickup following kids walking home from school. So the woman sees the dude lurking and taking pictures. Guy is actually filming, specifically men working on a road repair, hence her calling is in the video. Why he is videoing random dudes, hard to tell, but them fixing potholes is someone infringing on his person and he is very offended. So then as the cops come, he speeds off. A cop pulls him over, politely. Bubba Kyle is arguing incorrectly about the law about rights to not be pulled over yada yada. Cop explains he is pulled over for speeding. Guy argues about showing his license, finally hands it over. After a few, cop requests he get out of the car, guy is arguing and demanding a reason, which cop just keeps requesting he get out, gun isn't even out. Guy finally does, at which point cop informs him he is being placed under arrest for driving on a suspended license and an outstanding warrant. he is handcuffed without incident and taken away, while guy argues the validity of licenses and suspensions.

So the unjust, brutal, and corrupt treatment Bubba Kyle faced, was being politely arrested for committing a crime after being politely pulled over for committing a crime. The cop didn't even seem anything but slightly bored, didn't even try and knock his teeth down his throat or anything.

in other news, the guy at the register of a gas station was rude to a woman. (she was buying an item less than a $1 with a $20 and he told her to bring lower bills next time. apparently he does this a lot, dislikes giving large amounts of change, it is highly offense to all those around)

A teenage boy has been missing since he left for school this morning. It has been found that in got into a vehicle with another teenage boy classmate who also did not show for school. School is not over yet. I lay good money both boys appears in the next hour. I hope they enjoyed their cut day as they are probably in a lot of trouble.

And finally, a motorcycle was speeding.

That is how Bumblefuck Turns.

In broader news, florida women, who goes by "Nookie" mets young man online, lures him to her house, and her and friends steal his pants
https://www.news-journalonline.com/...-in-robbery-shooting-that-left-man-pants-less

lesson, don't put drugs or valuables in your pocket when picking up Florida women named "Nookie" or for that matter "Candy", "Butter", "Krystal", "Kitty", "Brandy", or "Chardonnay". Basically guys, if her name has a sexual connotation or is something that can be consumed, and she is acting like a stripper or hooker, but it is going very cheap and easy with just a small amount of drugs or money, she very well might be robbing you. Just leave the valuables on the table, as if they are in your pants, it might be easier for her to just steal your pants, then you are walking down the sidewalk in your underwear. And do not fight for your pants, or you will probably be shot or stabbed. Enjoy your psa for today.
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*LOL* Sounds like rural Vermont and most rural areas until you get the pantstheftring
 
Ahhh, strippers stealing pants. The stuff of life. Everywhere. Including being named Nookie. I spent several years working the stripper beat as a cop. Always entertaining.
 
Paul_Chance said:
Ahhh, strippers stealing pants. The stuff of life. Everywhere. Including being named Nookie. I spent several years working the stripper beat as a cop. Always entertaining.
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Ah, and look at you being all politically correct and saying "stripper". Yeah, back when I was poor and lived in some um less than desirable places, I had the privileged of hanging out with my neighbors. Will admit Candy and Kitty were names I made up and never knew a Nookie, but Butter and Krystal were a couple doors down in Georgia. and oh, I forgot Barbie. Barbie was next door. Amy/Brandy was next door in Florida. They actually were all very nice and some very interesting stories once you got past the career and life style choices.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Ah, and look at you being all politically correct and saying "stripper". Yeah, back when I was poor and lived in some um less than desirable places, I had the privileged of hanging out with my neighbors. Will admit Candy and Kitty were names I made up and never knew a Nookie, but Butter and Krystal were a couple doors down in Georgia. and oh, I forgot Barbie. Barbie was next door. Amy/Brandy was next door in Florida. They actually were all very nice and some very interesting stories once you got past the career and life style choices.
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When and where I worked, they were strippers. They called themselves stripper - this was before they turned into exotic dancers.

As for entertaining, that is the whole interesting stories and being nice. Provided you didn't catch them all coked up (it was the 80's) and mid-crime, they were some of the funniest, wittiest people I know on the other side of the line. Hell, even when they were mid-crime and coked up, they could be funnier then most people I dealt with. (I always gave bonus points to folks who could make me laugh as they were on the verge of getting a ticket or getting arrested.)
 
Paul_Chance said:
When and where I worked, they were strippers. They called themselves stripper - this was before they turned into exotic dancers.

As for entertaining, that is the whole interesting stories and being nice. Provided you didn't catch them all coked up (it was the 80's) and mid-crime, they were some of the funniest, wittiest people I know on the other side of the line. Hell, even when they were mid-crime and coked up, they could be funnier then most people I dealt with. (I always gave bonus points to folks who could make me laugh as they were on the verge of getting a ticket or getting arrested.)
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Haha. Well, I was a little young for keen observations on the 80s scene, but I doubt it was much different than the 90s scene. So does humor bring about a lesser charge? I often go for humor in traffic stops, but let's be real, worst case scenario is a traffic ticket so very low risk. If I was guilty of an actually crime, I would not bring the humor, seems risky.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Haha. Well, I was a little young for keen observations on the 80s scene, but I doubt it was much different than the 90s scene. So does humor bring about a lesser charge? I often go for humor in traffic stops, but let's be real, worst case scenario is a traffic ticket so very low risk. If I was guilty of an actually crime, I would not bring the humor, seems risky.
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Some criminals are just naturally funny people, some of the crimes people do are just naturally funny.

A street cop or detective has a lot of discretion - a ticket can easily turn into a lesser ticket or a warning. I doubt it would work all the time, but I've used it to get lesser tickets myself. (I once got stopped for running a red light and when they asked me what I thought they stopped me for, I told them I was pretty sure they just wanted to check out my ass. Worst case scenario I would have got a ticket anyway. Worked out because I got both of them laughing and got off with a warning.)

For the harder, more serious crimes, I doubt it would make much of a difference, but with street level "morals offenses" - usually done by hookers, strippers, or idiots, being funny about it, while admitting it, could lead me to issue a warning or a minor ticket. Being a dick (what's the female version of dickish behavior?) could get the ticket escalated to an arrest.

When I was working vice, one night I was training a new cop. He wanted to be "death on crime", so we were making a nightly round-up and one of the hookers was carrying a hot dog. In front of all the other hookers I explained we had to let her go because the law made an exception for eating take out food on the sidewalk, to allow for crowds at food trucks, etc.

LOL - the next night we drove by, there were about half a dozen hookers, and as we slowed down they all whipped hot dogs from a stand a block away out of pockets and purses waved them at us. He was pissed. I couldn't stop laughing.
 
charterguy05 said:
Gorgeous
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Thank you.


Paul_Chance said:
Some criminals are just naturally funny people, some of the crimes people do are just naturally funny.

A street cop or detective has a lot of discretion - a ticket can easily turn into a lesser ticket or a warning. I doubt it would work all the time, but I've used it to get lesser tickets myself. (I once got stopped for running a red light and when they asked me what I thought they stopped me for, I told them I was pretty sure they just wanted to check out my ass. Worst case scenario I would have got a ticket anyway. Worked out because I got both of them laughing and got off with a warning.)

For the harder, more serious crimes, I doubt it would make much of a difference, but with street level "morals offenses" - usually done by hookers, strippers, or idiots, being funny about it, while admitting it, could lead me to issue a warning or a minor ticket. Being a dick (what's the female version of dickish behavior?) could get the ticket escalated to an arrest.

When I was working vice, one night I was training a new cop. He wanted to be "death on crime", so we were making a nightly round-up and one of the hookers was carrying a hot dog. In front of all the other hookers I explained we had to let her go because the law made an exception for eating take out food on the sidewalk, to allow for crowds at food trucks, etc.

LOL - the next night we drove by, there were about half a dozen hookers, and as we slowed down they all whipped hot dogs from a stand a block away out of pockets and purses waved them at us. He was pissed. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Haha. Yes I am totally picturing hookers carrying hot dogs in their purses and waving them around now. But, idk, hooker round ups sound a little shady. How can you be so sure they aren't just walking somewhere while looking slutty. Looking slutty is not a crime. Don't pick on the sorostitutes.

hairball18 said:
I really do enjoy when you bend over.
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Well thank you. I bend over a lot, too.
 
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