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Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well I do love corsets, I like the hard look of them. And i dont do like tight lacing, hell i am lacing them myself behind my back or usually before i put them on. Do I wish I could have both a fitted waist and boob room, yes. But $1 and $9 China crap doesn't factor in freakishly large boobs, really nothing does, but especially not China. Their plus size isn't plus size either. Like a China 2xl is probably a medium or large American. So like that purple chemise is the largest size they made. for $1, I'll gamble.

Now regular clothes, well everything is a gamble. For example, I just took my measurements, hips were a 40, waist 31, and boobs 51. So that means I wear a 10 medium, 12 Large , and a 22 3xl. That red dress was a 12L. If I had bought it 10 sizes bigger to match my boobs, it would have been 12 inches too big in the waist and 11 in the hips (once you pass size 16 they usually give more room in the waist per size) So, what would we have thought about that red dress 12 inches larger around my torso? Normally I would have bought a 14 or 16 or 18 or 20 depending, trying to split the difference but the fit looked so large on the model I figured I'd be ok sizing for my waist.

I used to actually buy dresses and tops by my bust measurement, thinking it makes sense to buy what is made to fit my largest body section. But then a simple top I actually wear as a summer dress too on weekends lol. And girlfriends yelled at me constantly for it and threatened to take me on "what not to wear". Homeless people gave me clothes because everything was so large they assumed I was getting clothing out of donation bins. My company laid off over half my building, which captured every female work friends, two women then brought me clothes saying they could not leave the company without giving it one last hard push to get me to stop wearing clothing that was too big. Then my office instituted an official HR policy against oversized clothes lol. Yeah, guess that means I should not buy the 22 haha.

Thus, I am stuck at what size to buy? This run was at a standard size store, a standard size junior store, and Chinese Amazon lingerie so my fails were going to be fails because too tight. My next run might be a plus size store, and all my falls will be too big because they start at 16 mostly.

I post both wins and fails because i think it is funny, but I will return the not tolerable things. If it is uncomfortable, I won't wear it, but I will take the gamble on cheap lingerie because I am cheap and mostly the issue is boobs and they will move up and over. Some don't fit that bad. I take the gamble on both sides with standard clothes as I have no choice. Society prefers I don't walk around nude, those bastards.
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I get the feeling most people think it is fantastic to have enormous boobs and that you must be so lucky.

Looking at how some of your garments fit, I figured it must not be all fun and games for you.

You certainly confirmed that with your response.

I know it's not the same thing, but I once saw a show (on TLC maybe?) about this dumpy guy who supposedly had a 13.5"...appendage.

He was saying that while everyone thought he was so lucky, it was really inconvenient in day-to-day life. He couldn't wear certain clothes. Every time he sat on the "throne" his appendage would be in the water. Women only wanted to go out with him because of their curiosity to see said appendage, etc...

Your story also reminds me of an episode of Two And A Half Men where Alan was discussing the "plight of the large-breasted woman." When the women to whom he is speaking says that it's not an affliction, he agrees but notes the attendant back problems they have and dubs the condition MMS - Massive Mammary Syndrome.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well it is Saturday so traditionally I post some shit. Hum what do I have. Oh, this from the who wore it better.

http://i.imgur.com/4QqfMzNl.jpg

Doesn't look so bad, but a still doesn't display the humor. You see, the elastic waist doesn't actually fit over my tits. So it was a process of kind of shoving one up and over at a time. No idea where my nipples are as no adjustment can be made once they are up there. Positive is boobs can't fall through the waist though.
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It definitely looks better with ginormous boobs stuffed inside it
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so I have time for a pointless ramble. I was recently asked if I have/would permit a facial. Yes, I would. Have I, only once, long ago. What can I say, I never really led that string of porn movie sexual encounters. Not that I am against it. It just never comes up. Except this one time. It was one of those only one night deal. I knew the man from around, we both had some outer circle overlap. Anyway one night, I dont know, it just seemed like a good idea. I go back to his place. things are going well enough. he has just spent a bit of time with his face between my thighs, so I was in a very happy mood. So then he is like "ok, I just have to ask, because if I don't I will probably spend the rest of my life regretting that I didn't try. You have the biggest tits I have ever seen, how would you feel about a titty fuck?" Yes this is one of the handful of times in my life I have done a titty fuck. Again, not like I am against it, it just rarely comes up. So, anyway, I am like sure, then a bit later, he doubles down and asks if I'd be ok with a facial, and sure. So that is the one time in my life that I have had a facial. I totally appreciate the balls on him. then and as my life continued, it was so rare for a man to make any requests at all, so I appreciate his all in you only live once attitude of going for it.

He sent me a friends request on facebook a few years ago. Well him and his wife. They have one of those joint facebook accounts like johnNjenn smith. So yes it appears that his balls likely disappeared as time passed. kind of a shame

now that makes me think about the social media and social networking culture and how while Lit forums are a social networking site, it is very different from the customs of traditional social media. like what are your most eyeroll worthy Facebook people or situations that most reasonable people avoid doing.

1) the shared account. Facebook, Is the couple over 80 and only one can still see? if no, they are annoying. they just are. Everyone eyerolls every time they see the name. However on Lit, it is more normal and maybe even better. You still have the issue of not knowing who you are talking to, but at least you have your eyes open to the fact they are a couple, which otherwise may not be obvious on lit. I personally would rather not deal with litationships. Given you don't see last names, you may not realize you are talking to someone who their SO is watching you talk too. Not that I am against couples. hell, long term married in real life couples probably mostly ignore each other here like they do on standard social media, lol. I am not exactly against newer couples either, it is just that newer couples are annoying. All they talk about is the other person, constant cutesy banter, and glitter and shit. ugh. I would totally rather hear "hey douchebag" and "hey crazy ass bitch" then "hello my sweet pookie wookie doodle" or "I am watching her sleeping and want to wake her up because I already miss talking to my snookie boo already". look asshole , if you wake me up to talk, you better have something fucking phenomenal to say. Yeah, newer couples are just annoying, so I want to know if I am probably going to get sucked into a conversation devoted to talking about your SO. Anyway, my point is shared accounts when visibly noted in profile and signature are a positive here and not eyeroll worthy.

2) well really almost a spin off of one, the public romantic or sexual event couple. ya know, their statuses are constantly directed at the other person of their couple. And overly mushy or sexual. Why they don't just say it to them or message it to them, no one knows. But here, that pretty much has its own section, and we want to watch couples like that.

3) the chronic selfie poster. yeah, we all know them on facebook and instagram, and it is so annoying. Here though, an entire section dedicated to it and enjoyed. though in all fairness, facebook and instagram chronic selfie takers would be way more interesting if they were nude performing sex acts or something, rather than dressed with lunch.

4) The "I know everything and my opinion is better than yours" person. On normal social media, they are considered annoying trolls. Here, again their own section.

5) all politics all the time poster, yeah hanging out with 4.

6) the re-poster. you know they never say anything for themselves, about themselves, all they do is share others posts. Annoying on social media. Again huge sections dedicated to this (though again in all fairness, it does seem to be different because of nudity)

7) the vaguebooker. ya know they have a one sentence complaint or thought that means nothing to no one, except maybe one person who probably isn't reading it. I find those people so annoying on facebook, but a great number of threads are dedicated and highly popular because of it here.

8) the hairflippers. ya know, every other month, I hate you people, I am closing my account. On facebook we roll our eyes and like something they share next week. ok, I guess it is the same here, but again threads dedicated to hairflipping.

9) the habitual complainer. we all know the type, and on normal social media, it is annoying, but here it has it's own threads

10) porn messages. when you are sent, tagged in, or see porn on most social media, it is a hacked account and a virus. Here it is exactly what it appears, entertainment or flirting.

I hope Lit doesn't start getting the dumb ass chain messages, and if we do, will there be a section for it? will they become more interesting.

yeah, Lit isn't just a social platform that celebrates breaking standard social morality conventions, it celebrates breaking many social media etiquette conventions. more than I would have expected.

and oh, social media annoying person 11. the dear diary poster. spouts out a ton of pointless drivel that should probably have been written in a diary than on social media, lol

and that is my ramble starting with a facial and ending with me enjoying being annoying social media person 3 and 11.
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WOW! You really put a lot of thought into that. And so much there that rings true...LOL. I really enjoy the 3. and 11. posters on LIT. They really open themselves up both pictorially and emotionally. And I love hearing about their thought, lives and challenges.
I guess with some I am more of a lurker and others I tend to post more. But I enjoy those people.
 
The last two times I've cummed would have been perfect facials for you. Multiple shots and thick.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well it is Saturday so traditionally I post some shit. Hum what do I have. Oh, this from the who wore it better.

http://i.imgur.com/4QqfMzNl.jpg

Doesn't look so bad, but a still doesn't display the humor. You see, the elastic waist doesn't actually fit over my tits. So it was a process of kind of shoving one up and over at a time. No idea where my nipples are as no adjustment can be made once they are up there. Positive is boobs can't fall through the waist though.
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I'm loving the lace entrapped boobies and curvy body! :nana:

Question were scissors needed to free yourself from the elastic and lace sexiness? :devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
next up on the who wore it better.

a win (I think this one is very pretty)
http://i.imgur.com/T44jHtRl.jpg

and a miss
I did not realize the front tie was purely decorative (again was hoping to use it for boob room) and yes even women sometimes can't figure out how to put on their own clothing (tricky wrap skirt). well it is good for a giggle

http://i.imgur.com/QDIMPoil.jpg
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You wore it better and your Tit Game is Superior to those in the magazine!
Corset's, Justa, booze and a motel room stocked with treats for us both....that's my plan :devil: ::p:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well it is Saturday so traditionally I post some shit. Hum what do I have. Oh, this from the who wore it better.

http://i.imgur.com/4QqfMzNl.jpg

Doesn't look so bad, but a still doesn't display the humor. You see, the elastic waist doesn't actually fit over my tits. So it was a process of kind of shoving one up and over at a time. No idea where my nipples are as no adjustment can be made once they are up there. Positive is boobs can't fall through the waist though.
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My word - you have an incredible body.

Very impressive.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well it is Saturday so traditionally I post some shit. Hum what do I have. Oh, this from the who wore it better.

http://i.imgur.com/4QqfMzNl.jpg

Doesn't look so bad, but a still doesn't display the humor. You see, the elastic waist doesn't actually fit over my tits. So it was a process of kind of shoving one up and over at a time. No idea where my nipples are as no adjustment can be made once they are up there. Positive is boobs can't fall through the waist though.
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You, clearly!! :rose::rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well it is Saturday so traditionally I post some shit. Hum what do I have. Oh, this from the who wore it better.

http://i.imgur.com/4QqfMzNl.jpg

Doesn't look so bad, but a still doesn't display the humor. You see, the elastic waist doesn't actually fit over my tits. So it was a process of kind of shoving one up and over at a time. No idea where my nipples are as no adjustment can be made once they are up there. Positive is boobs can't fall through the waist though.
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Very sexy
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so I have time for a pointless ramble. I was recently asked if I have/would permit a facial. Yes, I would. Have I, only once, long ago. What can I say, I never really led that string of porn movie sexual encounters. Not that I am against it. It just never comes up. Except this one time. It was one of those only one night deal. I knew the man from around, we both had some outer circle overlap. Anyway one night, I dont know, it just seemed like a good idea. I go back to his place. things are going well enough. he has just spent a bit of time with his face between my thighs, so I was in a very happy mood. So then he is like "ok, I just have to ask, because if I don't I will probably spend the rest of my life regretting that I didn't try. You have the biggest tits I have ever seen, how would you feel about a titty fuck?" Yes this is one of the handful of times in my life I have done a titty fuck. Again, not like I am against it, it just rarely comes up. So, anyway, I am like sure, then a bit later, he doubles down and asks if I'd be ok with a facial, and sure. So that is the one time in my life that I have had a facial. I totally appreciate the balls on him. then and as my life continued, it was so rare for a man to make any requests at all, so I appreciate his all in you only live once attitude of going for it.

He sent me a friends request on facebook a few years ago. Well him and his wife. They have one of those joint facebook accounts like johnNjenn smith. So yes it appears that his balls likely disappeared as time passed. kind of a shame

now that makes me think about the social media and social networking culture and how while Lit forums are a social networking site, it is very different from the customs of traditional social media. like what are your most eyeroll worthy Facebook people or situations that most reasonable people avoid doing.

1) the shared account. Facebook, Is the couple over 80 and only one can still see? if no, they are annoying. they just are. Everyone eyerolls every time they see the name. However on Lit, it is more normal and maybe even better. You still have the issue of not knowing who you are talking to, but at least you have your eyes open to the fact they are a couple, which otherwise may not be obvious on lit. I personally would rather not deal with litationships. Given you don't see last names, you may not realize you are talking to someone who their SO is watching you talk too. Not that I am against couples. hell, long term married in real life couples probably mostly ignore each other here like they do on standard social media, lol. I am not exactly against newer couples either, it is just that newer couples are annoying. All they talk about is the other person, constant cutesy banter, and glitter and shit. ugh. I would totally rather hear "hey douchebag" and "hey crazy ass bitch" then "hello my sweet pookie wookie doodle" or "I am watching her sleeping and want to wake her up because I already miss talking to my snookie boo already". look asshole , if you wake me up to talk, you better have something fucking phenomenal to say. Yeah, newer couples are just annoying, so I want to know if I am probably going to get sucked into a conversation devoted to talking about your SO. Anyway, my point is shared accounts when visibly noted in profile and signature are a positive here and not eyeroll worthy.

2) well really almost a spin off of one, the public romantic or sexual event couple. ya know, their statuses are constantly directed at the other person of their couple. And overly mushy or sexual. Why they don't just say it to them or message it to them, no one knows. But here, that pretty much has its own section, and we want to watch couples like that.

3) the chronic selfie poster. yeah, we all know them on facebook and instagram, and it is so annoying. Here though, an entire section dedicated to it and enjoyed. though in all fairness, facebook and instagram chronic selfie takers would be way more interesting if they were nude performing sex acts or something, rather than dressed with lunch.

4) The "I know everything and my opinion is better than yours" person. On normal social media, they are considered annoying trolls. Here, again their own section.

5) all politics all the time poster, yeah hanging out with 4.

6) the re-poster. you know they never say anything for themselves, about themselves, all they do is share others posts. Annoying on social media. Again huge sections dedicated to this (though again in all fairness, it does seem to be different because of nudity)

7) the vaguebooker. ya know they have a one sentence complaint or thought that means nothing to no one, except maybe one person who probably isn't reading it. I find those people so annoying on facebook, but a great number of threads are dedicated and highly popular because of it here.

8) the hairflippers. ya know, every other month, I hate you people, I am closing my account. On facebook we roll our eyes and like something they share next week. ok, I guess it is the same here, but again threads dedicated to hairflipping.

9) the habitual complainer. we all know the type, and on normal social media, it is annoying, but here it has it's own threads

10) porn messages. when you are sent, tagged in, or see porn on most social media, it is a hacked account and a virus. Here it is exactly what it appears, entertainment or flirting.

I hope Lit doesn't start getting the dumb ass chain messages, and if we do, will there be a section for it? will they become more interesting.

yeah, Lit isn't just a social platform that celebrates breaking standard social morality conventions, it celebrates breaking many social media etiquette conventions. more than I would have expected.

and oh, social media annoying person 11. the dear diary poster. spouts out a ton of pointless drivel that should probably have been written in a diary than on social media, lol

and that is my ramble starting with a facial and ending with me enjoying being annoying social media person 3 and 11.
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I admit to having been the habitual complainer when I was stuck in a dead end job that was ripping my self worth to shreds. I’ve had more than one job that tried to crush me that way, but that last one nearly succeeded. Of course, there was a lot of labor law violation going on, so that didn’t help.
 
5 Days no Justa !?

Work or Family life must be ramping up to keep this busty ,curvy IT Goddess away from her pervy followers and our eye candy needs::p:
 
"Hey you ... Long time, no see."
... caught up on your thread: Very nice. ~grinz~
 
Not a peep, she is an international busty girl of mystery after all and just making us all lust for her even more! :devil: :rose:
 
Thank's for the link, I think she has a stand up act ready to go, with her facial expressions and an exceptional line of obscenities
 
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