There once was a mom next door type in East Bumblefuck.
One Saturday night she craved wine and she was in luck.
*http://i.imgur.com/2B1Eh4Cm.jpg
Soon she flashed her tits, as that is kind of her thing.
*http://i.imgur.com/iO0eVdem.jpg
Then a friend asked if she'd put on a g-string
*http://i.imgur.com/QKhThv8m.jpg
Yes. believe it or not, it is totally there.
Though it may be an episode of What Not To Wear.
*http://i.imgur.com/dquIi7Im.jpg
Even though she spent the evening buzzed and alone,
Much perversion still appeared on her phone.
And now there is an album of screenshots she chose to pluck.
Because while it is raunchy, she doesn't really give a fuck.
http://imgur.com/a/ESOTl8D
Happy Sunday
Thank you