Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Reasons not to skip the neck workout.

Isn't that the neck workout?

Funny stuff.... unless you get hot grease on those beautiful titties .... ouch

Luckily, 75% of my cooking is with the microwave.

I can take the pics for you. I know I can get the perfect angle to get everything into focus and the frame.

Well thank you. So helpful. I assume you would lend a hand too.

 

[kdunn762012]

Touche

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I lurk too much and never say anything. But you are beautiful! And funny... which matters! Keep up the stunning work!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so, if you were unsure why I can't be a pinterest mom even after the porn shoes and instructional panties, I have another example. Today the kid and I made lights out of old cd cases. For his, he picked an angler fish, and well the other is for me.

http://i.imgur.com/OatONdum.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Qyawf5Pm.jpg

yeah, they'd take my pinterest mom card after like 2 months

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Touche

I lurk too much and never say anything. But you are beautiful! And funny... which matters! Keep up the stunning work!

Well thank you very much. I think I am hilarious, but I can also be too much. you must be just a little twisted

 

[kdunn762012]

Months? Me thinks you're overestimating there lol

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well thank you very much. I think I am hilarious, but I can also be too much. you must be just a little twisted

As a fellow "funny chic" (if I say so myself ... which actually seems really fucking presumptuous now that I think about it ) I get it. And yes totally twisted and adorably fucked up.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Months? Me thinks you're overestimating there lol

Hey, I can fake normal and upstanding for a bit, especially if I focus on not speaking.

As a fellow "funny chic" (if I say so myself ... which actually seems really fucking presumptuous now that I think about it ) I get it. And yes totally twisted and adorably fucked up.

Excellent. Best type of chick to be in my opinion, and my opinion is the correct one, damn it.

 

[kdunn762012]

Hubble-like focus.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hubble-like focus.

I know. busting out church like behavior is hard work.

 

[kdunn762012]

Indeed. Especially for us sinners.

 

[EctoJohn]

I feel stupid.
I don't know what the bottom light is supposed to be, nor why it's bad for pinterest.
I think there's an upside down face on the bottom?
Is it a woman getting eaten out?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Indeed. Especially for us sinners.

Yeah, I rock many of those deadly sins.

I feel stupid.
I don't know what the bottom light is supposed to be, nor why it's bad for pinterest.
I think there's an upside down face on the bottom?
Is it a woman getting eaten out?

Indeed it is. Yeah it is a bit subtle. I like to leave things around like that and see how long it takes people to notice.

 

[kdunn762012]

You embody lust. And what's it say about me that i caught your erotoart as soon as i saw it?

 

[ROADMASTE86]

So are you like me and Lust is your favorite deadly sin?

Yeah, I rock many of those deadly sins.




Indeed it is. Yeah it is a bit subtle. I like to leave things around like that and see how long it takes people to notice.

 

[EctoJohn]

Indeed it is. Yeah it is a bit subtle. I like to leave things around like that and see how long it takes people to notice.

Wouldn't that be awkward to have/make around your son?

 

[clark_kent]

so, if you were unsure why I can't be a pinterest mom even after the porn shoes and instructional panties, I have another example. Today the kid and I made lights out of old cd cases. For his, he picked an angler fish, and well the other is for me.

http://i.imgur.com/Qyawf5Pm.jpg

yeah, they'd take my pinterest mom card after like 2 months

I believe that your focus on what truly matters is to be commended. Focusing on what truly brings you joy. But then again, I have a one track mind, so of course I think this is brilliant.

 

[kdunn762012]

I think it's abstract enough to not gain the immediate notice of non-perverts.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You embody lust. And what's it say about me that i caught your erotoart as soon as i saw it?

well thank you. and as it turns out, you are a perv too

So are you like me and Lust is your favorite deadly sin?

I do like lust. and gluttony. I love to combine them. limitless appetite for lust is always a fun way to spend the night

Wouldn't that be awkward to have/make around your son?

We made his first. And it is in my bedroom. and it is subtle, he isn't going to get what it is, well at least for a few years. All in all, my bedroom table will still be way less awkward than my bedroom drawers.

 

[ROADMASTE86]

well thank you. and as it turns out, you are a perv too



I do like lust. and gluttony. I love to combine them. limitless appetite for lust is always a fun way to spend the night



We made his first. And it is in my bedroom. and it is subtle, he isn't going to get what it is, well at least for a few years. All in all, my bedroom table will still be way less awkward than my bedroom drawers.

So how would you combine them? I'm thinking whipped cream, caramel sauce, chocolate sauce, and a naked body.

 

[kdunn762012]

A perv? Me? Who knew?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I believe that your focus on what truly matters is to be commended. Focusing on what truly brings you joy. But then again, I have a one track mind, so of course I think this is brilliant.

Thank you. We all need to take time for ourselves or we won't be our best.

I think it's abstract enough to not gain the immediate notice of non-perverts.

Exactly, I am sure several here weren't sure. I'd be surprised if a 1st grader could beat grown men in picking up erotic images.

Now those 12 to 21 year olds are another story.

So how would you combine them? I'm thinking whipped cream, caramel sauce, chocolate sauce, and a naked body.

Well again, gluttony is primarily overindulgence. So yed I sometimes like to over indulge in the quantity of orgasms. I also love drunk sex, so overindulgence in alcohol and that makes me all sorts of lusty. Then yes combining dessert supplies.

A perv? Me? Who knew?

Sorry to be the one to inform you.

 

[kdunn762012]

Oh well. At least now I know.

 

[ROADMASTE86]

Sounds perfect

 

[Youneverknow81]

Haha. They would lose their antlers and eyes though.

That sounds like a profound performance artist’s statement on Christmas or something. Your art would sell for an unprecedented amount at Christie’s