Damn it Laurel.

[Never]

I submitted my poetry two whole minutes ago and it’s still not up. What type of operation are you running here? I’ve received about five bazzilion PMs in the last week begging me to post my epic haiku on how chewing on electrical wire tastes bad and now that I've done so, you're sitting around masturbating with some purple dildo instead of putting it up.

I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your refusal to instantly bend over backwards for my petty need! I will be telling all my friends (all three of them) how ungrateful you are about all the time and effort I’ve wasted on your completely free site.

I demand Justice! I demand Satisfaction!

I’m sick of this. I’m leaving. This is my last post.
Not only that, I’m going to keep on posting until you put my poems up!

 

[Mistress]

YEAH!

/nod

 

[lovetoread]

I'm with them.

It took 2 whole days to get my stuff posted.

 

[MissTaken]

Purple dildo?

I wondered where mine was?

IT has been missing for a whole


errrr




ten minutes!

Laurel!
I want that back, this minute!

 

[Yankin]

you have THREE friends?

damn! beat again.

 

[Pyper]

The purple dildo is the last straw.

 

[Never]

For shame Laurel!
Stealing other women’s dildos when you ought to be working. You’re a sick, sick woman.

Cute avatar though.

 

[Guest]

 

[Laurel]

Hey yo, check this out: scroll down to the bottom of the page. Check out the Forum Guidelines link. Cool, eh?

 

[Laurel]

That wasn't anything to do with the thread. I just wanted to share.

 

[fgarvb1]

I don't have a problem with any of that. and about time too!

 

[MissTaken]

Hey yo, check this out: scroll down to the bottom of the page. Check out the Forum Guidelines link. Cool, eh?

Way cool!

Now, tell me, what exactly is the cat in our av on ?


Crack cocaine? Pretty scarey if you ask me

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"Hey yo, check this out: scroll down to the bottom of the page. Check out the Forum Guidelines link. Cool, eh?"

Was that there before?
I like this line anyway, "Post random nonsense on the General Board."

I've dedicated myself to only posting random nonsense, it's good to be apprecated.

 

[Laurel]

You're so good at following rules. I heart that.

 

[Never]

I heart you hearting me..
But your website is white and blue and I hate those colors, so I'm sorry to say that this is my third final post until you change your colors to muave and silver.

 

[tortoise]

Muave is like mauve, but even mauver.

 

[sunstruck]

Silver is last year's torquoise. It's burnt umber now. Do consult your crayola crayon chart.