Damn him....damn him straight to hell...

[Silverluna]

I'm horny...hot and eager...not for anyone....but my Ex...It's annoying as hell....
My SO doesnt even toot my horn right now....
Anyone else get in that wretched state of arousal where only their Ex can help you?

 

[TN_Vixen]

um, no. My ex would have to give me $5 million dollars to have sex with him again.

wait........

nevermind. No amount of money is worth it.

 

[scylis]

um, no. My ex would have to give me $5 million dollars to have sex with him again.

wait........

nevermind. No amount of money is worth it.

how much would i have to pay?

 

[TN_Vixen]

how much would i have to pay?

hehe.. you're not an "ex" baby. But, just out of curiosity, how much are you willing to dish out?

 

[Silverluna]

I don't want a relationship with him...I have a nice wonderful SO to do that with....I just want my EX purely on a physical level.....

 

[scylis]

hehe.. you're not an "ex" baby. But, just out of curiosity, how much are you willing to dish out?

i dunno, how much do plane tickets for a flight to Alaska from Tennessee or vice versa go for at the moment?

 

[TN_Vixen]

i dunno, how much do plane tickets for a flight to Alaska from Tennessee or vice versa go for at the moment?

just FYI, you can't get on a plane with all that ammo you pack.

 

[J.B.]

Silver, I have an idea of what you're going through. I had it for a while. then I realized I was going out of my ever lovin' mind. But hey, that was just me.

 

[scylis]

just FYI, you can't get on a plane with all that ammo you pack.

the only gun i would need is in my pants.

 

[Silverluna]

thanks jailbait...but I wonder if i wasnt crazy to begin with ..

 

[lovetoread]

If I was to feel that way,I really think Tiger would be a bit upset.



No,I dont want my ex that way.

 

[TN_Vixen]

the only gun i would need is in my pants.

yeah, but is it cocked & ready?

 

[J.B.]

thanks jailbait...but I wonder if i wasnt crazy to begin with ..

lol.
then it might be time to get your head examined.

edited to add:
Maybe it's time to get a little freakier with your current S/O...Teach him some stuff that you enjoyed doing with the ex.

 

[Silverluna]

why when its something else that is screaming for him....*blush*

 

[scylis]

yeah, but is it cocked & ready?

if it isn't, i'm sure you could rectify the situation pretty quickly.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Luna, please tell me it's not Warstar, PLEASE?

 

[Silverluna]

we haven't officially broken it off... VERY LONG painful story...and no its not him....before War.