Daily Poll #52

[IhateClowns]

Thanks for playing along.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

so THAT'S what gay porn is for....

 

[Ginmill72]

so theres penguin pimps?

 

[suckonsimon]

That male porn thing is news to me. My experience suggests that doing it plenty rather than watching other people do it, gets the sperm factory on full production quite nicely.

 

[INeedLove]

So Jared had actual sexual intercourse not masturbation sessions??

 

[beachbaby179]

The pubic wig thing surprised me. I mean, how do you get it to stay on? And was it made of synthetic pubes or real? And if real...who donated it? So many questions.

 

[Miles Long]

The only one that surprises me is number one. Only some penguins engage in prostitution? I'm not buying it. All penguins are filthy whores - that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

All the time & money spent on researching the sex life of bugs. I mean really? are you that pervy?

 

[tiny_tits]

The only one that surprises me is number one. Only some penguins engage in prostitution? I'm not buying it. All penguins are filthy whores - that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Don't be a penguin hater

 

[Paul_Chance]

Sex cures headaches? I wish...I could start an on-demand migraine relief service! Which, unfortunately, would ultimately bring us back to penguin prostitution...

 

[IhateClowns]

Yeah. The penguin fact for me as well. Not sure how they get paid though. Plus looking like they are dressed in tuxedos wouldn't they be considered high end escorts instead?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sex cures headaches? I wish...I could start an on-demand migraine relief service! Which, unfortunately, would ultimately bring us back to penguin prostitution...

wearing pubic wigs.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Famous Merkins

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Famous Merkins

who would have thought.....

 

[IhateClowns]

who would have thought.....

Someone is asking 15% for a $300,000 investment in their pube wig business on Shark Tank next week.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Someone is asking 15% for a $300,000 investment in their pube wig business on Shark Tank next week.

Pubes are making a comeback. Check out Playboy's centerfolds. So for all the ladies who have been hairless down there for a long time, this may be the market.

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

victorian pube wigs?! bwa ha ha ha

what must those have smelled like back then?!

 

[RickTango]

It all surprised me, I live a sheltered life lol

 

[mamasota]

The thingie about sperm getting in the eyes, I heard one squirt works better than all those carrots

 

[AbsintheFather]

Other . . . Sex toys are a $15 billion business annually in the US. 78% are owned by women in a relationship. Prostitution is a $52 billion dollar business annually in the US.

To the surprise of no one here, it seems no one is truly satisfied at home.

 

[beachbaby179]

To the surprise of no one here, it seems no one is truly satisfied at home.

That USED to surprise me when I first got here. I thought it was just me.

 

[AbsintheFather]

That USED to surprise me when I first got here. I thought it was just me.

Birds of a feather beachy . . .

 

[IhateClowns]

I want to know who was so proud of themselves and their size they felt the large intestine of their pet would probably be the only thing large enough to fit them.

 

[beachbaby179]

I want to know who was so proud of themselves and their size they felt the large intestine of their pet would probably be the only thing large enough to fit them.

It just says animal. Who says it was a horse? Could have been a guinea pig.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

It just says animal. Who says it was a horse? Could have been a guinea pig.

coulda been a gerbil....