Daily Poll #45

What do you think dogs hate most about their owners?

  • Getting their owners farts blamed on them?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The fake fetch throw. Just throw the fucking ball already?

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • The way their owners watch them when they luck their privates? They know we are just jealous?

    Votes: 2 5.9%
  • Their owners balancing food on their nose for an extended period of time before they can eat it.

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • Owners that make them wear bows and ribbons.

    Votes: 10 29.4%
  • Owners that dress them up in coats during the winter. They have fur dummies.

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Their owners being upset when they sniff the crotch of their guests. Thus is how we shake hands.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Owners but allowing them to sniff and explore during walks? Who are these walks for???

    Votes: 2 5.9%
  • Their owners getting them fixed? Cut your own balls first brute you cut mine.

    Votes: 12 35.3%
  • Other.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    34
  • Poll closed .

IhateClowns

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Thanks for playing along.

3rd one is supposed to be lick. And We know they are jealous. Sorry I am tired.
 
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I do not want to lick my genitals, I am not jealous.

It was a tie between the stupid bows and toe polish and dressing the dog up. This was a def multi choice for me. I could have picked more than a handful of your options.
 
I never put bows or ribbons on my dogs. The two border collies that I had were complete opposites, one would rip a bandage off after about two seconds and the other one would milk her injury for all it was worth.

I use to groom my dogs myself. They loved getting their hair cut and every time I got the clippers out they would race to the door to see who would be getting their hair shaved off first. But if it did start to get cold after I cut their hair off, they would snuggle down under a blanket to keep warm.

Owners that dress their dogs up in clothing are just asking to get their own clothes ripped to shreds. :D

Animals can be vindictive. LOL. Trust me, I know. :)
 
Hey Clowns what fun!

I like lots of them but the one I voted for is serious and widespread and that's the 'not letting them sniff n explore on walks' thing. I do think that's actually cruel. It's like insisting your kids go blindfold to the park. Dogs do smellyvision, not television.

If someone can't do animalistic, leave off pets and get a prude partner instead.
 
I don't have a dog but see pictures posted on places like Facebook of dogs dressed up and all I see in their eyes is the promise that, if you die in the house alone with them, they ARE going to eat your face...
 
I don't have a dog but see pictures posted on places like Facebook of dogs dressed up and all I see in their eyes is the promise that, if you die in the house alone with them, they ARE going to eat your face...
lol..
Love the poll today. I needed the chuckle. :)
 
I voted for the bows & ribbons, but I will defend the coat/sweater in the winter thing. I have a little dog, I live in the north and he shivers in the winter without a sweater. Plus he looks like such a handsome boy in his sweater... the most handsome boy in all the world...yes he is... yes he is... yes he is!

Sorry - that last part is how I talk to him. :D
 
ROFL :D That was great IHC. You definataly will get the post for what made me smile today.
My answer, getting fixed. Wrigley giving me a sad look right now.
 
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