Daddy says I need to see a psychiatrist

[MidgetClown]

He noticed that my fingers are stained from eating red pistachio nuts.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why do they dye pistachios, red, anyway?!

 

[blobfish]

Why do they dye pistachios, red, anyway?!

Just to piss off Mick Jagger.

 

[glynndah]

Why do they dye pistachios, red, anyway?!

Because it makes them prettier, of course.

 

[Liar]

Because it makes them prettier, of course.

What... I... um ...the hell?

I have never in my life seen or heard of red pistachio nuts before. Had to Google it.

I declare this proof that you guys are clinically insane.

 

[KingOrfeo]

What... I... um ...the hell?

I have never in my life seen or heard of red pistachio nuts before. Had to Google it.

I declare this proof that you guys are clinically insane.

It's not half as insane as selling the things in the shell. Why can't you buy shelled pistachios?!

 

[blobfish]

It's not half as insane as selling the things in the shell. Why can't you buy shelled pistachios?!

You can. I've seen them in the store. They cost more, though.

 

[blobfish]

I find their natural green and violet hues rather attractive.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What... I... um ...the hell?

I have never in my life seen or heard of red pistachio nuts before. Had to Google it.

I declare this proof that you guys are clinically insane.

Yes, red dye does that.