Dachshund in a sleeve...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Princess' dachshund likes to burrow under blankets. Earlier this week, the Queen purchased a hideous shirt for the King because it was on sale! (The magic words which can part her from her money.) Absent a blanket, said dachshund, here on out referred to as little stupid, pulls this horrid shirt from a bag on the floor, where it was awaiting a return to its prior home, drags it to her little bed and burrows into it, and burrows, and burrows and then wiggles into the sleeve so tightly that she could do no more than whimper through the open cuff which contained the tip of her nose and muzzle...



... I don't think that to her, backing out was ever an option.

 

[Que]

I thought this was some regional version of the Ballpark Dog. Like a Bagel Dog or something.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Political Pig in a Blanket?

 

[Laurel]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Pics or it didn't happen.

What she said.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Something like these???


http://33.media.tumblr.com/1831f10e773fd72e337c7c065aa15596/tumblr_ng9xgiTF1p1qega1vo1_400.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/eee4e643b5f94df5b7db72852f49259b/tumblr_ng9xgb4LxJ1qega1vo1_400.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4735901cd938d260d2a8f2b8f6bdc0dd/tumblr_ng9xfqpSBr1qega1vo1_400.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Pics or it didn't happen.

My only thought was to get little stupid out before the shirt was unreturnable...

 

[Ishmael]

Princess' dachshund likes to burrow under blankets. Earlier this week, the Queen purchased a hideous shirt for the King because it was on sale! (The magic words which can part her from her money.) Absent a blanket, said dachshund, here on out referred to as little stupid, pulls this horrid shirt from a bag on the floor, where it was awaiting a return to its prior home, drags it to her little bed and burrows into it, and burrows, and burrows and then wiggles into the sleeve so tightly that she could do no more than whimper through the open cuff which contained the tip of her nose and muzzle...



... I don't think that to her, backing out was ever an option.

Remember that if you ever have to dose a cat.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What goes well on a cat?


Flannel?

 

[Ishmael]

What goes well on a cat?


Flannel?

Depends on whether the claws are clipped or not.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Clipping cat claws?


Talk about occupational hazard...

 

[unregistered]

 

[Ishmael]

Clipping cat claws?


Talk about occupational hazard...

Then heavy canvas should do well.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

One of those attack-dawg sleeves...



Damned raccoons killed all the rabbits.

 

[Ishmael]

One of those attack-dawg sleeves...



Damned raccoons killed all the rabbits.

Never, EVER, try to dose a raccoon. At least one that hasn't been anesthetized first.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Never, EVER, try to dose a raccoon. At least one that hasn't been anesthetized first.

Ishmael

It's hammer, er, uh, wrench time!

 

[Ishmael]

It's hammer, er, uh, wrench time!

Pretty much. I've had two as 'pets' over my lifetime. They are scary smart.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I know a kid who caught a cub and tried to raise it as a pet, but once it hit puberty it got meaner than all hell and they just let it loose...

 

[Laurel]

My only thought was to get little stupid out before the shirt was unreturnable...

Next time, just snap a quick pic. It doesn't have to be perfect.

Think of us!

 

[Laurel]

Similar, with cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfUDXrWUYcM

 

[doowdniw]

Any dog that has the guts to to try to pull a badger out of its burrow is okay in my book. Doxies rock!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Next time, just snap a quick pic. It doesn't have to be perfect.

Think of us!

Sorry, but $7.98 came first.



You should have had a loyalty points program going for all of these years. Then I would have had a choice...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Any dog that has the guts to to try to pull a badger out of its burrow is okay in my book. Doxies rock!

To get those "guts" they had to cut back on IQ...



They're like Mike Yates on Heathyr.