Cybergirly - You Fucking Suck

[lavender]

Jesus, would you stop being so goddamned fucking nice all the time. It's driving me fucking insane. You and that stupid little twat duckling of yours just make me want to vomit. You are all over this board acting sweet and mushy and all that shit. Not only that, you can't keep your fucking online relationship straight and then someone mistakenly gets information, emails, pms, ims that weren't even intended for them with sexually explicit innuendo all over the place.

And that avatar - good god almighty that fucking avatar. We get it already. You want to kiss the fucking duck. I mean why the fuck do we have to have it shoved in our faces all the goddamned time.

I'm just sick of your bullshit - both of you. You are of no benefit to this community. You distract from very important conversations and you go around acting stupid all the time.

To add to that, you talk about EVERYONE behind their back. I've watched your passive aggressive posting. And everyone knows you're the biggest troll around.

So go the fuck away.








(LOL)

Was that good enough for you, girly? You wanted to participate in a flame war.

 

[cybergirly]

Fuck You Bitch!!


LOL!! Yup that was good enough for me. Now about these PM's?

 

[modest mouse]

Duckman and I share man love.

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[Jim_Henson]

Piss off, ducky is my bitch

 

[cybergirly]

Duckman and I share man love.

Back off mouse!!!

The Duck is mine!

 

[QuickDuck]

Whoa! the ugly fairy must have kissed you on both cheeks!

This is just typical, comming from a person like you.

A person who's hampster is dead, but damn, the wheel is still spinning.

Not the sharpest crayon in the box now, are we?

Just once, I would like to see you make a post where you were not only playing with a full deck, but they weren't shuffled either.. but then, you would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.

Hey, I don't know if you're aware but, there are these two things you can put together and use everyday to make people around you smile... they're called, SOAP AND WATER!

You my dear, are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot, and if brains were taxed, you would be getting a rebate! hmmm must remember that one for busybody

If I was in a room with you and two werewolves and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot you.........






twice





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Still ya heaps though

 

[QuickDuck]

Mouse... muppet....girly..... oh gosh i need to spread myself around more

 

[Rambling Rose]

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt!

 

[modest mouse]

Back off mouse!!!

The Duck is mine!

You wanna wrastle? He's worth fighting for, bitch!

 

[QuickDuck]

hehehe i can;'t answer.... laughing too hard

 

[lavender]

You're such a fucking slut, Duckie.

 

[QuickDuck]

You're such a fucking slut, Duckie.

so says you... little miss "bend me over and fuck me hard"

 

[cybergirly]

You wanna wrastle? He's worth fighting for, bitch!

I'll scratch your eyes out!

 

[lavender]

I'll scratch your eyes out!

Don't you fucking touch my little rodent.


Duckie,

I wouldn't let you bend me over if you had the most perfectly fitted cock for my cunt on the planet.

 

[cybergirly]

That's it!

Don't talk about my Duck like that you fucking whore.

And as for the rodent, you can have him.

 

[lavender]

My rodent can kick your duck's ass anyday.

 

[modest mouse]

Duckman and I will watch the catfight that is about to begin while sitting naked giving each other handjobs by the pool.

(Anyone cite the handjobs by the pool reference? Funniest movie line in decades)

 

[cybergirly]

Apparently the rodent has other ideas for the duck.

Looks like we'll just have to fight one another lavy.

*grabs a handful of your hair and pulls*

 

[lavender]

The rodent is such a little smarmy bastard - with way too much fucking testosterone.

*bites Girly on the ass*

 

[cybergirly]

*sinking my teeth into lavy's thigh*