Cyber Sex - Cyber Love Rap Rhyme Challenge

[feverman]

Cyber Sex Rap Challenge (Open to all)

Hey, all you people who think in rhyme
Here’s a little challenge to workout yo mind
Rap-out a cyber-tale, it don’t have to be true
Just a little somethin’ that-coulda happened to you

Gonna give some examples, so you know what I mean
Rap is for all, it don’t belong to just teens
So, rap all day and then rap in you dreams
Rap-out yo stories till your partner screams

Add it to this thread, just ‘cause it’s fun
Try to mak’em laugh, or a least smile some
Step up to the plate and don’t show no fear
Rap about cybering and post it right here!

 

[feverman]

Here is one of my recent ones

Oh, Them Flighty Cyber Sluts by Feverman

Them cyber bitches, they’s as cold as ice
Light a man up by being so nice
Come on strong, showin’ some snatch
Reach right out to give yo dick a-quick jack

Suck a man in like a vacuum machine
Makin' him come and-then lickin' him clean
Give-ya ever-thin, yo woman don’t do
Bein' yo slut, and lovin' on you

Then one day, poof, they’s gone
Leavin’ you wondrin’, what-ya might-a done wrong
Don’t trust 'em no more, ain’t taking their calls
Cause I done had three run off with my balls!

End

Now, Brothers and Sisters, let's rap it out together... Ready... 1, 2, 3 Them cyber bitches, they's as cold as ice...

Wink.

 

[feverman]

And then Cyber Girl Answered

Note: For context please read "Oh, Them Flighty Cyber Sluts" also by Feverman


Cyber Girl’s Answer to “Oh, Them Flighty Cyber Sluts” (by Feverman, both)

Don’t like your rap, it ain’t fair a-tall
You be lovin' on a girl till you get her to fall
You say sweet shit you know it ain’t true
Flatter us up and make us wet for you

You said I was better than yo bitchy ole wife
That no one but me made ya feel so nice
That you was my honey and I was yo gal
Till I found out you had more cyber pals

You had me goin’, had me cravin' your swoon
What’d you do wrong? I’ll tell you real soon
That crap you fed me that felt so amazin'
Was for all your bitches, you wuz cuttin’ and pastin’!!!!!!!

End

Rap on, Brothers and Sisters

Smile now! Wink.

 

[butters]

listen up dudes cos i'm tellin it plain
shit spellin' and gramma's gonna drive me insane
with yo big nutz fuck nutz
wanna see me cum? putz
you don' leave me quiv'rin
just in need of excedrin
so don' bang it on tha table
cos i'm not yor cyber-angel
an' yo needin' all tha' blood
for yor brain in tha' bad hood
break it down
br-br-break it
break it down

when you got no place to go
an' all tha bitches acting ho
drop yo beatz like they iz gold
dust dancin' on yo feet, bold
slay 'em wid yo rhymes, boy
keepin' bang on time, boy
rhythm is yo master
bring it on . . . faster
slower for tha' feelin'
till you gots them reelin'
words to make tha' spell
bustin' down tha' gates of hell
bring it
uh huh uh huh yeah
bring it

 

[butters]

with smirks and all kinds of apologies

 

[feverman]

kewl

with smirks and all kinds of apologies

lol, kewl... love it

 

[twelveoone]

hey. feve, why you deleting comments?
and why ain't cho leavin none?
this is hard ass prick time
you want, you give

 

[feverman]

hey. feve, why you deleting comments?
and why ain't cho leavin none?
this is hard ass prick time
you want, you give

Well it’s gettin’ off track, but I’ll tell you anyway
I hate them trolls, don’t care what they say
Don’t want them messing with my reader’s minds
Had enough of their shit for a whole lifetime

Laurel and Manu gave me the right
So I boot them trolls right out of sight
Say something nice or don’t say it all,
In my story space or you’re in for a fall

The reader comes to Lit for a break from life
Not caring what some Judas thinks is right
So, if I don’t think a comment’s on track
I delete that crap, fend off the attack

I try my best to make the reader feel good
I work real hard thinking I should
I’ve taken all their crap that I’m gonna do
So you better be nice or I’ll even zap you!

Now what this to do with cyber sex rap?
You done sucked me in; I done fell for yo trap
Can we get back to creating some rhyme,
And give readers somethin’ to entertain their minds?

Wink

 

[Scrubber]

So now we all gonna rap on Lit?
I say kewl, I like that shit.
Thinkin' up some really hard-assed rhyme
Could take this sucka quite some time.

In the meantime please amuse yo'selves.
Get your thesauri off of yo' shelves.
Find me a synonym for de word "prick"
A little mo' imaginative than "dick".

Will the real good wordsmiths please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up.

 

[twelveoone]

Well it’s gettin’ off track, but I’ll tell you anyway
I hate them trolls, don’t care what they say
Don’t want them messing with my reader’s minds
Had enough of their shit for a whole lifetime

Laurel and Manu gave me the right
So I boot them trolls right out of sight
Say something nice or don’t say it all,
In my story space or you’re in for a fall

The reader comes to Lit for a break from life
Not caring what some Judas thinks is right
So, if I don’t think a comment’s on track
I delete that crap, fend off the attack

I try my best to make the reader feel good
I work real hard thinking I should
I’ve taken all their crap that I’m gonna do
So you better be nice or I’ll even zap you!

Now what this to do with cyber sex rap?
You done sucked me in; I done fell for yo trap
Can we get back to creating some rhyme,
And give readers somethin’ to entertain their minds?

Wink

True, True
But I asked you a question, two questions. One in the comment, that you deleted, and one here regarding comments
and
why ain't cho leavin none?
this is hard ass prick time
you want, you give

leave a few, I'm easy to get along with
sometimes
I guess this is the answer to the question I asked in the comment and since you stated your case so eloquently
I'll go slap it a five, except be careful with this:
I hate them trolls, don’t care what they say

 

[feverman]

True, True

I guess this is the answer to the question I asked in the comment and since you stated your case so eloquently
I'll go slap it a five, except be careful with this:
I hate them trolls, don’t care what they say

O twelveoone, you caught me fibbin' alright
I care what they say, but I'm ready to fight
If I had the magic, I'd do it tonight
I'd kick their asses right off the site

I put hundreds of hours into a long tale
rewrite and edit till it works out well
and I do it all free for the nice Lit readers
Ain't taking no shit from no bottom-feeders

The trolls offer nothing, just tear us all down
I can't find a good reason to have them around
If they wuz dying of thirst I'd give no water
I just turn off voting and give em no quarter

Now to make my rap fit this thread
My last cyber lover was give me head
Her husband walked in, caught her suckin'
He got turned on and they started fuckin'

I felt left out, so I started browsin'
Found some threesome pics, they were very arousin'
Was doing real well, was about to shout
But I had to leave, come straighten this out

Wink

 

[bflagsst]

My name is Lando Calrissian,
a black mothafucka from the Caribbean,
yo my man Han, knew him back in the day,
shootin' up jawas on Mos Eisely,
and that bitch Leia what a foxy ho,
I'd pork that bitch in the Hoth snow,
and I'm as black as outerspace,
smokin' doobs and lickin' ass,
shit!

 

[feverman]

Landro I know what you mean

Hey brother Landro, even if we ain’t kin
You know that princess was worth cyberin’
It was a hot summer day; Leia on her knees
Had me a beer and was feeling the breeze

Damn she was pretty wearing her crown
Showing me her titties with her top pulled down
Her tiara started slipping; she was jacking so strong
Damn, it felt too good, I wouldn’t last long

So I switched my role became her dominator
She was playing my sub and calling me Vader
Oh fuck I got hot, was gettin' ready to blow
Then Skype went out and turned her into snow

 

[twelveoone]

I thought the name looked familiar
sonnet to rap, guy does it all except comment,
c'mon fev, get off the me

When will I see her again? By Feverman


hoping for the sight of her returning, (d)

I am undone, half whole, searching, wanting. (d)
This chill is to the bone. I’m so empty. (e)
I try to warm my heart with what we had... (f)
her love, her joy, days and nights of plenty (e)
but, clouds of doubt are creeping in my head (f)
What am I missing, Desejo?
recheck the rules for rhyme

mod's - this and feverman's response belong in the comments section
ans,
returning, wanting - are not even considered rhyme

empty, plenty - well interesting, if emp and plen would rhyme this would be with ty at the end, would be feminine rhyme, however they don't and you are now ending on an unstressed syllable.

had.../head. interesting

not my bailiwick, i'm a free verse guy, but Desejo was right to question.

my question why in the hell are you doing these?