Cyber me at work

[everestrushmore]

I'm bored at work and want to talk about all the naughty things I would do to your body (female body, that it). What do you look like?

 

[koalabear]

My iggy button.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

Hey baby,

My dick shoots lasers, get at me.

 

[incognito]

Your boss must be very understanding...

 

[CHNOPS]

I shave my junk, but leave my butt hairy. From below, it looks like a pogo stick hopping over a llama.

 

[Debbie]

<--------------- I look like this.

Preen.

 

[subdued_passion]

I don't get how people can get off on cyber! I mean aren't you better off reading the stories on this site than some crappy misspelt texts from some unknown internet entity???

What happened to getting off on good ole porn?

 

[CandiCame]

I'm 6'5". Around 245 plus or minus a pound. Mixed grey/brown hair. Not much ass. Internet cock is 11 and 3/4 inches. Wear a size 14 shoe.

'what is up?

Jesus JAJ. Motherfuck.

 

[Wings]

Shut up and post your description.

 

[CHNOPS]

"Definitely doesn't look anything like Grace."

 

[Wings]

"Definitely doesn't look anything like Grace."

Laser dicks.

 

[CandiCame]

My description?

Raven haired temptress with a masochistic streak. Pale white skin covered in strawberry gashes of undetermined origin, but taunt and smooth, silky to the touch, peppered with soft, blue bruises in the shape of human fingers; choke marks around the throat; half-lidded eyes a color trapped between the emerald green of forest growth and the firey dark brown of scorched earth- unreadable; mysterious. Lean muscle rippling under the skin, flowing in perfect time with every breath, every movement- betraying the desire that the eyes refuse to speak of- lips sealed, taunt and half-smirking; a contradiction in body language.

 

[unregistered]

 

[IndieSnob]

PM this

She's single and ready to let you mingle her at work.

 

[unregistered]

 

[everestrushmore]

I'm 6'5". Around 245 plus or minus a pound. Mixed grey/brown hair. Not much ass. Internet cock is 11 and 3/4 inches. Wear a size 14 shoe.

'what is up?

Internet cock is 11 and 3/4 inches. Hilarious!

 

[beetlebum]

Hey baby,

My dick shoots lasers, get at me.

that's the line you used on me, i recall.

 

[everestrushmore]

I don't get how people can get off on cyber! I mean aren't you better off reading the stories on this site than some crappy misspelt texts from some unknown internet entity???

What happened to getting off on good ole porn?

I know that's a rhetorical question, but the answer is because it's an actual person. Take you, for example, your picture shows 1/2 of a cute little Indian woman who likes to write about people having sex. That's a bit of a turn-on. I wonder what this little Indian woman would do if she came into my office and went down on me under the desk while I enter sales orders. I've seen all the naked pictures online anyway...

 

[mark197205]

that's the line you used on me, i recall.

I bet she told you you were special, too.

 

[incognito]

I'm 6'5". Around 245 plus or minus a pound. Mixed grey/brown hair. Not much ass. Internet cock is 11 and 3/4 inches. Wear a size 14 shoe.

'what is up?

Yet little Al Pacino is your AV.

 

[bronzeage]

I don't get how people can get off on cyber! I mean aren't you better off reading the stories on this site than some crappy misspelt texts from some unknown internet entity???

What happened to getting off on good ole porn?

If that was enough, the human race would have gone extinct a very long time ago.

 

[lovetoread]

I have a lasertwat and I look like me.

I plan on playing with Wings laserdick.

 

[incognito]

Is it even called 'cyber' anymore?

 

[Wings]

that's the line you used on me, i recall.

I bet she told you you were special, too.

I'm only one woman! One man! One...something!