A woman takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts
the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts
her lover in the closet with the little boy.
Little boy: "Dark in here."
Lover: "Yes, it is."
Little Boy: "I have a baseball."
Lover: "That's nice."
Little boy: "Want to buy it?"
Lover: "No, thanks."
Little boy: "My dad's outside."
Lover: "OK, how much?"
Little boy: "$25.00"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet. Little boy: "Dark in
here." Lover: "Yes, it is." Little boy: "I have a
baseball mitt."
Lover: "How much?"
Little boy: "$75.00."
Lover: "Fine."
His father asks him about the missing ball and the
mitt. The boy says, "I sold them." "How much did you
sell them for?" "$100.00." The father says,"That's
terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess." They go to
church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy
says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start
that sh*t again.
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husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts
the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts
her lover in the closet with the little boy.
Little boy: "Dark in here."
Lover: "Yes, it is."
Little Boy: "I have a baseball."
Lover: "That's nice."
Little boy: "Want to buy it?"
Lover: "No, thanks."
Little boy: "My dad's outside."
Lover: "OK, how much?"
Little boy: "$25.00"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet. Little boy: "Dark in
here." Lover: "Yes, it is." Little boy: "I have a
baseball mitt."
Lover: "How much?"
Little boy: "$75.00."
Lover: "Fine."
His father asks him about the missing ball and the
mitt. The boy says, "I sold them." "How much did you
sell them for?" "$100.00." The father says,"That's
terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess." They go to
church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy
says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start
that sh*t again.
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