Current Lit Crush

[Mr_bogey]

Am I allowed to say myself without sounding conceited?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Never baby. I only have eyes for you.

Ooooohhhhh?
Hrmph.

https://media.tenor.com/sz_o_rcQAysAAAAC/pout.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

Or you could ask all the girls here that's crushed on you to raise their hands?

️

Girls?
Fine!
Ahem!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never baby. I only have eyes for you.

Your butthole / nipple thirst is ALL over this place … so … unlikely

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Girls?
Fine!
Ahem!

And boys!!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Your butthole / nipple thirst is ALL over this place … so unlikely

He’s got way to remember them all like the Dewey Decimal system

 

[crazychemgirl]

He’s got way to remember them all like the Dewey Decimal system

Like @OrdinaryPerson with her dickalogue

 

[Mr_bogey]

Your butthole / nipple thirst is ALL over this place … so … unlikely

They mean nothing to me, I swear.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Like @OrdinaryPerson with her dickalogue

Hers is by size and girth rating

 

[Bry1313]

Like @OrdinaryPerson with her dickalogue

The most extensive collection on Lit……allegedly.

 

[filt]

Position vacant at the moment - I should start wandering about the streets of Lit advertising the vacancy

 

[Mr_bogey]

He’s got way to remember them all like the Dewey Decimal system

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you saying you’re too much of an old man to remember them all?


Or is that just a ruse to ensure fresh ones get sent regularly

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you saying you’re too much of an old man to remember them all?


Or is that just a ruse to ensure fresh ones get sent regularly

I was dying and you tried to save me with boobs. A total of 3 posters showed pity and shared their boobs. How many do you think I have to count?
3 people in all of lit wanted me not to die, 4 if I count you for soliciting but not sharing.

 

[Bry1313]

I was dying and you tried to save me with boobs. A total of 3 posters showed pity and shared their boobs. How many do you think I have to count?
3 people in all of lit wanted me not to die, 4 if I count you for soliciting but not sharing.

Wow, this sounds ungrateful. I’d be beyond thankful should such a bounty come my way. But I am familiar with those promising but not sending.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I was dying and you tried to save me with boobs. A total of 3 posters showed pity and shared their boobs. How many do you think I have to count?
3 people in all of lit wanted me not to die, 4 if I count you for soliciting but not sharing.

Tell me you're a drama queen without telling me you're a drama queen...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are they stored in a library or the bottom of a cavernous cunt?

On an unrelated note, congrats to @Broken_paladin for breaking the Guinness World Record for typing the phrase "cavernous cunt". It is an annual record and BP broke it in just 6 weeks.

Here is your prize:

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wow, this sounds ungrateful. I’d be beyond thankful should such a bounty come my way. But I am familiar with those promising but not sending.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was dying and you tried to save me with boobs. A total of 3 posters showed pity and shared their boobs. How many do you think I have to count?
3 people in all of lit wanted me not to die, 4 if I count you for soliciting but not sharing.

I missed it. Probably wouldn’t have shared boobs though. You’ve seen mine enough for a lifetime.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I missed it. Probably wouldn’t have shared boobs though.

You’ve seen mine enough for a lifetime.

 

[Bry1313]

thank you bogey, is that a female horse with her cavern open? Maybe you should peek your head in and have a look around.. for science

 

[MedicalMuse]

Right.

 

[Mr_bogey]

thank you bogey, is that a female horse with her cavern open? Maybe you should peek your head in and have a look around.. for science

NMK

 

[Booboobear84]

I missed it. Probably wouldn’t have shared boobs though. You’ve seen mine enough for a lifetime.

Never enough

 

[Mr_bogey]

fine... were is your sense of adventure?

" were is"?

Apparently cavernous cunts impact cognitive function.