MrPractical
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Forget what you see...laugh at the GIF...Its funny in it's truth
Current Lit Crush
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Forget what you see...laugh at the GIF...Its funny in it's truth
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LurkingLazarus
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I've had quite a few Lit crushes over the years (and Lit is populated with incredibly crushable women right now...y'all are awesome and beautiful and cool)...but currenly it's ShyNaughtyGirl, who was also my first major Lit crush years ago. So some things come full circle.
PS - that wine bottle gif makes me laugh. It's even funnier if you look at it as if she just forgot the cork was there and got pissed it was in her way...
PS - that wine bottle gif makes me laugh. It's even funnier if you look at it as if she just forgot the cork was there and got pissed it was in her way...
JerseyJade
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TANSTAAFL58
Working the wood
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Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Maybe I'm weird (No, I know I'm weird. News at 11!), but I don't generally pursue Lit crushes. I mean, every now and then there is a poster that just catches the eye. Almost makes the heart race when they reply. Those are fun. But I would rather just get to know people and not worry about my tongue being tied. Or trying to impress her and just looking like a colossal dumbass. Plus I always seem to misread situations. I'm just jot good at it. So I'll let it be.
Even if she does make my head spin a little. I'll just enjoy the smile, maybe fantasize a little and move forward.
Even if she does make my head spin a little. I'll just enjoy the smile, maybe fantasize a little and move forward.
aussiegeekygal
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Currently, no crush for Aussie 
I've been gone and somewhat preoccupied. Plus, I'm convinced my lady whiskers have conspired into dreadlocks. Nature's way of sealing shut my vag in order to keep a sibling from manifesting.
I've been gone and somewhat preoccupied. Plus, I'm convinced my lady whiskers have conspired into dreadlocks. Nature's way of sealing shut my vag in order to keep a sibling from manifesting.
tolyk
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Currently, no crush for Aussie
I've been gone and somewhat preoccupied. Plus, I'm convinced my lady whiskers have conspired into dreadlocks. Nature's way of sealing shut my vag in order to keep a sibling from manifesting.
Good to see you regardless Aussie
Wild_Honey_66
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Jada59
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I've never been allowed to mention mine. Either they are ashamed, or don't want their other women to know.
Same, for the most part.
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LurkingLazarus
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Looks like Jessica Chastain to me.
Yep. On closer inspection, I got my redheads confused. By about a generation. I gotta stop posting from my phone.
Wild_Honey_66
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Worrrrrd. She and Tom Hardy in Unlawful... <swoon>
There there. You're old. I'll let it slide.
hotwords229_A
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Hey! That was going to be my new signature
*Laugh*
Who wouldn't?
Suddenly I feel like the Belle of the Balls! Or something like that!
givememoresir
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They know exactly who they are, and a lady never PMs and tells.
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AlwaysFara
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They know exactly who they are, and a lady never PMs and tells.
I’m not a lady.
I’m happy and taken, but my current, and long term crushes are no surprise to anyone:
JJonah
The Unabomber
Miles
I mean. Duh.
Oh!!! And 2 of them crush back!
LostGirlTink
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The number of people who aren’t allowed to tell their crushes makes me sad... and makes me think you misunderstand crush but whatever
What I’ve gotten from this is hotwords is gonna have to stand in line for blowjobs,NRJ and I FINALLY made a list and not everyone pulls the cork out with their teeth.
Productive thread.
What I’ve gotten from this is hotwords is gonna have to stand in line for blowjobs,NRJ and I FINALLY made a list and not everyone pulls the cork out with their teeth.
Productive thread.
MrPractical
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The number of people who aren’t allowed to tell their crushes makes me sad... and makes me think you misunderstand crush but whatever
What I’ve gotten from this is hotwords is gonna have to stand in line for blowjobs,NRJ and I FINALLY made a list and not everyone pulls the cork out with their teeth.
Productive thread.
LostGirlTink....The crush is on
Blueeyesrenee
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Lastest crush is wolfgrrl. 
She's pretty amazing.
She's pretty amazing.
MrPractical
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TANSTAAFL58
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Worrrrrd. She and Tom Hardy in Unlawful... <swoon>
There there. You're old. I'll let it slide.
Yes I am. Old AF. Technology confuses me. I want a dial on my cell phone, like Maxwell Smart's shoephone. Get off my lawn. (Unless you want to dance naked)
The number of people who aren’t allowed to tell their crushes makes me sad... and makes me think you misunderstand crush but whatever
What I’ve gotten from this is hotwords is gonna have to stand in line for blowjobs,NRJ and I FINALLY made a list and not everyone pulls the cork out with their teeth.
Productive thread.
My crush may or may not know I was crushing on her and she's pretty private considering this is a porn site with lots of naked bits and such.
Smoothshavendad
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For the first time in a long time, I don’t really have a Lit crush. Better schedule a doctor appointment. Something is definitely off here.
beachbaby179
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I finally made a list! 
you too, NRJ.
you too, NRJ.
Willingtoshare
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Btw how do you guys define what makes up a "crush" exactly? Like what IS crush to you?
To me it's a friend I also think happens to be kinda cute and appealing on some level. Is that too broad? Lol
I dunno, I'm just curious.
Curious here as well...
