Current Lit Crush

[Bbl87]

I'm sure that no one thinks that about you

Don't give me too much credit. I'm certain they're out there.

You mean you want to cast a line and sail the seas? @Bbl87

Sometimes, it's even better to get swallowed up, hmm, by the waves, of course... "Grinning mischievously."

I feel like if I get lucky tonight, I almost have to use a pirate voice with all this talk of the seas.

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Sometimes, it's even better to get swallowed up, hmm, by the waves, of course... "Grinning mischievously."

you forgot "knowing" in that mischievously grin

but getting swallowed up? consumed? yes please!

 

[tolyk]

I feel like if I get lucky tonight, I almost have to use a pirate voice with all this talk of the seas.

Just put on an eye patch and talk about ol' Willy.

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

you forgot "knowing" in that mischievously grin

but getting swallowed up? consumed? yes please!

Be careful, you don't want to capsize and drown.

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Be careful, you don't want to capsize and drown.

Depends on what one is drowning in. Sometimes it can't be helped, only surrendered to.

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Don't give me too much credit. I'm certain they're out there.





I feel like if I get lucky tonight, I almost have to use a pirate voice with all this talk of the seas.

Give me some Captain Jack Sparrow!!!

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Depends on what one is drowning in. Sometimes it can't be helped, only surrendered to.

Did you bring the lifejacket?

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Did you bring the lifejacket?

oh crap, i might have forgotten! Do you have one I can borrow? Or share?

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Throws out the life vest...

 

[hopeful_wife]

I feel like if I get lucky tonight, I almost have to use a pirate voice with all this talk of the seas.

Except your wife hasn't been here with you and won't get the joke... She'll just start running through the FAST questions to see if you've had a stroke. Next thing you know, you e lost your chance to get lucky and you're walking the plank.

 

[Bbl87]

Low expectations for you from now on. Got it.

Oh, believe me, I'll disappoint you so hard...

 

[tolyk]

Oh good. You?

Pretty horribly actually. Bad back. It's seized right up.

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Throws out the life vest...

Awww, thank you Madam! I owe you one!

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Awww, thank you Madam! I owe you one!

Kisses your cheek, I can't let the stick drown, can I?

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Kisses your cheek, I can't let the stick drown, can I?

Nice to know you know how to take care of a stick in need!

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Kisses your cheek, I can't let the stick drown, can I?

and mmmmm kisses are always welcome!

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Good to know...hugs you, too!!!

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Good to know...hugs you, too!!!

danger -- danger -- approaching the point of no return! *dazed look*

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

I

danger -- danger -- approaching the point of no return! *dazed look*

I don't want you to pass out, I'll stop.

 

[Bbl87]

Are you setting me up for disappointment with an expectation of being disappointed?

Hey, if I keep your expectations low, I can do nothing but exceed them.

 

[HockeyLover829813]

I

I don't want you to pass out, I'll stop.

Oh darling, that wasn't from danger of passing out!

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Hey, if I keep your expectations low, I can do nothing mut exceed them.

That's it, get them to settle!!! LOL

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Hey, if I keep your expectations low, I can do nothing mut exceed them.

Exceed? More like surprise? Bc I didn't have any with you.

 

[Bbl87]

That's it, get them to settle!!! LOL

It's the Midwestern way. Underpromise and overdeliver!

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Exceed? More like surprise? Bc I didn't have any with you.

Well no expectations should be easy to achieve and exceed, right? LOL