Cumming The Fragrance

[velvetpie]

I want a bottle of this!

http://www.cummingthefragrance.com/commercial.html

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I adore Alan Cumming. I saw him talking about this on some talk show not too long ago. Could he be hotter?

 

[shereads]

The designer, Alan Cumming, probably took a lot of flack for his name when he was a kid. "Alan" is not that common a name where he grew up.

BTW, "Cumming" is a modernized spelling of the Eastern European surname, "Cummminggg."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The designer, Alan Cumming, probably took a lot of flack for his name when he was a kid. "Alan" is not that common a name where he grew up.

BTW, "Cumming" is a modernized spelling of the Eastern European surname, "Cummminggg."

My real name is a modernized spelling of "Ohhhh, gawwwddddd, fuuuuck me!!!!!"
I got made fun of in school too.

 

[velvetpie]

You're such a naughty girl, Scarlett!

Did you watch the video? It's priceless when he cracks up at the end. I read an article that said that the 'fragrance' was doing too well and that he was overwhelmed. At this point, I still don't know if it's a legitimate fragrance or if it is a joke ...

 

[TheEarl]

I'm very tempted by him when he snickers at the end.

The Earl

 

[velvetpie]

You're not tempted by his slender arse? It certainly looks lickable to me ...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You're such a naughty girl, Scarlett!

Did you watch the video? It's priceless when he cracks up at the end. I read an article that said that the 'fragrance' was doing too well and that he was overwhelmed. At this point, I still don't know if it's a legitimate fragrance or if it is a joke ...

It's a real fragrance.
Though I have no idea what it smells like.

Oh, and thanks for saying I'm naughty. I love it when people say that.

 

[Guest]

It's a real fragrance.
Though I have no idea what it smells like.
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Hmmm...

Something in between dried smegma and the juice of salted cucumber?







Clear the shelves! We don't need no stinkin' musk!

 

[Guest]

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Hmmm...

Something in between dried smegma and the juice of salted cucumber?

Clear the shelves! We don't need no stinkin' musk!

Awww, now. C'mon, Manxie.

You're no fun.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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Hmmm...

Something in between dried smegma and the juice of salted cucumber?







Clear the shelves! We don't need no stinkin' musk!

LMAO!!
You mean you wouldn't buy that?