Cum saving...

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Is there any way to preserve cum and how long will it last? I'm thinking of how cool home bukakke could be, and with just one doner safety wouldn't be much of a problem.
 
What I did was jerkoff in a cup for two weeks and keep it in the freeser.One night when the wife was ready to try this I warmed it in the micro.she was sucking me and I poured it over her tits and licked it off.As I did this I was kissing and licking this got her going real good.Maybe I should try this again.
 
Dangerous

Ok sorry but GROSS, do u know how unsafe that is!!! First off all the bacteria that is in the sperm. Even worse placing it in your freezer along side the very food you will eating, then warming it up in the same micro wave you also place your food in. Then pouring it on your wife and both of you licking it. Very lucky you both didnt get sick like a meningitis which you can get really sick from. I wouldn't recommend doing it that way again, how about holding off on sex for a week or so and your sperm level will be a little more then if you had sex daily!
 
Just thought of something?

If she wants something warm while she is doing this why not try warm candle wax or chocolate? Much safer then what you where using
 
christian1971 said:
Ok sorry but GROSS, do u know how unsafe that is!!! First off all the bacteria that is in the sperm. Even worse placing it in your freezer along side the very food you will eating, then warming it up in the same micro wave you also place your food in. Then pouring it on your wife and both of you licking it. Very lucky you both didnt get sick like a meningitis which you can get really sick from. I wouldn't recommend doing it that way again, how about holding off on sex for a week or so and your sperm level will be a little more then if you had sex daily!

Um, any bacteria that might grow would be prevented from growing if it's frozen. That's why we freeze food, like meat. The heat of the microwave also kills bacteria, if it's alive in the first place.
 
LadyJeanne said:
Um, any bacteria that might grow would be prevented from growing if it's frozen. That's why we freeze food, like meat. The heat of the microwave also kills bacteria, if it's alive in the first place.

thank you.
 
Scalywag said:
The gay guys would save the cum in the refridgerator, and put it on their cereal.

I prefer raisons or blueberries in mine.

i've never had cum... with raisins, blueberries OR cereal. :eek:
 
Sorry

Ok I am sorry if I am wrong about it not being healthy. But still it doesn't sound safe or healthy to me personally.
 
If it's covered then there wouldn't be any contamination between it and food in the freezer (when it's still liquid) or splatters in the microwave.
 
LadyJeanne said:
Um, any bacteria that might grow would be prevented from growing if it's frozen. That's why we freeze food, like meat. The heat of the microwave also kills bacteria, if it's alive in the first place.

You'd have to heat it pretty well to kill bacteria.....if you just warmed it the little critters would keep on multiplying.

Personally I like my cum straight from the tap ;) :p Keeping it and re-heating it just sounds gross! (Where's the vomit smilie when you need it :confused: )
 
Bandit58 said:
You'd have to heat it pretty well to kill bacteria.....if you just warmed it the little critters would keep on multiplying.

Personally I like my cum straight from the tap ;) :p Keeping it and re-heating it just sounds gross! (Where's the vomit smilie when you need it :confused: )

I prefer fresh myself. I'm just thinking it's not likely anyone will get bacterial meningitis from frozen and reheated batches.
 
Cum doesn't have bacteria in it!

It's not bad for you at all as long as the person it came from doesn't have some serious illness like HIV or other VD or hepatitis.

Just freeze it. The best way to thaw it out is leave it whatever container you froze it in and put that in a pot of water, then put it on the stove. You can thaw it out at whatever rate you want.

There are NO BAD ingredients in semen as long as the giver is disease free!

It's actually nutritious.

Here's whats in it:

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml

Enjoy cum, it's erotic and good for you!

Mike302
 
christian1971 said:
Ok sorry but GROSS, do u know how unsafe that is!!! First off all the bacteria that is in the sperm. Even worse placing it in your freezer along side the very food you will eating, then warming it up in the same micro wave you also place your food in. Then pouring it on your wife and both of you licking it. Very lucky you both didnt get sick like a meningitis which you can get really sick from. I wouldn't recommend doing it that way again, how about holding off on sex for a week or so and your sperm level will be a little more then if you had sex daily!


I haven't continued on reading this whole thread yet but, I just had to stop and ask:

ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED?

Where in hell did you come up with, or receive this information?

If you are being facetious, please disregard.
 
Since cum is so unhealthy, I'm sure he goes into a depressive guilt everytime he asks for a blowjob.

Oh wait.

Scratch that.
 
mate try not lose any for a while and in the time save energy like no workout and less body stress. for long run work out is good but if you want results by the end of the week then save all the energy you can. and the main thing is you have eat a lot fresh dates and almonds. or a lot of nuts is fine.

hope this gets you the results, Iam talkin from experince here.

thanks
 
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