Cum inside my lair, purred sugarbear

[KillerMuffin]

How busy you wanna get, sweetiepie?

I'm nekkid'n waiting. See how easy muff is?

 

[Problem Child]

That's funny, because I'm all nekkie too.

Here, I wrote you a love sonnet...

camshaft and crankshafts
and blowjobs at lunchtime

driveshafts and sparkplugs
tecate with fresh lime

bearings and bushings
and nipple rings

these are a few of my favorite things

M-1's and Rugers
and Kidrock's a wussy

Mausers and Colts
and muffie's bare pussy

I'd like to lick her
until she sings

these are a few of my favorite things

tomatoes and chickens
and doggy-style fucking

tractors and fenceposts
and soft clitty sucking

spanking your ass till it's
red and it stings

these are a few of my favorite things.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Where WHERE

Muff, WHERE!