Cum flavored soda

[perks]

and other ideas that would be wrong...


I don't need "fizz in my jizz" and other pithy sayings.

 

[TWB]

Sloe gin jizz.

 

[TWB]

Shirley Jizzle, for the kiddies.

 

[tortoise]

I'm taking a vacation from carbonation.

 

[honeylick]

"fo' shizzle" - snoop dog

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Semen-sicles?


makes you think really hard about sperm donation, huh

 

[tortoise]

Shirley Jizzle, for the kiddies.

Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

(d'oh! too slow!)

 

[Stout chap]

A toaster and bath gift box.

 

[TWB]

Toasted cum lick lotion.

 

[Stout chap]

Cum-scented parfume.

 

[Guest]

Cum-on-toast

 

[Saint Valentine]

This whole thread...

...is wrong, but I love the perkaliscious av.

 

[Stout chap]

Cum in a Super Soaker.

 

[Guest]

Cum on the half shell

 

[perks]

Cum on the half shell

ohhh, hmmmm... I'm not sure this is a bad idea.

 

[tortoise]

Colonel Codswallop's Can o' Chunky Cum

 

[tortoise]

Cum on Eileen

 

[Stout chap]

Sardines in brine? Sardines in cum!

 

[Stout chap]

LOL tortoise

 

[kotori]

Imagine this idea in the hands of a pastry chef. I'm thinking piping bag.

 

[Guest]

and other ideas that would be wrong...


I don't need "fizz in my jizz" and other pithy sayings.

_____

Besides, the salty cucumber aftertaste would overwhelm the faux-sweetness of aspartame.

 

[perks]

Cum on Eileen

no, this is a good idea!

 

[tortoise]

I gotcher piping bag...

 

[perks]

Imagine this idea in the hands of a pastry chef. I'm thinking piping bag.

I will never be able to suck the cream out of a piping bag, without thinking of you, viejo.

oh wait, ohhhh wait... Heh!

 

[kotori]

I will never be able to suck the cream out of a piping bag, without thinking of you, viejo.

oh wait, ohhhh wait... Heh!