cum files

[Guest]

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[Lady Reiha]

No, not cum flies. Cum FILES.

I received this email at work today.


Subject: cum files

>>> **************** 2/20/2008 8:37 AM >>>
If anyone has cum files on your desk, would you please return to office.

Thank You

******



*sigh*




It was way too early for the coffee I spewed all over my desk.

(I'm certain she meant student cumulative files. And only the most pervy of us would immediately think naughty thoughts, hence my obvious confusion.)

*laughs* Pervert.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

No, not cum flies. Cum FILES.

I received this email at work today.


Subject: cum files

>>> **************** 2/20/2008 8:37 AM >>>
If anyone has cum files on your desk, would you please return to office.

Thank You

******

*sigh*

It was way too early for the coffee I spewed all over my desk.

(I'm certain she meant student cumulative files. And only the most pervy of us would immediately think naughty thoughts, hence my obvious confusion.)

She forgot to say, "Please launder before returning"

 

[sweetness6280]

No, not cum flies. Cum FILES.

I received this email at work today.


Subject: cum files

>>> **************** 2/20/2008 8:37 AM >>>
If anyone has cum files on your desk, would you please return to office.

Thank You

******





*sigh*

It was way too early for the coffee I spewed all over my desk.

(I'm certain she meant student cumulative files. And only the most pervy of us would immediately think naughty thoughts, hence my obvious confusion.)

Now I spewed.

And I would have thought the same thing. Does that make me a perv, too?

 

[CeriseNoire]

No, not cum flies. Cum FILES.

I received this email at work today.


Subject: cum files

>>> **************** 2/20/2008 8:37 AM >>>
If anyone has cum files on your desk, would you please return to office.

Thank You

******



*sigh*

It was way too early for the coffee I spewed all over my desk.

(I'm certain she meant student cumulative files. And only the most pervy of us would immediately think naughty thoughts, hence my obvious confusion.)

Don't worry; I had the same reaction my first year teaching when I said I had concerned with a student, and the dean emailed me back that I should check him cum folder... especially since the concerns I'd expressed were about his inappropriate (read: pervy) behavior.

 

[Guest]

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[glynndah]

Boy! I feel left out. I just have library cards on mine. *sigh*

 

[rgraham666]

Snerk.

I love the English language. So much space for misunderstanding and amusement.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Now in my district, all the letters in CUM are capitalized and it never occured to me to make that connection. I'm so embarrassed! Innocence at my age is mortifying. Up der Perv!

 

[Belegon]

Now I spewed.

And I would have thought the same thing. Does that make me a perv, too?

Yes, thankfully...

Don't worry; I had the same reaction my first year teaching when I said I had concerned with a student, and the dean emailed me back that I should check his cum folder... especially since the concerns I'd expressed were about his inappropriate (read: pervy) behavior.

you too, then...

We're all hopelessly warped.

Ain't it cool?

Wonderful...

 

[DesertPirate]

Yes, thankfully...



you too, then...



Wonderful...

I must be a member also

Almost spewed on reading

*age = control sometimes*

 

[starrkers]

No, not cum flies. Cum FILES.

I received this email at work today.


Subject: cum files

>>> **************** 2/20/2008 8:37 AM >>>
If anyone has cum files on your desk, would you please return to office.

Thank You

******



*sigh*

It was way too early for the coffee I spewed all over my desk.

(I'm certain she meant student cumulative files. And only the most pervy of us would immediately think naughty thoughts, hence my obvious confusion.)

I'm so glad you told me what she meant - the only thought I had was the pervy one

 

[TE999]

No, not cum flies. Cum FILES.

I received this email at work today.


Subject: cum files

>>> **************** 2/20/2008 8:37 AM >>>
If anyone has cum files on your desk, would you please return to office.

Thank You

******



*sigh*

It was way too early for the coffee I spewed all over my desk.

(I'm certain she meant student cumulative files. And only the most pervy of us would immediately think naughty thoughts, hence my obvious confusion.)

And where would one find such files if not under 'C'?

Under 'O' Orgasm, 'J' Jizz, 'S' Spunk -- or Squirt?

Just wonderin'.