Cucumber?

[Sexxyal]

I am an anal virgin, who thinks I can fit a cucumber up my bum? ; ) any tips? Guys or Girls for tips ; ) and anyone who wants to talk naughty

 

[hailsmoochy2007]

I am an anal virgin, who thinks I can fit a cucumber up my bum? ; ) any tips?

Can I use my tongue to help build up some lubrication to help you ease it in?

 

[neiljames74]

I am an anal virgin, who thinks I can fit a cucumber up my bum? ; ) any tips? Guys or Girls for tips ; ) and anyone who wants to talk naughty

Try to find one that tapers at one end, and start with the thinner end!!

And relax

 

[Hosebloke]

And dust it in chilli powder

 

[Rawhide_101]

I am an anal virgin, who thinks I can fit a cucumber up my bum? ; ) any tips? Guys or Girls for tips ; ) and anyone who wants to talk naughty

Lube . . . and lots of it.

You're welcome.

 

[Rawhide_101]

I am an anal virgin, who thinks I can fit a cucumber up my bum? ; ) any tips? Guys or Girls for tips ; ) and anyone who wants to talk naughty

It MUST be really cold outside . . . resorting to this kind of indoor fun!

LOL

 

[kneedeep98]

Lube

Use plenty of lube to start. Lube both you and the object you are using. Will make it easier. Good idea to start with the smaller end till you get used to it. Relax and go slow. As you start you will feel the pressure. Now relax. You will be surprised how easy it slips in. After you do it a few times you will figure out how to do it.

Enjoy yourself.

 

[1sickbastard]

lube, training, patience.
And a lot of all of those!

 

[2ServeWoman]

First, patience . . . .

Then for all common sense reasoning, yank a condom over it!

Lots of lube & learn to relax that powerful muscle to alleviate pain potential!

To allow it entry, work on "LIGHT" pushing as if taking a dump, you then will notice instant given & feel it opening! Relax don't force it, it is a very elastic orafice & will accept more than you would believe!

Enjoy (g) you will there are so many magical nerve endings back there!

Hope this helped ya accomplish your quest!

 

[cumunder]

start out with somthing smaller to stretch lots of lube

 

[Prince Albert]

I am an anal virgin, who thinks I can fit a cucumber up my bum? ; ) any tips? Guys or Girls for tips ; ) and anyone who wants to talk naughty

I'd start with a small vibrator, before going to a cucumber. Lots of lube & I would recommend using a condom on it.

 

[2ServeWoman]

Cucumber

Ya know, as long as you aren't going for a John Holmes sniper size, ya don't have to pussyfoot around with bullshit lil vibrators! Good grief, I told you patience, don't hurry yourself & enjoy the moment, I bet an average sized cuke would be just fine! Virgin or not, look at the size waste you've had, OK!! Gee, never thought about that, too busy getting confused by inexperienced opinionated wanna he's!

Trust me, do it like my previous post and you'll be so much happier & pleased @ yourself!