"Cucumber Picking Time"

sirhugs

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18 yr old Amy is naive. home schooled on the remote farm like her 36 yr old Mom and 54 yr old Grandma before her.

She has wondered why late each summer her Ma and grandma get excited by cucumber picking time, and refuse to let her help.

This year, she is told she is old enough. She discovers that cukes are good for more than salads, and finally receives sex education. She is such a good student that she races back to the farmhouse to find a man to teach her more...
 
18 yr old Amy is naive. home schooled on the remote farm like her 36 yr old Mom and 54 yr old Grandma before her.

She has wondered why late each summer her Ma and grandma get excited by cucumber picking time, and refuse to let her help.

This year, she is told she is old enough. She discovers that cukes are good for more than salads, and finally receives sex education. She is such a good student that she races back to the farmhouse to find a man to teach her more...
Sounds like you could put it in a sexual humor category.

How 'bout enlisting her mother and grandma in a melon weighing contest at the local fair, where all the men can taste the biggest and best melons.
Her grandma wins every year, but now her mother can give her a run for her money!

Amy found herself at a pie baking contest, followed by a pie eating contest.
She has a special recipe that makes her a shoe in when the guys all eat her black cherry.

The immaturity factor makes it funny.
You can have a farm boy (also 18) go out to the hen house to play with his cock.

Hey guys help out, the hokier the better.
 
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well, I don't write humour well, but you've got the idea...
 
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