Cruel shoes

[miles]

Yikes

 

[littlekateyes]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Put them on me....

 

[StrawberryPez]

Put them on me....

Good God your av is scarey.

 

[Lust Engine]

Good God your av is scarey.

That's like saying the Pacific Ocean is wet.

 

[miles]

Meow

 

[littlekateyes]

I would wear them for you.

 

[Pamela]

Yikes

So...what are cruel shoes? The ones that look good, sexy, but hurt like hell?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The Cruel Shoes:

A pair of hideous black and white pumps. But not an ordinary hideous pair of black and white pumps. Both are left feet. One has a right angle turn with seperate compartments that point the toes in impossible directions. The other is 6 inches long, and curved inward like a rocking chair. With a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. - Steve Martin

 

[Silverluna]

ouch. makes my feet hurt just thinking about them. -.-

 

[Laurel]

The Cruel Shoes:

A pair of hideous black and white pumps. But not an ordinary hideous pair of black and white pumps. Both are left feet. One has a right angle turn with seperate compartments that point the toes in impossible directions. The other is 6 inches long, and curved inward like a rocking chair. With a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. - Steve Martin

One of my favorite Steve Martin bits.

 

[Pamela]

The Cruel Shoes:

A pair of hideous black and white pumps. But not an ordinary hideous pair of black and white pumps. Both are left feet. One has a right angle turn with seperate compartments that point the toes in impossible directions. The other is 6 inches long, and curved inward like a rocking chair. With a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. - Steve Martin

OUCH! Kay...don't have any of those!

 

[StrawberryPez]

Cruel Shoes