cross country winnebago orgy applications inside

[Mischka]

Not really. Iactually have a math question, but I doubted that would lure anyone in here.

If I'm at 8.74 posts per day, how long would I have to quit posting to reach less than 8 posts per day?

 

[Problem Child]

Forever.

Vaya con huevos.

 

[freakygirl]

Well you fucked up.

You know have 8.75 posts per day because of this thread.

 

[Lasher]

If I'm at 8.74 posts per day, how long would I have to quit posting to reach less than 8 posts per day?

70 days.

Maybe 71 just to be safe.

 

[Mischka]

Forever.

Damn. That's longer than I anticipated. Oh well.

 

[morninggirl5]

If you don't post any more.


6500 posts/8 ppd =812.5 days

So, you'd need to not post until day 813 of your membership here. Today is day 743 , so you need to stop posting for 70 days.

Post nothing until after June 10.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: cross country winnebago orgy applications inside

70 days.

Maybe 71 just to be safe.

Also the exact number of days my swimmers can live in the average Texas woman's vagina.

Interesting.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Re: cross country winnebago orgy applications inside

Also the exact number of days my swimmers can live in the average Texas woman's vagina.

Interesting.

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: cross country winnebago orgy applications inside

no no no... not your mouth... the cooter

 

[just pet]

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Also the exact number of days my swimmers can live in the average Texas woman's vagina.

Interesting.

I was under the impression that Texas women had superior vaginas. I read it in a thread...

 

[Mischka]

Thanks Lasher and morninggirl. I wasn't sure how to approach the problem (obviously, math is not my strong suit).

PC, nothing short of a developing fetus should be kicking around inside of a woman for that long. I've sent out the Secret Texas Women Alert to high tail it out of there if they cross paths with an evil gray bunny, just in case.

 

[Problem Child]

My semen is radioactive and tastes like chocolate truffle sauce.

Don't underestimate my sex-cell soup.

 

[morninggirl5]

Thanks Lasher and morninggirl. I wasn't sure how to approach the problem (obviously, math is not my strong suit).

PC, nothing short of a developing fetus should be kicking around inside of a woman for that long. I've sent out the Secret Texas Women Alert to high tail it out of there if they cross paths with an evil gray bunny, just in case.

You're welcome. I actually like Math problems like that.



I guess we're going to have to recalculate since you've continued posting tonight.

 

[red_rose]

- 5pts for Lasher because he forgot to show his work.

morninggirl5 gets a gold star.

 

[red_rose]

P.S. Mischka is a horrible tease and I want my cross country winnebago orgy.

Dammit.

 

[Olivianna]

I'm glad you asked because at 8.74 posts per day I find your posting behavior to be excessive and therefore I'm unable to respect you as much as I'd like.

 

[freakygirl]

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no no no... not your mouth... the cooter

we don't have an emoticon for that

 

[Mischka]

I'm glad you asked because at 8.74 posts per day I find your posting behavior to be excessive and therefore I'm unable to respect you as much as I'd like.

Then all is lost. Please excuse me now - I'm going to binge post on The Playground in despair.

 

[Olivianna]

Then all is lost. Please excuse me now - I'm going to binge post on The Playground in despair.

It's ok; I understand. Paired with my excellent trainer, I've managed to slim down to mere 4 posts (and some change) per day.
If I could only get down to an uberslender zero...

 

[Pyper]

*stalks Mischka and Olivianna*

 

[Mischka]

If I could only get down to an uberslender zero...

Now that's just not proper, and you know it. Try a low-adjective approach. Forces you to resort to stored verbs and increases the zing of each post.

 

[Lasz]

Re: Re: Re: cross country winnebago orgy applications inside

Also the exact number of days my swimmers can live in the average Texas woman's vagina.

Interesting.

I dont think I would want my swimmers to live that long. They might find an egg in that amount of time.

 

[Olivianna]

I've thought about cutting out my sig-line completely.
Does it give my post a paunch?