Crimes of Passion

[subdued_passion]

Commit any?

 

[RobDownSouth]

That depends...how long is the statute of limitations?

 

[Recidiva]

That depends...how long is the statute of limitations?

Oh. Yeah, I thought I hadn't.

Carnal involvement with a minor, I imagine, in my case.

 

[subdued_passion]

That depends...how long is the statute of limitations?

Depends on the crime. Why don't you tell us what you did and then we'll let you know if you truly got away with it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Depends on the crime. Why don't you tell us what you did and then we'll let you know if you truly got away with it.

I was out of college, dating a girl, and we got to talking about how we'd never been to a "lover's lane" in high school. Sooo, one Saturday night we decided to head on down to a secluded lakefront road that was infamous as a lover's lane when I was in high school.

Just me, her, and about 8 other cars, umm, "enjoyin' the moonlight"....

Until a police car with flashing blue lights blocked us in....and another police car blocked the other end of the path.

Trapped! Trapped like rats!

They methodically went down the lane, one car at a time, with their 5,000 candlepower flashlights. Got to my car, I rolled down the window, they asked for ID and asked my date "Ma'am? Are you here willingly?"

He checks my ID and says "Hey, Joe...THIS GUY IS 24 YEARS OLD! haw haw" then he turns to me and says "You're old enough to get a hotel room, son!"

Yessir.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

about to today lol

 

[subdued_passion]

I was out of college, dating a girl, and we got to talking about how we'd never been to a "lover's lane" in high school. Sooo, one Saturday night we decided to head on down to a secluded lakefront road that was infamous as a lover's lane when I was in high school.

Just me, her, and about 8 other cars, umm, "enjoyin' the moonlight"....

Until a police car with flashing blue lights blocked us in....and another police car blocked the other end of the path.

Trapped! Trapped like rats!

They methodically went down the lane, one car at a time, with their 5,000 candlepower flashlights. Got to my car, I rolled down the window, they asked for ID and asked my date "Ma'am? Are you here willingly?"

He checks my ID and says "Hey, Joe...THIS GUY IS 24 YEARS OLD! haw haw" then he turns to me and says "You're old enough to get a hotel room, son!"

Yessir.

So how old was the girl, really?

 

[RobDownSouth]

So how old was the girl, really?

22 or so. Public fornication is a capital crime in Georgia...I'm lucky I didn't end up on Death Row.

 

[Recidiva]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

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Its true. Early in my career I worked at the Juvenile Detention Center, then moved to doing therapy with severely disturbed kids, and theyre all corrupt and experienced perverts.

 

[subdued_passion]

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Recidiva, don't be surprised if LJ starts a thread tomorrow saying that a GBer posted that she'd been with an underage guy and no one batted an eyelash.

Shame on you!

 

[Recidiva]

Its true. Early in my career I worked at the Juvenile Detention Center, then moved to doing therapy with severely disturbed kids, and theyre all corrupt and experienced perverts.

Yup, this guy was born old. He was grateful to have someone to talk to that wasn't just interested in his talent with a whip.

The other women I knew that were involved with him were like "Does he make you do this?" Gods, no.

For time alone we went to a MUD and built a little cottage with a kitten.

Of course in our public time we played a pair of player-vs-player chaos Gods who had a guild called "STRIFE" that would give each member a death certificate. If you could kill someone and bring me their death certificate we would reward them.

People loved that character of mine. My Goddess did great wedding ceremonies involving sacrifice and blood ritual and my calendar was always full with people wanting me to bless their union in horrifying ways.

 

[Recidiva]

Recidiva, don't be surprised if LJ starts a thread tomorrow saying that a GBer posted that she'd been with an underage guy and no one batted an eyelash.

Shame on you!

Oh, it's been done. I've been hated in extraordinarily silly ways, mostly in the past. I'm an irredeemable racist, child abuser, animal abuser and homewrecker.

All these things I learned from Lit. Fortunately nothing anybody can do online can do me harm. My work doesn't care, my husband doesn't care, my kids know I post here and even my daughter HAS posted here, and my family would just roll their eyes and not ask to be exposed to such things.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yup, this guy was born old. He was grateful to have someone to talk to that wasn't just interested in his talent with a whip.

The other women I knew that were involved with him were like "Does he make you do this?" Gods, no.

For time alone we went to a MUD and built a little cottage with a kitten.

Of course in our public time we played a pair of player-vs-player chaos Gods who had a guild called "STRIFE" that would give each member a death certificate. If you could kill someone and bring me their death certificate we would reward them.

People loved that character of mine. My Goddess did great wedding ceremonies involving sacrifice and blood ritual and my calendar was always full with people wanting me to bless their union in horrifying ways.

I was blessed to come along at a time when kids were regarded as small adults. The rule of thumb was: DONT SEND A BOY TO DO A MANS WORK but don't spare them what they can do. And that applied to chores responsibility and sex. Naturally I view todays hysteria as nutty. I took knives to school, rode around with a rifle or shotgun fastened to my bikes handlebars and played house with the ladies and their daughters.

 

[Recidiva]

I was blessed to come along at a time when kids were regarded as small adults. The rule of thumb was: DONT SEND A BOY TO DO A MANS WORK but don't spare them what they can do. And that applied to chores responsibility and sex. Naturally I view todays hysteria as nutty. I took knives to school, rode around with a rifle or shotgun fastened to my bikes handlebars and played house with the ladies and their daughters.

I take it on a case by case basis. It's cute you think you're grown up.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I take it on a case by case basis. It's cute you think you're grown up.

I don't think THAT at all. I fit in well with little kids, cuz I experience the world exactly as they do. Its the secret to creativity and good sex. Others gotta get wasted before the Michelle Obama in their head shuts the fuck up. I'm Michelle Free all the time.

 

[Batch]

Commit any?

Nope. I've lost my passion.

 

[lovetoread]

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How old were you?

 

[pink]

I'm like Batch, i've lost my passion.

 

[Recidiva]

How old were you?

Mid to late 20s if I recall correctly.

 

[subdued_passion]

Nope. I've lost my passion.

I'm like Batch, i've lost my passion.

That's sad... or maybe sane.


I am highly volatile.

 

[Balladeer08]

Commit any?

And here I thought we were going to discuss the movie with Kathleen Turner.

Anthony Perkins with a razor-edged dildo sounds so much like something that would be discussed here.

 

[bg23]

Mid to late 20s if I recall correctly.

if i was fucking around with a 14 year old right now at my age i would wonder why i couldn't get a man my own age, and then probably shoot myself.

 

[subdued_passion]

And here I thought we were going to discuss the movie with Kathleen Turner.

Anthony Perkins with a razor-edged dildo sounds so much like something that would be discussed here.

Haven't seen the movie... and if a razor edged dildo is involved, I'll give it a miss.

 

[Recidiva]

if i was fucking around with a 14 year old right now at my age i would wonder why i couldn't get a man my own age, and then probably shoot myself.

Well, he was one of the guys I was messing around with at the same time, probably one in six. One was probably twice my age, two or three were about my age.