Creative uses of space

[Oscuridad]

Ahem.

Today's class is about use of space.

The space in your house, yard, bedchamber, and yes the space between ones thighs.

This shall be an open lecture so I will take questions straightaway.

 

[Rex1960]

Hi prof

I'd like to fill the place in your classroom again.

 

[Oscuridad]

All eager minds are welcome.
But stay focused.

You never know what I'll get up to in means of keeping order.

 

[SexyWench]

grabs chair next to Rex ....

 

[Eve32]

Ahem.

Today's class is about use of space.

The space in your house, yard, bedchamber, and yes the space between ones thighs.

This shall be an open lecture so I will take questions straightaway.

How do you keep a small space from being cluttered? Say, for example, a mind, with too much to remember?

 

[juicylips]

The space in your house, yard, bedchamber, and yes the space between ones thighs.

Those all correlate, you know.

 

[Rex1960]

tehe

that was my leg, SW

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Creative uses of space

How do you keep a small space from being cluttered? Say, for example, a mind, with too much to remember?

You mean like too small pants ?

 

[SexyWench]

tehe

that was my leg, SW

Oops, did you want me to get off?

*points at prof's sig line* why does he think he's Snow White?

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Creative uses of space

Those all correlate, you know.

Gutter Buddy says: intercourse

 

[Rex1960]

Oops, did you want me to get off?

*points at prof's sig line* why does he think he's Snow White?

just straddle as always....

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Re: Creative uses of space

Gutter Buddy says: intercourse

Hey! I want a Gutter Buddy!

 

[Oscuridad]

Settle down Settle down.

Wench. Get off Rex's leg and pay attention.

First. Clutter.

Remove all objects from your personal space before you begin anything new.

This will prevent overtaxing of ones... umm.. limits.


Bravo to juicy. Yes they do. Can you tell me how?

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Creative uses of space

Hey! I want a Gutter Buddy!

<throws pencil off desk>

bend over

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I'm here to annoy you in a vague, non-masculinity threatening way.

 

[Oscuridad]

Labs are in 2 hours!

But I do admire the enthusiasm.

 

[Oscuridad]

I'm here to annoy you in a vague, non-masculinity threatening way.

Oh good. I might need crowd control.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Creative uses of space

<throws pencil off desk>

bend over

But if I did that you'd see my white lace panties!

 

[Eve32]

<throws pencil off desk>

bend over

Don't do it, juicylips! Don't do it! It's a trap!

oh wait... um..

*tosses my pencil next to Rex's* Can you get that for me too, please?

 

[Oscuridad]

*eyes Cleo and Rex*

I was saving the paddles for next week....

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm definitely most interested in cretive ways to use the space in my bedchamber!

*Straightens skirt, adjusts glasses, smooths sheer blouse and is ready to take detailed notes*

 

[Rex1960]

Settle down Settle down.

Wench. Get off Rex's leg and pay attention.

Wait a minute - now that she settled....

And what about "Laptops allowed" ?

 

[Oscuridad]

I was going to begin with creative modifications to four poster beds...

Shall I begin or just get a hose?

 

[Oscuridad]

Wait a minute - now that she settled....

And what about "Laptops allowed" ?

Oh buddha.

... yes that was a new rule this term.

Carry on.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Oh good. I might need crowd control.

I suggest tear gas.

If you use a water cannon, everybody will get all excited over the whole wet clothing look.

Also, water cannon have a distressing tendency to rip off clothes, which will hardly aid your quest for an orderly classroom.