Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[Guest]

When I gaze upon you time stands still...
'Cause you've got a face that would stop a clock.

 

[minsue]

Your tits are quite sexy, your ass is divine,
now put that bag o'er your head & I'll make you mine

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The day I met you, I felt all atwitter
Now you spend half of each day on the shitter.

~lucky

 

[cheerful_deviant]

My dear you're a swan, the most beautiful in your flock,
But a buzzard off a shit wagon, your breath would knock.

 

[minsue]

I know I said I loved you with all my heart,
but your wallet, I'm afraid, is my favorite part.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Sex with you is such an exquisite thrill
perchance I should have expected the bill

 

[minsue]

Keep trying, my sweet, and soon you shall see
when you're good enough, I'll do it for free

*ducking and running fast*

 

[Dingus Guy]

Your poems are creative and oh so great
On a scale of 1000 I give you an 8.

 

[minsue]

Your poems are creative and oh so great
On a scale of 1000 I give you an 8.

DG! You're here! I knew you couldn't resist.
Though rhymes like those weren't exactly missed.


(yeah, that was lame. I'm out of practice! )

 

[Dingus Guy]

DG! You're here! I knew you couldn't resist.
Though rhymes like those weren't exactly missed.


(yeah, that was lame. I'm out of practice! )

It's good to see you and Lucky again on this worthwhile thread
Now get on your knees ladies and give me some head

 

[Huckleman2000]

My love is like a red, red rose;
Her petals are never far from a prick.

 

[Edward Teach]

The day I met you, I felt all atwitter
Now you spend half of each day on the shitter.

~lucky

That is maybe the worst poem that I have ever read
It probably should be destroyed and flushed right down the head


Good huh?

Edward The Proud

 

[Boxlicker101]

My sweetheart, I always shall cherish your love.
Now stand by the cliff; let me give you a shove.

 

[Guest]

my love, with beauty beyond compare and continence so fair
i never guessed that down below
youd be riddled with pestulence; a bright red flow
a warning to those you perchance to meet
never prick this rose though you believe shes a treat
hold steady, me lads, tuck away your cock
shes the one what infected this flock
head me warnings, for i have been there...
BEWARE!
betwixt her thighs so plump and firm
are the remnants of a million lad's sperm
so, cover your john thomas, wrap him in rubber
if you must make that dive
return to me ship, lads, after a thorough scrubber!

ok... i think i went a bit beyond two lines...appologies.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I lay there and gazed at you, sleeping and sweet,
Then went to the bathroom for beating my meat.

 

[Dingus Guy]

I will tease you and please you until you cum
As long as you wear this mask of Heidi Klum

Don't utter a single word, just sit back enjoy this
If you truly behave, I will give you a goodbye kiss

 

[Boxlicker101]

My darling, I love you; you mean all the world
Now shut up and leave me alone with my girl.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Your lips red as rose set my body on fire
You're so lousy in bed, thank God I'm a good liar.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

I spent all day shopping for you, now look under the tree
That dog you love so much, ruined your present with his pee

 

[Dingus Guy]

Two lines was fun while it lasted this time around
Happy Turkey Day folks don't gain a single pound

 

[Dingus Guy]

I can not believe such a wonderful thread is dead
It reminds me how your body behaves in bed.

 

[Dingus Guy]

I can not believe such a wonderful thread is dead
It reminds me how your body behaves in bed.

 

[Boxlicker101]

On Valentine's Day, we went out to a bar,
You left with another and stole my new car.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I've forgotten now. Was this supposed to be one person writing the romantic line and another writing the nasty one, or was it one person writing both?

If it's the former, lets try:

Your beauty would put all the flowers to shame,

 

[Dingus Guy]

I've forgotten now. Was this supposed to be one person writing the romantic line and another writing the nasty one, or was it one person writing both?

If it's the former, lets try:

Your beauty would put all the flowers to shame,

Sorry its just a 1 person show or it would be lame