Creative Cursing

[impressive]

You are a cancerous bulbo on the armpit of humanity.

You are a maggot infested, shit eating, yeast infected, sorry excuse of a human being that reeks of used tampons.

Very nice, garlic basted cow patty.

 

[lilith1979]

Very nice, garlic basted cow patty.

I feel so loved. You rotting, smegma and cockroach filled sausage.

 

[impressive]

I feel so loved. You rotting, smegma and cockroach filled sausage.

Did you happen to read Piers Anthony's Pornucopia, you worm-ridden iguana? The hero's smegma was a venereal disease neutralizing balm.

 

[rgraham666]

I confess to being rather disheartened at the sad attempts at insulting displayed here.

Not that surprising though considering what a bunch of slope browed, knuckle dragging australopithecines hang out here.

What goes on between their ears could only be considered thought out of courtesy, not by any scientific standards.

 

[impressive]

I confess to being rather disheartened at the sad attempts at insulting displayed here.

Not that surprising though considering what a bunch of slope browed, knuckle dragging australopithecines hang out here.

What goes on between their ears could only be considered thought out of courtesy, not by any scientific standards.

Yeah, what pond scum said (with fewer syllables).

 

[rgraham666]

I'm hoping English isn't your first language, impressive.

Delightfully ironic handle you have by the way.

 

[Guest]

This is to all of you maggot infested dead sheep: I'd not only not piss on you if you were on fire, I'd stoke the flames with a healthy squirt of petrol, making sure I wore an industrial strength face mask to protect myself from the putrid smell of your bubbling and cracking puss-oozing flesh.

Lou

 

[impressive]

I'm hoping English isn't your first language, impressive.

Delightfully ironic handle you have by the way.

Ah, irony becomes you, you porcine Platyhelminthes masticator.

 

[impressive]

This is to all of you maggot infested dead sheep: I'd not only not piss on you if you were on fire, I'd stoke the flames with a healthy squirt of petrol, making sure I wore an industrial strength face mask to protect myself from the putrid smell of your bubbling and cracking puss-oozing flesh.

Lou

Love it, you domesticated Peruvian cavi.

 

[lilith1979]

Did you happen to read Piers Anthony's Pornucopia, you worm-ridden iguana? The hero's smegma was a venereal disease neutralizing balm.

Can't say that I have. I just like the word..smegma.

 

[cloudy]

As ashamed as I am to admit it, I love all of you, even though you are nothing more than the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufuses. Brighten the lives of your long-suffering parents: introduce your wrists to a sharpened knife, you under-medicated utterly clueless quarterwits.

 

[matriarch]

As ashamed as I am to admit it, I love all of you, even though you are nothing more than the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufuses. Brighten the lives of your long-suffering parents: introduce your wrists to a sharpened knife, you under-medicated utterly clueless quarterwits.

Now that one sounded as if you really meant it........to someone real. Ouch!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Time to examine the work of a Master.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!! Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[impressive]

Time to examine the work of a Master.

PMSL! Thanks, puss bag, I needed that!

 

[impressive]

As ashamed as I am to admit it, I love all of you, even though you are nothing more than the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufuses. Brighten the lives of your long-suffering parents: introduce your wrists to a sharpened knife, you under-medicated utterly clueless quarterwits.

That means four of us in a writhing, sweaty heap would be a complete wit. Sounds like fun, scaly skin.

 

[Edward Teach]

"You're a scum suckin' pig"

Marlon Brando
One Eyed jacks

 

[impressive]

Re: "You're a scum suckin' pig"

Marlon Brando
One Eyed jacks

OMG! That AV's downright scary, swamp thing.

 

[Wholemanz]

Re: Re: "You're a scum suckin' pig"

OMG! That AV's downright scary, swamp thing.

What you call me, dick breath?

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: "You're a scum suckin' pig"

What you call me, dick breath?

**** BUZZZZZZZZZ **** "dick breath" is quite sexual and many would consider it a compliment

Nice try, cold fish.

 

[Wholemanz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: "You're a scum suckin' pig"

**** BUZZZZZZZZZ **** "dick breath" is quite sexual and many would consider it a compliment

Nice try, cold fish.

Oh, don't be such a Richard Head.