Creative Cursing

[ABSTRUSE]

You are a wickedly backward sneak and a ludicrous, foul-smelling odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime.

Can we put that on t-shirts?

 

[impressive]

Are we tapped out already, liver lipped losers?

 

[cloudy]

Are we tapped out already, liver lipped losers?

You are nothing more than the sustenance that can be scavenged from the rotting bowels of a dead bat in some subterranean abyss. If there was a God, you'd go play on a train track and get your foot stuck when a train comes, you sufferer of cerebral kaput syndrome.

 

[R. Richard]

Your arguments are sound, all sound!

 

[impressive]

You are a shockingly cretinous subhuman and a belligerent, acidly acrimonious mass of neuroses and complexes.








I'm cheating, but this is really, really fun!

CHEATING? Geez, of all the low down, diarrhea drinking, green gorilla grunt sucking nerve!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You are nothing more than the sustenance that can be scavenged from the rotting bowels of a dead bat in some subterranean abyss. If there was a God, you'd go play on a train track and get your foot stuck when a train comes, you sufferer of cerebral kaput syndrome.

Eloquently put you extreme waste of flesh and blood. It makes me want to shave my skin off and roll in salt for fun.

 

[impressive]

Your arguments are sound, all sound!

Thanks, pig eyes.

 

[impressive]

Eloquently put you extreme waste of flesh and blood. It makes me want to shave my skin off and roll in salt for fun.

Oooooooooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Well done, maggot mouth!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oooooooooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Well done, maggot mouth!

I'll take that as a compliment coming from the human equivilant of flesh eating bacteria. kudos on the diarrhea drinking.

 

[cloudy]

CHEATING? Geez, of all the low down, diarrhea drinking, green gorilla grunt sucking nerve!

Mark my words, you syphilitic spawn of Satan, may you be dragged through the sty by a demented pig.





want the link?

 

[impressive]

Mark my words, you syphilitic spawn of Satan, may you be dragged through the sty by a demented pig.





want the link?

I'm not gonna cheat, you foul smelling sad excuse for a human.

 

[cloudy]

I'm not gonna cheat, you foul smelling sad excuse for a human.

Listening to you is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello.




gonna pm it to you anyway, so there!

 

[impressive]

I'll take that as a compliment coming from the human equivilant of flesh eating bacteria. kudos on the diarrhea drinking.

Thanks, you leperous letch.

 

[gauchecritic]

Displaying childish glee in declaiming bodily waste functions as descriptives is neither big, nor clever, and certainly not amusing, notwithstanding the unwholesome pictures it provides of your own proclivities and miniscule imaginations it serves only to underline a severe and opaque lack of the sophistication one has come to expect of an otherwise entertaining group of misfits, malcontents and saddoes. You make me tired.

<insert body-waste, animal = human simile/metaphor in lieu of punchline>

Gauche

 

[cloudy]

You make me tired.

Gauche

That's one of my favorites, you egregiously foolish pervert.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Said to a bartender:

“Jesus Christ, you dumb bastard, paint-by-numbers, dick-swinging, lip syncer, bum twatward, boil sucking, pox -spreading, toad swallowing, piece of shit, munghole wallower, hem lifting, bicycle seat sniffing, minor molesting, paste-eater, mother hugging, social disease carrier, skid-mark wearing, jumped up, fumble-fingered, jigger juggler.”

 

[impressive]

Displaying childish glee in declaiming bodily waste functions as descriptives is neither big, nor clever, and certainly not amusing, notwithstanding the unwholesome pictures it provides of your own proclivities and miniscule imaginations it serves only to underline a severe and opaque lack of the sophistication one has come to expect of an otherwise entertaining group of misfits, malcontents and saddoes. You make me tired.

<insert body-waste, animal = human simile/metaphor in lieu of punchline>

Gauche

Is that the best you can do, toe fungus?

 

[impressive]

Said to a bartender:

“Jesus Christ, you dumb bastard, paint-by-numbers, dick-swinging, lip syncer, bum twatward, boil sucking, pox -spreading, toad swallowing, piece of shit, munghole wallower, hem lifting, bicycle seat sniffing, minor molesting, paste-eater, mother hugging, social disease carrier, skid-mark wearing, jumped up, fumble-fingered, jigger juggler.”

Um, gee ... I don't know, roadkill. Some folks might argue that "munghole wallower" is a good and sexual thing (not to mention dick-swinging and hem lifting).

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Um, gee ... I don't know, roadkill. Some folks might argue that "munghole wallower" is a good and sexual thing (not to mention dick-swinging and hem lifting).

impressive,

Take my word for it, dick-swingers, as opposed to dick- users, are NOT sexual,. Neither are hem-lifters as you would know, were it your hem.

Obviously, you have not the faintest concept of the recipe for mung --- anti sexual, if anything.

 

[impressive]

impressive,

Take my word for it, dick-swingers, as opposed to dick- users, are NOT sexual,. Neither are hem-lifters as you would know, were it your hem.

Obviously, you have not the faintest concept of the recipe for mung --- anti sexual, if anything.

I stand corrected, oh putrescent one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I stand corrected, oh putrescent one.

Your AV is giving me monkey nerves.

3 hole punch operator.

 

[impressive]

Your AV is giving me monkey nerves.

3 hole punch operator.

Oh, alright -- I'll change it already, toilet licker.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, alright -- I'll change it already, toilet licker.

Conformist.

 

[lilith1979]

You are a cancerous bulbo on the armpit of humanity.

You are a maggot infested, shit eating, yeast infected, sorry excuse of a human being that reeks of used tampons.

 

[impressive]

Conformist.

Damn, there's no need to call names!