Creationism.

[Weezard]

you boast too much to be any good

i have moaned and screamed and spasmed ecstatically, and there was no chanting. i think you are not much of a master. it's ok. i could teach you.

There you go again. Denying, without first experiencing, what all those other fully satisfied women know to be the truth. I am the greatest love-making demon in the history of mankind. You, being bitterly dis-satisfied and dangerously unfulfilled, wish not to acknowledge the existence of an artiste such as me, he who enters in and fulfills a woman's deepest needs.
No woman leaves my bed unfilled and unsatisfied. Hell, they don't want to leave it, period. That is the reason for the rib-crushing death grip of legs that are forever encircling me, while they (the women) whisper: "I'm going to keep you in me forever."
I, TeslaRose darling, am having more fun and pleasure than you could ever imagine possible for yourself.

 

[eyer]

but perhaps i have misjudged you as a scholar. do please enlighten me with the evolutionary purpose of the long-lauded homosexual ritual known as the blowjob?

Why do you hate the deep-throated heterosexual ritual known as the blowjob?

 

[Tryharder62]

oh, thank you!

what do you think of the fossil record? is it simply incorrect, or deliberate obfuscation by god?

why do animals exist? clearly a great deal can be used for human nourishment, but what about the rest? are they here for our amusement? to teach lessons of some sort?

what's the point of the rest of the universe? do you think there's other life out there, also created by god?

I had a wonderful Science teacher in the eighth grade who actually allowed a debate evolution vs creation. (I am 46 years old. A lot has changed since then.) His premise was that the fossil record is accurate but how time was calculated/revealed has not remained the same. There is much debate of course about that. I think it will become reconsiled.

I think that yes some animals were created for food. Some to balance the ecosystem. Some for our enjoyment. I think they do teach us things. I think they can be a comfort at times too. I have a relative who studies a certain fish to see how polution has effected it's environment.

I think the point of the universe is to further illustrate God's magnificient creation. I do think there could be be life out there also created by God. To me it is a promise. That there is more than just this earth and the finite time we spend on it.

I should put a disclaimer: these views are tryharder62's and not neccessarily the view of all creationist. LOL.

 

[TeslaRose]

There you go again. Denying, without first experiencing, what all those other fully satisfied women know to be the truth. I am the greatest love-making demon in the history of mankind. You, being bitterly dis-satisfied and dangerously unfulfilled, wish not to acknowledge the existence of an artiste such as me, he who enters in and fulfills a woman's deepest needs.
No woman leaves my bed unfilled and unsatisfied. Hell, they don't want to leave it, period. That is the reason for the rib-crushing death grip of legs that are forever encircling me, while they (the women) whisper: "I'm going to keep you in me forever."
I, TeslaRose darling, am having more fun and pleasure than you could ever imagine possible for yourself.

oh well. my loss. don't be concerned for me, love. i think i'll manage. tell the whispering women not to worry. they may keep you. i'm certainly not about to fight them for you.

 

[TeslaRose]

Why do you hate the deep-throated heterosexual ritual known as the blowjob?

oh, i love it. just not for procreation. perhaps i'm doing it wrong...

 

[Weezard]

no, no, i've not seen you flex anything! you've just made it abundantly clear that you're not very smart. first, you ought to have closed the deal with tryharder by now. she is lovely. second, you are quite dull and not very intelligent.

but perhaps i have misjudged you as a scholar. do please enlighten me with the evolutionary purpose of the long-lauded homosexual ritual known as the blowjob?

Now, you don't want to turn this into a slug-fest of personal insults. It is painfully obvious that you are not properly equipped to survive such a risky venture. Or, as someone once said: "it requires some grey matter." A substance of which you are sadly lacking.
If it be now a bout of insults I feel it be upon me to give you advance warning. I am a black-belt in that manly art, and no egg-sucking sexless cow come out a winna. So take some well-meaning advice before you proceed further with your suffered raising. Take it easy, read, reflect, and be nice.

 

[TeslaRose]

I had a wonderful Science teacher in the eighth grade who actually allowed a debate evolution vs creation. (I am 46 years old. A lot has changed since then.) His premise was that the fossil record is accurate but how time was calculated/revealed has not remained the same. There is much debate of course about that. I think it will become reconsiled.

I think that yes some animals were created for food. Some to balance the ecosystem. Some for our enjoyment. I think they do teach us things. I think they can be a comfort at times too. I have a relative who studies a certain fish to see how polution has effected it's environment.

I think the point of the universe is to further illustrate God's magnificient creation. I do think there could be be life out there also created by God. To me it is a promise. That there is more than just this earth and the finite time we spend on it.

I should put a disclaimer: these views are tryharder62's and not neccessarily the view of all creationist. LOL.

thank you so much for answering

i think that carbon-dating is quite widely considered to be accurate, and has been the standard for some time now. i think if there were more legitimate opposition, it would be explored in the scientific community. what would it take for to accept the age calculations as true? what do scientists have to gain by advancing the theory of evolution as opposed to creationism?

i agree that animals can teach us and comfort us. i just think that is a byproduct of their existence rather than their purpose

again, thank you for your insights! no disclaimer needed

 

[TeslaRose]

Now, you don't want to turn this into a slug-fest of personal insults. It is painfully obvious that you are not properly equipped to survive such a risky venture. Or, as someone once said: "it requires some grey matter." A substance of which you are sadly lacking.
If it be now a bout of insults I feel it be upon me to give you advance warning. I am a black-belt in that manly art, and no egg-sucking sexless cow come out a winna. So take some well-meaning advice before you proceed further with your suffered raising. Take it easy, read, reflect, and be nice.

engage me, darling. slug me.

let's get personal.

would you be so kind as to answer my question re: blowjobs, oh he who is brimming with knowledge and insight?

 

[phrodeau]

Blowjobs are intended only to establish erection of the penis, which must then be immediately used to penetrate the vagina of a fertile female.

Blowjobs need not be an activity exclusively for married couples, but if the couple isn't married, they are obliged to wed following the blowjob.

 

[Weezard]

engage me, darling. slug me.

let's get personal.

would you be so kind as to answer my question re: blowjobs, oh he who is brimming with knowledge and insight?

Any other time I might have an interest in playing with your super IQ (about room temperature), but with your displayed ignorance, Likely due to too many oral injections which cut off circulation to your brain, you are not even an exercise. Do keep that sodomized brain honed though. Surely there will be dull moments in the future.

 

[TeslaRose]

Blowjobs are intended only to establish erection of the penis, which must then be immediately used to penetrate the vagina of a fertile female.

Blowjobs need not be an activity exclusively for married couples, but if the couple isn't married, they are obliged to wed following the blowjob.

lol!! that sounds like something jesus could get behind! or underneath...

 

[TeslaRose]

Any other time I might have an interest in playing with your super IQ (about room temperature), but with your displayed ignorance, Likely due to too many oral injections which cut off circulation to your brain, you are not even an exercise. Do keep that sodomized brain honed though. Surely there will be dull moments in the future.

lol, ok

you know, you are almost adorable. but yes, you are right. i have displayed my ignorance multiple times now, and that is why you are now unable to answer one supremely easy question

 

[Weezard]

lol, ok

you know, you are almost adorable. but yes, you are right. i have displayed my ignorance multiple times now, and that is why you are now unable to answer one supremely easy question

If I thought you sufficiently evolved I would spend the time needed to answer your questions in the proper vernacular, but it would require that you be above the evolutionary level of a dung eating sexless cow!

 

[TeslaRose]

If I thought you sufficiently evolved I would spend the time needed to answer your questions in the proper vernacular, but it would require that you be above the evolutionary level of a dung eating sexless cow!

it is not my fault that dung is so delicious and sex is so boring

ok weezard. i sincerely apologize if i have offended you. i meant most everything i said in this thread in jest. i am sure you are very good at turning women into sobbing piles of orgasm. could you please actually answer my question now in regards to how and why sex between two people of the same gender is a biologically ignorant and sinful act whilst sucking dick and licking carpet are ok as long as it is between a man and a woman?

 

[Weezard]

ok weezard. i sincerely apologize if i have offended you.

One of sound mind is never offended by the whines and grunts of those in the keep. How like the higher non-human breeds to want to play with their masters. Sorry that I don't have more time for you, pets. Perhaps when the daily labor is finished and I am in my smoking jacket and comfy slippers I shall devote some time to stroking your fur, and scratching your heads. Till then amuse each other. There is plenty of food in the trough and water in the pail. Carpe diem

 

[TeslaRose]

One of sound mind is never offended by the whines and grunts of those in the keep. How like the higher non-human breeds to want to play with their masters. Sorry that I don't have more time for you, pets. Perhaps when the daily labor is finished and I am in my smoking jacket and comfy slippers I shall devote some time to stroking your fur, and scratching your heads. Till then amuse each other. There is plenty of food in the trough and water in the pail. Carpe diem

i will eagerly await your return. i find the wind whistling through the canyons of your mind to be very soothing

 

[Weezard]

i will eagerly await your return. i find the wind whistling through the canyons of your mind to be very soothing

So you see the type of effect you have on me. My plan was to put the record in order, then gracefully bow out. But here you come sniffing like an old hound smelling her lunch. Now I have to waste my time feeding you. It really should be your lover's job. You constantly state that I am not good enough for you, that I am ugly, fat, foul, and repulsive, (none of which is true), but here you are one more time. Your tongue is hanging out, your mouth agape, your lips moist and trembling, you are adopting all sorts of suggestive positions, you are saying things which you know will sexually excite me, and all the while saying that you don't want me. Yeah. Right.

 

[TeslaRose]

So you see the type of effect you have on me. My plan was to put the record in order, then gracefully bow out. But here you come sniffing like an old hound smelling her lunch. Now I have to waste my time feeding you. It really should be your lover's job. You constantly state that I am not good enough for you, that I am ugly, fat, foul, and repulsive, (none of which is true), but here you are one more time. Your tongue is hanging out, your mouth agape, your lips moist and trembling, you are adopting all sorts of suggestive positions, you are saying things which you know will sexually excite me, and all the while saying that you don't want me. Yeah. Right.

fuck me, weezard, you fat, ugly, foul, repulsive, loathsome trout. i want to feel you spill your seed deep inside my womb. then i want to break your nose.

 

[Weezard]

fuck me, weezard, you fat, ugly, foul, repulsive, loathsome trout. i want to feel you spill your seed deep inside my womb. then i want to break your nose.

You are definitely a patriot! But, my dear, your estate has no portal either large enough or deep enough for you to properly entertain me. We both know it would be futile for me to attempt an ingress of you, and also very dangerous. A single partial insertion would paralyze you, and living as a shut-in is just not a life for you. Too, you would not be able to hold up under the ejecta. Irreparable damage would occur to you from them both. However, because you are willing to sacrifice for your country, I will ask that you be promoted in rank.

 

[TeslaRose]

You are definitely a patriot! But, my dear, your estate has no portal either large enough or deep enough for you to properly entertain me. We both know it would be futile for me to attempt an ingress of you, and also very dangerous. A single partial insertion would paralyze you, and living as a shut-in is just not a life for you. Too, you would not be able to hold up under the ejecta. Irreparable damage would occur to you from them both. However, because you are willing to sacrifice for your country, I will ask that you be promoted in rank.

do not fret, my dearest. my gaping maw is so cavernous and so wide that you will be swallowed until you become lost, your throbbing member your sole lantern to guide you through the dark & endless abyss that is my nethers. to penetrate me is to feel the pulsing, echoing nothingness of the universe and your body will succumb to mine with a whimper that betrays the knowledge of just how vast your insignificance is and will become

 

[Weezard]

do not fret, my dearest. my gaping maw is so cavernous and so wide that you will be swallowed until you become lost, your throbbing member your sole lantern to guide you through the dark & endless abyss that is my nethers. to penetrate me is to feel the pulsing, echoing nothingness of the universe and your body will succumb to mine with a whimper that betrays the knowledge of just how vast your insignificance is and will become

Well, my substantial genitalia is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame, It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism. Metaphorically speaking, It has been the sun that brought light to many a maiden of darkened soul. Too, I am quite certain it has a decided impact on the gravitational stability of the earth. For I have been told that it was what made their world go round, and I never doubt the word of a thoroughly fulfilled woman.

 

[TeslaRose]

Well, my substantial genitalia is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. , It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism. Metaphorically speaking, It has been the sun that brought light to many a maiden of darkened soul. Too, I am quite certain it has a decided impact on the gravitational stability of the earth. For I have been told that it was what made their world go round, and I never doubt the word of a thoroughly fulfilled woman.

it is as big as you says it is baby. just tell me when it's in so i can moan and pretend to enjoy myself

 

[Weezard]

it is as big as you says it is baby. just tell me
when it's in so i can moan and pretend to enjoy myself

My dear Deluded Rose,

Insertion in the proffered portals is just not possible! Even if, perchance, you were exciting enough to command a proper salute, it is a 1000% certainty that you would not be able to accommodate that which you did manage to arouse to the ready. Many inflamed succubi have attempted to cope with my godly Staff of Life, but all have failed so miserably. On simple sight of my manhood you would experience the overwhelming sensation of doom. Your senses would spiral off into blackness, and your body would give up its spirit. And even if you were blindfolded so as not to see the mighty sword, you still would not be able to life it to its most glorious status.

 

[TeslaRose]

My dear Deluded Rose,

Insertion in the proffered portals is just not possible! Even if, perchance, you were exciting enough to command a proper salute, it is a 1000% certainty that you would not be able to accommodate that which you did manage to arouse to the ready. Many inflamed succubi have attempted to cope with my godly Staff of Life, but all have failed so miserably. On simple sight of my manhood you would experience the overwhelming sensation of doom. Your senses would spiral off into blackness, and your body would give up its spirit. And even if you were blindfolded so as not to see the mighty sword, you still would not be able to life it to its most glorious status.

so it's in? i think i can feel it...then again, perhaps it is just my body relinquishing its spirit to your god-rod

 

[Weezard]

so it's in? i think i can feel it...then again, perhaps it is just my body relinquishing its spirit to your god-rod

You would know no fun or pleasure if it were not for my nibbling on your ears, and gently stroking you, deep inside. Your newest attire is fully transparent, and the view from afar is awesome. Can't you feel my hot breath on your skin? Just think what ecstasy you will know when I reach out and touch you.