Creationism.

[Sean]

Who believes it?

Poll on the way.

 

[islandman]

Stupid people do.

 

[koalabear]

I believe aliens created the human race.

 

[islandman]

And people who can't post polls in a timely manner.

 

[killallhippies]

i voted other because i like other.

also, i'm an agnostic, so that too.

 

[CandiCame]

We're gonna do this here? With these folk?

Agnostic.
Angry agnostic.
I don't know and you don't either.

 

[dolf]

i am god

hence the multiple fuckups.

 

[Sean]

i am god

hence the multiple fuckups.

No-one cares. Fuck off.

 

[hogjack]

My entire family believes in Creationism and believe that God put on Earth some of the tastiest creatures He could imagine. He made them all kind of stupid, too. Brilliant.

Basically, God operates one big meat market planet.
(Jesus tries to get us to eat vegetables and fruits. It's still not happening!)

If Evolution were accurate why would animals develop into tastier and tastier beasts over millennia? Makes no sense. That's not exactly survival of the fittest strategy: "Oh, I hope that my great-great-great-great-great grandkids are better tasting than we are now!"

 

[dolf]

No-one cares. Fuck off.

^^^case in point.

 

[zipman]

Who believes it?

Poll on the way.

That's a poorly worded poll.

 

[Sean]

That's a poorly worded poll.

Sue me.

 

[Sean]

^^^case in point.

Hon, I don't care about your opinions. I knew you had no loyalty, but when you burned your best friend for spite? Fuck you.

 

[dolf]

Hon, I don't care about your opinions. I knew you had no loyalty, but when you burned your best friend for spite? Fuck you.

would she describe herself as 'burned' if you invited her to this thread? would she thank you for bringing her up in your issues with me again?

if you're really can't bear to see my posts in a thread then we can always agree to ignore each other's threads.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I voted God, are you on drugs but as far as I'm concerned there is only one wrong answer on the list. It doesn't much matter to me if you think God created the first lifeform and then evolution took over or if you think aliens intentionally seeded the planet or if you believe that a meteor destroyed krypton and we're all decedents of a Kleenex used by Kal-el. The end result is the same and the starting point doesn't REALLY matter much does it?

 

[butters]

creationism's an odd concept, badly written.

 

[Sean]

would she describe herself as 'burned' if you invited her to this thread? would she thank you for bringing her up in your issues with me again?

if you're really can't bear to see my posts in a thread then we can always agree to ignore each other's threads.

No, she finds the GB hilarious. She thinks the fact you brought me and her up hilarious. You're the one that brought me and her up, hon.

 

[torchthebitch]

God created the Big Bang. Or Big Freeze, depending on the current theory.

 

[dolf]

No, she finds the GB hilarious. She thinks the fact you brought me and her up hilarious. You're the one that brought me and her up, hon.

where was that?

 

[kbate]

I voted God did it, because I like to hedge my bets and since I repented in a codicil, I felt I should at least honour God for a while.

I mean, if he did it - then I'm safe and If I'm right and he didn't - I'm still safe. Belief is a win-win situation providing you've notarized and stored your letter of repentance carefully.

 

[Sean]

where was that?

Would you like to post the shit you sent her because she was with me?

 

[dolf]

Would you like to post the shit you sent her because she was with me?

you could.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I believe aliens created the human race.

 

[Instant_Star]

I like the South Park theory, earth is a reality show.

 

[hobbit.]

creationism's an odd concept, badly written.

that is deep for someone from Essex... did God create Pit Bulls?

God created the Big Bang. Or Big Freeze, depending on the current theory.

what about the big fecal matter pile ?