Creationism.

[Weezard]

Who knew deities were so predictable?

Darling, you would never be able to get on my nerves or under my skin with your meager skills. You only damage yourself in the attempt.
I suspect you are a tease, but are unskilled in its finer details. It is, after all, both an art and a science.
Taking unfair advantage of you would be nothing short of a celestial sport attentively watched by the gods. Too, my mouth waters at the thought of it. A wholly delicious fair maiden whose parts were especially made for me to savor. My dear, being eaten alive is such a once in a life-time experience.

 

[Tryharder62]

Darling,

Are you in need of rescue? Boredom seems to be driving you hither and yon.Only a very bored individual or a Gypsy would go to Church on Sunday when long hours of loving-making in a mountain chalet would refresh the soul. Weezard The Magnificent offers his humble assistance to the lady. But it will have to be strictly Platonic. At my present state of being, one-night affairs is all I can handle. Even those can't be too involved. In the latter stages of maturity the mind seems to wander to more important things like pick-a-nicking with a fair maiden in the shade of a goodly tree on some verdant hillside beyond the brutal touches of technology.

Oh Mighty Weezard,

Ok we'll have to spend long hours lovemaking on Saturday in which case since you can only handle one night affairs we will part. I will go to church and repent and you can go picnic with some fair maiden. Phew!! I'm tired before we even begin.

The bored one.

 

[Weezard]

Oh Mighty Weezard,

Ok we'll have to spend long hours lovemaking on Saturday in which case since you can only handle one night affairs we will part. I will go to church and repent and you can go picnic with some fair maiden. Phew!! I'm tired before we even begin.

The bored one.

Darling,

The phrase "one night AFFAIRS" is plural. I have been known to indulge myself with several on any given night: before marriage, of course
Gone are the times of ten women per day. God how they use to clutter up my boudoir. Panties and bras everywhere. My church-going cleaning lady quit because she couldn't take it any longer.

 

[Tryharder62]

Darling,

The phrase "one night AFFAIRS" is plural. I have been known to indulge myself with several on any given night: before marriage, of course
Gone are the times of ten women per day. God how they use to clutter up my boudoir. Panties and bras everywhere. My church-going cleaning lady quit because she couldn't take it any longer.

So is the job available?

 

[TeslaRose]

i wish i believed in creationism. it is a more interesting starting point, philosophically speaking.

it's not the best creation myth out there, but people are free to believe whatever they wish, and the only thing i am unequivocally against is belittling others for how they see their worlds.

 

[Weezard]

So is the job available?

What can I say? A night in my Inner Sanctum and all your earthly and heavenly dreams would be fulfilled, and you would never again search for inexpressible pleasure. My taking of you is also a process by which you become all woman, being able to conquer the universe with her newly revealed sexuality.

 

[Tryharder62]

What can I say? A night in my Inner Sanctum and all your earthly and heavenly dreams would be fulfilled, and you would never again search for inexpressible pleasure. My taking of you is also a process by which you become all woman, being able to conquer the universe with her newly revealed sexuality.

I was talking about the church going cleaning lady job. I looked back and saw that you called Oscuridad darling too. Two timed by Weezard. Heartbroken, but if you pay well for cleaning I may be able to do get a two speed vibrator.

 

[Tryharder62]

i wish i believed in creationism. it is a more interesting starting point, philosophically speaking.

it's not the best creation myth out there, but people are free to believe whatever they wish, and the only thing i am unequivocally against is belittling others for how they see their worlds.

I think you are right about being against belitting others for how they see their worlds. Out of curiosity how do you believe the world began?

 

[Weezard]

I was talking about the church going cleaning lady job. I looked back and saw that you called Oscuridad darling too. Two timed by Weezard. Heartbroken, but if you pay well for cleaning I may be able to do get a two speed vibrator.

Tryharder62 is merely irate over the fact that I can love many women at the same time. Now can someone tell me a single rational reason why I should have but one woman enjoying my many generous endowments? Was it not God Himself who said "Go forth, my well gifted Son (Weezard the Magnificient), and populate the world" ?
P.S. Ain't no techno crap like a vibrator gonna outdo Weezard The Magnificent

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[TeslaRose]

I think you are right about being against belitting others for how they see their worlds. Out of curiosity how do you believe the world began?

thank you i think weezard had better pick your for his sensual trysts, lol.

the world as in earth as we know it or the universe?

as for the universe, i trust what science has to say. i think the big bang theory is us making the best of whatever evidence we've got, so i accept it while remaining 100% open to future improvements, but that's science in a nutshell, really.

as for earth as we know it, same. our emergence from primordial goo is a admittedly quite a wallop to accept, but makes more sense than a benevolent sky-wizard. truthfully, given what's available, sometimes i think the most likely is that we're a complex computer simulation, but then we have the whole issue of infinite regress

it's just that there are so many gaping holes in our knowledge of reality....only an IT guy could've been that lazy/sloppy, lol

 

[TeslaRose]

Tryharder62 is merely irate over the fact that I can love many women at the same time. Now can someone tell me a single rational reason why I should have but one woman enjoying my many generous endowments? Was it not God Himself who said "Go forth, my well gifted Son (Weezard the Magnificient), and populate the world" ?
P.S. Ain't no techno crap like a vibrator gonna outdo Weezard The Magnificent

so god defines marriage as one woman and one man, but before that, it's all about orgies?

 

[Tryharder62]

thank you i think weezard had better pick your for his sensual trysts, lol.

the world as in earth as we know it or the universe?

as for the universe, i trust what science has to say. i think the big bang theory is us making the best of whatever evidence we've got, so i accept it while remaining 100% open to future improvements, but that's science in a nutshell, really.

as for earth as we know it, same. our emergence from primordial goo is a admittedly quite a wallop to accept, but makes more sense than a benevolent sky-wizard. truthfully, given what's available, sometimes i think the most likely is that we're a complex computer simulation, but then we have the whole issue of infinite regress

it's just that there are so many gaping holes in our knowledge of reality....only an IT guy could've been that lazy/sloppy, lol

It is a huge concept for sure. I chuckled thinking about your term for God. Benevelent Sky-Wizard I liked it. To me I just can't put my mind around the fact that so many individually magnificient creations just came together after a blast. If it has something to do with computers I'm screwed. Not very good with those.

 

[TeslaRose]

It is a huge concept for sure. I chuckled thinking about your term for God. Benevelent Sky-Wizard I liked it. To me I just can't put my mind around the fact that so many individually magnificient creations just came together after a blast. If it has something to do with computers I'm screwed. Not very good with those.

hopefully he will not consider that as me taking his name in vain. believe me, if it turns out he's been up there this whole time, not making a peep, i will have nothing but respect!!! lol

i love that you find majesty in creation! i think that's the important part. a healthy dose of reverence for this wonderful thing we are all made from and tied to.

so do you believe in creationism, tryharder? i think that's great if you do; i respect your right to believe whatever you'd like. i just have a few questions, if you wouldn't mind?

 

[Weezard]

so god defines marriage as one woman and one man

A wandering so far from the topic matter. It is no wonder that you are dry of mouth. On such treks one should take along a canteen of water, and not depend on the gods for a sharing of their elixir. They can be most unkind to strangers traveling in alien climes.
The logic formed in the simple mind says that a public display of sexual preference by the gay/lesbian batch is an essential component in the make-up of their ignorance, and as too the lack of knowledge on their part of the evolutionary and more pleasurable utilization of those desires/lusts over which they have no control.
Homosexuality is an un-natural act. It being simply to satisfy a lust. It is seen as a perverted desire by every civilization, and in certain primitive societies it is/was punishable by death. The homosexual has always been shunned and often attacked because of his difference. Normal people are repulsed by even the thought of it.
While I don't consider homosexuality as a lifestyle for me, (I love too much the rose-like fragrance of a hot woman) I don't condemn the homosexual nor the lesbian. One ought to have the right to find the deepest inner fulfillment that life has to offer, as long as it is not a criminal activity. One should be free to penetrate deeply every part of their being without being told by others that it is unnatural, or forbidden by some god. Sex, in any form, is mysterious. It is compelling; it is powerful. The deeper one probes the hidden parts of others the more one reveals one's own potential as a giving and sharing being. Those who cling to religious doctrine cannot grant equal rights to the homosexual and lesbian because they believe that some god condemns sexual sharing in that fashion. Odd that they can't prove the assumption. I wouldn't let their opinions influence me as I pursue fun and pleasure: the true rewards of life.
Weezar the Magnificient holds that life is precious, and ought not be enslaved by putrid religious doctrines that says that those with the gift of life much not follow natural biological drives. Dribble about populating the earth is a sham. If God wanted the earth properly populated why didn't he wave his magic wand and bring it into being? The homosexual and lesbian have the same inalienable rights to pursue happiness as all the rest of humankind. Only religious idiots, redneck a$$holes, and moral rejects would seek to deny them their equal rights. Gawd, I'm cute today!

 

[TeslaRose]

A wandering so far from the topic matter. It is no wonder that you are dry of mouth. On such treks one should take along a canteen of water, and not depend on the gods for a sharing of their elixir. They can be most unkind to strangers traveling in alien climes.
The logic formed in the simple mind says that a public display of sexual preference by the gay/lesbian batch is an essential component in the make-up of their ignorance, and as too the lack of knowledge on their part of the evolutionary and more pleasurable utilization of those desires/lusts over which they have no control.
Homosexuality is an un-natural act. It being simply to satisfy a lust. It is seen as a perverted desire by every civilization, and in certain primitive societies it is/was punishable by death. The homosexual has always been shunned and often attacked because of his difference. Normal people are repulsed by even the thought of it.
While I don't consider homosexuality as a lifestyle for me, (I love too much the rose-like fragrance of a hot woman) I don't condemn the homosexual nor the lesbian. One ought to have the right to find the deepest inner fulfillment that life has to offer, as long as it is not a criminal activity. One should be free to penetrate deeply every part of their being without being told by others that it is unnatural, or forbidden by some god. Sex, in any form, is mysterious. It is compelling; it is powerful. The deeper one probes the hidden parts of others the more one reveals one's own potential as a giving and sharing being. Those who cling to religious doctrine cannot grant equal rights to the homosexual and lesbian because they believe that some god condemns sexual sharing in that fashion. Odd that they can't prove the assumption. I wouldn't let their opinions influence me as I pursue fun and pleasure: the true rewards of life.
Weezar the Magnificient holds that life is precious, and ought not be enslaved by putrid religious doctrines that says that those with the gift of life much not follow natural biological drives. Dribble about populating the earth is a sham. If God wanted the earth properly populated why didn't he wave his magic wand and bring it into being? The homosexual and lesbian have the same inalienable rights to pursue happiness as all the rest of humankind. Only religious idiots, redneck a$$holes, and moral rejects would seek to deny them their equal rights. Gawd, I'm cute today!

well, i would have tried to be less boring about it, but sure, you are right

 

[TeslaRose]

except for the whole homosexuality is unequivocally wrong and exists solely as a lustful desire thing. that is silly, but i must assume that he who is wee of zard is wee of intellect, so i will make allowances

 

[Weezard]

well, i would have tried to be less boring about it, but sure, you are right

I do "bore" them so deeply and so masterfully that they moan and scream in uncontrollable spasms of ecstasy.
Hear my chant O child not yet loved. The words thereof are angels kind. For I am The

 

[Tryharder62]

hopefully he will not consider that as me taking his name in vain. believe me, if it turns out he's been up there this whole time, not making a peep, i will have nothing but respect!!! lol

i love that you find majesty in creation! i think that's the important part. a healthy dose of reverence for this wonderful thing we are all made from and tied to.

so do you believe in creationism, tryharder? i think that's great if you do; i respect your right to believe whatever you'd like. i just have a few questions, if you wouldn't mind?

I do believe in creationism. I'll try to answer your questions if I can.

 

[TeslaRose]

I do "bore" them so deeply and so masterfully that they moan and scream in uncontrollable spasms of ecstasy.
Hear my chant O child not yet loved. The words thereof are angels kind. For I am The

you boast too much to be any good

i have moaned and screamed and spasmed ecstatically, and there was no chanting. i think you are not much of a master. it's ok. i could teach you.

 

[Tryharder62]

I do "bore" them so deeply and so masterfully that they moan and scream in uncontrollable spasms of ecstasy.
Hear my chant O child not yet loved. The words thereof are angels kind. For I am The

Be careful Teslarose. He'll start calling you darling next.

 

[TeslaRose]

I do believe in creationism. I'll try to answer your questions if I can.

oh, thank you!

what do you think of the fossil record? is it simply incorrect, or deliberate obfuscation by god?

why do animals exist? clearly a great deal can be used for human nourishment, but what about the rest? are they here for our amusement? to teach lessons of some sort?

what's the point of the rest of the universe? do you think there's other life out there, also created by god?

 

[Weezard]

but i must assume that he who is wee of zard is wee of intellect, so i will make allowances

Your conceit must know no bounds for you to assume that I'm having to flex any intellectual muscles with someone of such low caliber accomplishments? If it makes you feel better go ahead and bask in it.
Actually, the ignorant category is expressly inconclusive of those who, due to miniature intellects, resort to ad hominem attacks of a minatory nature.

 

[TeslaRose]

Be careful Teslarose. He'll start calling you darling next.

i think he'll find it's a difficult job, what with my elbow in his trachea and all....

 

[TeslaRose]

Your conceit must know no bounds for you to assume that I'm having to flex any intellectual muscles with someone of such low caliber accomplishments? If it makes you feel better go ahead and bask in it.
Actually, the ignorant category is expressly inconclusive of those who, due to miniature intellects, resort to ad hominem attacks of a minatory nature.

no, no, i've not seen you flex anything! you've just made it abundantly clear that you're not very smart. first, you ought to have closed the deal with tryharder by now. she is lovely. second, you are quite dull and not very intelligent.

but perhaps i have misjudged you as a scholar. do please enlighten me with the evolutionary purpose of the long-lauded homosexual ritual known as the blowjob?