Creationism.

[Oscuridad]

Being an agnostic I don't have to know the answers or care about my grade.

Slacker.

 

[Recidiva]

Slacker.

I get an A at that.

 

[Weezard]

Ah.

In that case it can stuff its colossal ego ...

But of course I am high on myself. There is in me no defect that would cause a lowering of my opinion of myself. And I have no reason at all to cheapen the estimated value of myself.
Is not flattering themselves a thing that all living gods just naturally do?

 

[Tryharder62]

But of course I am high on myself. There is in me no defect that would cause a lowering of my opinion of myself. And I have no reason at all to cheapen the estimated value of myself.
Is not flattering themselves a thing that all living gods just naturally do?

Personally I think you are just plain high. But I love you anyway.

 

[Weezard]

Oh such a smooth 180 from honey to acid.

That your assessment is this...shallow demonstrates your ignorance.

Surely god cannot be ignorant?

How greatly you have erred in this latest offering of doubt, skepticism, and mild invective. You err in that you are judging me by the standards of man.
Such a mis-perception can but lead to seriously flawed conclusions which then cause you to make wildly inaccurate statements as you did in the above post. You must, now, recognize that I am a god, and hence cannot be assessed according to the sickly rationales of man. It is hoped that you shall soon see the glorious light of my BEING.

 

[Weezard]

But I love you anyway.

Can I, though immortal I be, stop the sun from shinning? Can I, standing on earth and touching the heavens, stop the Universe from unfolding? Can I, a MAN, tell the gods to hide my love for you?

 

[Tryharder62]

Can I, though immortal I be, stop the sun from shinning? Can I, standing on earth and touching the heavens, stop the Universe from unfolding? Can I, a MAN, tell the gods to hide my love for you?

AWWWW! You are so full of it. Does that work in a bar?

 

[Weezard]

AWWWW! You are so full of it. Does that work in a bar?

The damage you are doing to my ego is an act of utter evil. Still, my feelings for you are profound and pure. Is such innocence of love in the making a thing you cast aside with such hautuer?

 

[Tryharder62]

The damage you are doing to my ego is an act of utter evil. Still, my feelings for you are profound and pure. Is such innocence of love in the making a thing you cast aside with such hautuer?

See this is why, although I want you, I cannot believe. Take what you just spoke. It contradicts the above statement you made that "There is no me no defect that would cause a lowering of my opinion of my self." Now your ego is damaged? Be careful on this thread because very angry people will tell you that they can not take you "literally". Just trying to help you out there.

 

[Weezard]

See this is why, although I want you, I cannot believe.

Keep swinging those buns from side to side as you evade my advances. I am getting terribly aroused. Bet you look fantastic in an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Or do you merely do strip tease?
Remember that when you sun-bathe with those fabulous buttocks turned to the sun, it is the Incomparable Weezard the Magnificent who smiles on you, and touches you with a thousand thrilling fingers, the entire length of your barely clothed body. For I am The

 

[Tryharder62]

Keep swinging those buns from side to side as you evade my advances. I am getting terribly aroused. Bet you look fantastic in an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Or do you merely do strip tease?
Remember that when you sun-bathe with those fabulous buttocks turned to the sun, it is the Incomparable Weezard the Magnificent who smiles on you, and touches you with a thousand thrilling fingers, the entire length of your barely clothed body. For I am The

LOL You win. I have no verbal response for that since I hit my head on the desk laughing so hard at the thought of myself in a Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. I think I have a concussion. This concussion is causing me to have all kinds of strange thoughts about the rest of your post.

 

[Weezard]

LOL You win. I have no verbal response for that since I hit my head on the desk laughing so hard at the thought of myself in a Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. I think I have a concussion. This concussion is causing me to have all kinds of strange thoughts about the rest of your post.

It is not often that a woman becomes so involved in such a short time. Has to be something I said, or the way in which I said it.
Now that you have shown that you care, where do we go from here?

 

[Oscuridad]

But of course I am high on myself. There is in me no defect that would cause a lowering of my opinion of myself. And I have no reason at all to cheapen the estimated value of myself.
Is not flattering themselves a thing that all living gods just naturally do?

You may be thinking of politicians.

 

[Oscuridad]

How greatly you have erred in this latest offering of doubt, skepticism, and mild invective. You err in that you are judging me by the standards of man.
Such a mis-perception can but lead to seriously flawed conclusions which then cause you to make wildly inaccurate statements as you did in the above post. You must, now, recognize that I am a god, and hence cannot be assessed according to the sickly rationales of man. It is hoped that you shall soon see the glorious light of my BEING.

There are no standards but the standards of man. Humanity invents standards as it invents gods.

You invent yourself. Go you.

But woe unto the idiot who believes in your or any other person's divinity.

...

Unless they refer to the dessert.

That, is a divinity I can believe in.

 

[Oscuridad]

It is not often that a woman becomes so involved in such a short time. Has to be something I said, or the way in which I said it.
Now that you have shown that you care, where do we go from here?

You go under the firehoses...

If there be any justice.

 

[Weezard]

But woe unto the idiot who believes in your or any other person's divinity.

...

Unless they refer to the dessert.

That, is a divinity I can believe in.

A near intelligent response for one of your species. Another evolutionary stage might yet be a possibility for you. Just don't go out into the sun before I make the decision.
Hear my chant O child of Dark. In the night my incantations come terrifyingly near. For I am The

 

[LongPenStroke]

I keep seeing these polls that say something like 45% believe in the literal Bible account of creation yet I've never met a single person who believes this way.

I have. Most of them are Born Agains, Mormons with their own twist, and some forms of Baptists. They're like roaches. Once you see one, you find a complete colony of them.

 

[Oscuridad]

A near intelligent response for one of your species. Another evolutionary stage might yet be a possibility for you. Just don't go out into the sun before I make the decision.
Hear my chant O child of Dark. In the night my incantations come terrifyingly near. For I am The saddest attempt at self aggrandizement you'll see... At least today.

Fixed it for you...

 

[Oscuridad]

I have. Most of them are Born Agains, Mormons with their own twist, and some forms of Baptists. They're like roaches. Once you see one, you find a complete colony of them.

They tends to keep to themselves, away from the sins and temptations of the ungodly.

*nods*

 

[Tryharder62]

It is not often that a woman becomes so involved in such a short time. Has to be something I said, or the way in which I said it.
Now that you have shown that you care, where do we go from here?

You know I think people take themselves too seriously. I can laugh at the humor behind what you say. The verbage compared to the bible. I think you are a smart ass. (I have a thing for butts by the way)

Well I went over our conversations thus far and there is no doubt where we are headed. To church next Sunday to repent. LOL

 

[Weezard]

The saddest attempt at self aggrandizement ...

The inaccuracies of your judgments is that which is truly without parallel among your species. It is amazing that you are able to recognize and give voice to the vast chasm existing between my godself and your manself.
I, being a god among a far lesser species, that which you see as a high opinion of self held by my godself is but an expression of envy brought on by the great difference in our positions in the universe. A god is a god, and a man is a man. Only gods are capable of accurate judgment, as you have just shown.

 

[Oscuridad]

The inaccuracies of your judgments is that which is truly without parallel among your species. It is amazing that you are able to recognize and give voice to the vast chasm existing between my godself and your manself.
I, being a god among a far lesser species, that which you see as a high opinion of self held by my godself is but an expression of envy brought on by the great difference in our positions in the universe. A god is a god, and a man is a man. Only gods are capable of accurate judgment, as you have just shown.

Yes.

Of course.

You're so super and I'm so stupid.

Now where did I leave that flamethrower?
I think the shrubbery needs pruning.

 

[Weezard]

there is no doubt where we are headed. To church next Sunday to repent. LOL

Darling,

Are you in need of rescue? Boredom seems to be driving you hither and yon. Only a very bored individual or a Gypsy would go to Church on Sunday when long hours of loving-making in a mountain chalet would refresh the soul. I know a lovely, isolated, spot in the Canadian Rockies. Just ideal for new found love, and all the pleasurable exploring that entails.Weezard The Magnificent offers his humble assistance to the lady. But it will have to be strictly Platonic. At my present state of being, one-night affairs is all I can handle. Even those can't be too involved. In the latter stages of maturity the mind seems to wander to more important things like pick-a-nicking with a fair maiden in the shade of a goodly tree on some verdant hillside beyond the brutal touches of technology.

 

[Weezard]

You're so super and I'm so stupid.

All things considered, that is not a shocking revelation.

 

[Oscuridad]

All things considered, that is not a shocking revelation.

Who knew deities were so predictable?