Creationism.

[Oscuridad]

Whoever "created" it needs a beating, regardless.

 

[Sean]

Don't think so. But I'm not really reading more of the style. Curiosity sated.

It reads like one of the alts it did to try and be Greek. Plutarch?

 

[Weezard]

Whoever "created" it needs a beating, regardless.

Oscuridad! Love the name. Has such a riskiness about it. Are you the adventurous type, loving the feel of new things? Bet you thrill to the touch of new clothes against your skin, or a luxuriant bath after a hard day. Do you moan with satisfaction as you slide in to it, letting its warmth embrace your whole being, and delight in the joy as fingers of wetness play over you? What is your favorite food, one that you can nibble on for hours, enjoying its taste deep down, inside you?

 

[Oscuridad]

Oscuridad! Love the name. Has such a riskiness about it. Are you the adventurous type, loving the feel of new things? Bet you thrill to the touch of new clothes against your skin, or a luxuriant bath after a hard day. Do you moan with satisfaction as you slide in to it, letting its warmth embrace your whole being, and delight in the joy as fingers of wetness play over you? What is your favorite food, one that you can nibble on for hours, enjoying its taste deep down, inside you?

I'm not at home to thread-to-thread sales staff.

 

[Recidiva]

It reads like one of the alts it did to try and be Greek. Plutarch?

I just read "new person that expects women to fall at its feet and worship." Someone who has been here before wouldn't likely be that much of a dufus. It's not impossible, but someone might have learned by seeing previous posts that that approach doesn't work out as planned.

Either way, I'm a girl, I doubt that any females or gay people will get any traction unless they fall in line.

 

[Sean]

I just read "new person that expects women to fall at its feet and worship." Someone who has been here before wouldn't likely be that much of a dufus. It's not impossible, but someone might have learned by seeing previous posts that that approach doesn't work out as planned.

Either way, I'm a girl, I doubt that any females or gay people will get any traction unless they fall in line.

Meh, I just iggied it.

 

[Recidiva]

Meh, I just iggied it.

Me too! Clears the whole situation right up.

 

[Oscuridad]

I just read "new person that expects women to fall at its feet and worship." Someone who has been here before wouldn't likely be that much of a dufus. It's not impossible, but someone might have learned by seeing previous posts that that approach doesn't work out as planned.

Either way, I'm a girl, I doubt that any females or gay people will get any traction unless they fall in line.

And we all know that if anyone around here is going to get worshiped, it's me.

So I want it caught and shot now.

 

[Recidiva]

And we all know that if anyone around here is going to get worshiped, it's me.

So I want it caught and shot now.

I'm much more willing to do that. The outcome seems much more positive in the long run.

If it just goes to Literotica Personals or BDSM and finds someone willing to fall for its bullshit and profit from it, it could be a win-win-win-win.

 

[Oscuridad]

I'm much more willing to do that. The outcome seems much more positive in the long run.

If it just goes to Literotica Personals or BDSM and finds someone willing to fall for its bullshit and profit from it, it could be a win-win-win-win.

No... I'm sure there would be a loser in there... Somewhere.

 

[Sean]

Stop fucking up my ultra serious religion thread, you arseholes!

 

[Weezard]

I just read "new person that expects women to fall at its feet and worship." Someone who has been here before wouldn't likely be that much of a dufus. It's not impossible, but someone might have learned by seeing previous posts that that approach doesn't work out as planned.

Either way, I'm a girl, I doubt that any females or gay people will get any traction unless they fall in line.

You are so challenging. If it were not for the fact that I love Tryharder62 and my life (which she would take in a heart beat if I do her wrong), you would be taught lessons in pleasure that would leave you electrified and speechless for the rest of your life. There are zombies about attesting to that truth.

 

[Oscuridad]

Stop fucking up my ultra serious religion thread, you arseholes!

Have I said yet that deities are for the delusional?

No?

Well, that's sorted then.

 

[Recidiva]

Stop fucking up my ultra serious religion thread, you arseholes!

*hands on hips*

I contributed some damned serious and thoughtful things!

 

[Sean]

Have I said yet that deities are for the delusional?

No?

Well, that's sorted then.

If you cared to expand on that, I'd be delighted. Given half a chance Reci will talk about cooking in 500 words or more.

 

[Weezard]

Stop fucking up my ultra serious religion thread, you arseholes!

Oh dear, I mistakenly assumed that this thread was a platform for religious discussion. I even double checked the Heading, and it definitely read Creationism. Is there something that I am missing here?
For you see, my religion is Hedonism, and all that it entails. In addition to this most ancient approach to life, I do hold that the Kama Sutra is perhaps one of the most valuable books ever written. I know of none other to compare to it in its immense wisdom concerning the human being.

 

[Recidiva]

If you cared to expand on that, I'd be delighted. Given half a chance Reci will talk about cooking in 500 words or more.

...shut up.

 

[Oscuridad]

If you cared to expand on that, I'd be delighted. Given half a chance Reci will talk about cooking in 500 words or more.

In which direction?

The roots of magical thinking and how it does not serve a practical purpose in the modern world save as a jedi-mind-trick to aid healing?

The destructive history of religion, particularly regarding violent disagreement with the new discoveries of science.

The sheer idiocy required to value fairy tales over evidence no matter how much there is of the latter and how many just plain fucking stupid things happen in the former?

Really, I'm spoiled for choice here.

 

[Sean]

In which direction?

The roots of magical thinking and how it does not serve a practical purpose in the modern world save as a jedi-mind-trick to aid healing?

The destructive history of religion, particularly regarding violent disagreement with the new discoveries of science.

The sheer idiocy required to value fairy tales over evidence no matter how much there is of the latter and how many just plain fucking stupid things happen in the former?

Really, I'm spoiled for choice here.

Any and all. Fill your boots.

 

[Oscuridad]

...shut up.

Religious folk used to not only cook witches but also each other, over the finer points of what they're meant to believe.

 

[Sean]

...shut up.

Won't.

 

[Weezard]

And we all know that if anyone around here is going to get worshiped, it's me.

Wrong. Two cannot play this game. You were not elected because of your dire short-comings. Being God requires something more than dirty sexual thoughts
wrapped up in transparent words, phrases, and insinuations. One can't be controlled by one's illicit desires and still be God, as I am.

 

[Recidiva]

Religious folk used to not only cook witches but also each other, over the finer points of what they're meant to believe.

I'm not allowed to talk about food. *pout*

 

[Sean]

Religious folk used to not only cook witches but also each other, over the finer points of what they're meant to believe.

Catholics still believe they do.

 

[Sean]

I'm not allowed to talk about food. *pout*

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