My very prudish wife and I are going through a long dry spell sexually for various reasons. We went to bed last night and I wanted sex but she was her normal ice woman self. I became restless and got up to go watch TV in the lounge. A short time later I received this text from my slightly guilt ridden wife.
"Come back to bed". Followed by "I havnt shaved in a long while you probably won't want to go down there." " come back to bed!"
I mean WTF!!
"Come back to bed". Followed by "I havnt shaved in a long while you probably won't want to go down there." " come back to bed!"
I mean WTF!!