Crazy people, do you know one?

[parodyluvr75]

Do you know of anyone who exhibits the following behavior?

*Wears straight jacket
*Talks to house plants
*Rarely leaves the house unless it's under strict supervision
*Sits on a chair or lies on the couch all day and watches paint dry
*Is generally oblivious to everyone
*Excessive facial hair or a beard below
*Is a cheapskate
*House is padded
*House contains all kinds of restraints
*Landscaping has bear traps hidden in the bushes
*Plays the television on very high volume settings and does a strange dance when commercials about all natural male enhancement are playing
*Shouts at people over trivial matters or wants to discuss politics, religion or reality tv
*Sleeps hanging upside down
*Clothes are flame retardant or won't put on clothes despite desperate pleas to do so
*Refuses to repair things when they break them

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ talking to your house plants.

*Shakeshead*

 

[parodyluvr75]

I talk to pets, only crazy people talk to vegetation.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

talking to a dog is ok... but a house plant? hahaha cmon..

 

[oggbashan]

lol @ talking to your house plants.

*Shakeshead*

Prince Charles is noted for talking to his plants. It seems to improve their condition and/or crop.

Or is that the army of professional gardeners?

 

[Smittenkitten_]

Do you know of anyone who exhibits the following behavior?

*Wears straight jacket
*Talks to house plants
*Rarely leaves the house unless it's under strict supervision
*Sits on a chair or lies on the couch all day and watches paint dry
*Is generally oblivious to everyone
*Excessive facial hair or a beard below
*Is a cheapskate
*House is padded
*House contains all kinds of restraints
*Landscaping has bear traps hidden in the bushes
*Plays the television on very high volume settings and does a strange dance when commercials about all natural male enhancement are playing
*Shouts at people over trivial matters or wants to discuss politics, religion or reality tv
*Sleeps hanging upside down
*Clothes are flame retardant or won't put on clothes despite desperate pleas to do so
*Refuses to repair things when they break them

Like maybe a few of these I would consider a little crazy, but overall I would say that is not a crazy person you describe...
Either that or you are too normal?

 

[parodyluvr75]

He has the gardners talk to them for him, plant fraternizing is beneath him.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Like maybe a few of these I would consider a little crazy, but overall I would say that is not a crazy person you describe...
Either that or you are too normal?

^raises eyebrow^ What have you heard?

 

[oggbashan]

He has the gardners talk to them for him, plant fraternizing is beneath him.

Sorry. It is the Prince that does the talking. As Heir to the Throne, he is above petty class distinctions.

After all, he runs the Princes Trust which works with youngsters from the roughest neighbourhoods, and yes he talks to those youngsters too.

Whether they understand him better than the plants? Who knows?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Any charity is good, despite the motive but making them listen to him talk is cruel. When has he ever been in a brawl or skipped a meal because he suffered from empty pockets. It's like a person born with out taste buds being a food critic.

 

[CayleeBug71]

Hey now, do not knock those that sleep upside down. I have an inversion board in my bedroom and I could easily fall asleep on that thing.

 

[Wings]

Mom??

 

[Killjoy24]

I sometimes exibit all of the listed behaviors, but I told my doctor I was cured

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hey now, do not knock those that sleep upside down. I have an inversion board in my bedroom and I could easily fall asleep on that thing.

You don't happen to be pale with pointy teeth, do you?

Mom??

They have a role playing section, missy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I sometimes exibit all of the listed behaviors, but I told my doctor I was cured

That only counts if he gave you papers that say so.

 

[Arlan]

I think a better question is whether I know anyone who isn't at least a little crazy, by your definition.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think a better question is whether I know anyone who isn't at least a little crazy, by your definition.

How about by yours?

 

[Arlan]

How about by yours?

Sure, I know some very sane people, but they either have houses full of restraints, or talk to a lot of things, which may or may not include plants.

 

[TonyClifton]

I don't know her, but her name is Lexi Belle.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sure, I know a couple of very sane people, but one has quite the collection of restraints, and the other talks to a lot of things, which may or may not include plants.

As long as they aren't restraining the plants they might be ok. "Naughty little ficus, I've going to bind you in macramé and hang you from the ceiling."

 

[butters]

my houseplants die. through neglect.
i should talk to them more often, maybe?

plants, like birds, belong outside where i don't have to remember to water them or dust them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you know of anyone who exhibits the following behavior?

*Wears straight jacket
*Talks to house plants
*Rarely leaves the house unless it's under strict supervision
*Sits on a chair or lies on the couch all day and watches paint dry
*Is generally oblivious to everyone
*Excessive facial hair or a beard below
*Is a cheapskate
*House is padded
*House contains all kinds of restraints
*Landscaping has bear traps hidden in the bushes
*Plays the television on very high volume settings and does a strange dance when commercials about all natural male enhancement are playing
*Shouts at people over trivial matters or wants to discuss politics, religion or reality tv
*Sleeps hanging upside down
*Clothes are flame retardant or won't put on clothes despite desperate pleas to do so
*Refuses to repair things when they break them

hey... I'm generally oblivious to everyone but that's because I hate people. I'm not crazy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know her, but her name is Lexi Belle.

Don't worry your pretty little head, just stay put.

my houseplants die. through neglect.
i should talk to them more often, maybe?

plants, like birds, belong outside where i don't have to remember to water them or dust them

I'm morally opposed to dusting birds. It seems unnatural.

 

[butters]

I'm morally opposed to dusting birds. It seems unnatural.

exactly. they don't seem to gather it when outside - the breezes and stuff *nods*

 

[parodyluvr75]

hey... I'm generally oblivious to everyone but that's because I hate people. I'm not crazy.

Sounds normal to me, but I'm not the poster child for not crazy.