lovecraft68
Bad Doggie
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My mother is a compulsive shopper. When I was in their basement last Christmas to bring up some chairs, I saw 3 48 packs of TP, at least three dozen 12 packs of soda because every time they have a sale she buys a few, four cases of water, and they have two freezers full of frozen foods and meats.
So...I can go shopping there
My dad owns several guns and does the same with ammo, guy has enough bullets to supply a small militia. Two days ago he's handing me three boxes of 9mm parabellum rounds for my glock with the "You might need these."
Followed by "You still have that AR-15 Uncle Butch left you?"
Me "Yeah, its in a case locked in the basement"
Him "What? Get that upstairs and clean it and make sure you have plenty or rounds!"
My parents have been waiting for the apocalypse for a long time.
So...I can go shopping there

My dad owns several guns and does the same with ammo, guy has enough bullets to supply a small militia. Two days ago he's handing me three boxes of 9mm parabellum rounds for my glock with the "You might need these."
Followed by "You still have that AR-15 Uncle Butch left you?"
Me "Yeah, its in a case locked in the basement"
Him "What? Get that upstairs and clean it and make sure you have plenty or rounds!"
My parents have been waiting for the apocalypse for a long time.

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