Countdown to 1000 Posts

[MausAss]

I have to say, if I were raising cows myself, I could never eat beef....they are such sweet creatures. Fish, on the other hand, I can be pretty ruthless.

Good thing your AV isn't a fish....just sayin'.

The sweeter they are the better they taste. Still I probably wouldn't eat on them while they were still alive.

I'm with you on the fish. The only good fish is a dead fish, especially in bed or something. Okay, I will not change avatar to a fish unless I want it eaten, which coincidently make me want to change it to something else.

 

[MausAss]

Only 40 posts left now.

Vincerò! Vincerò! <---me singing Nessun Dorma badly.

 

[MausAss]

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Posts left until 1000. I have to keep all my fans updated. ​

 

[hotternow]

Hilarious!!!! I hoping there'll be treats when you hit 1000??

 

[MausAss]

I hope so too...



...wait a minute. Does this mean that I'm the one who are supposed to provide the treats? I'll add it to my list of things to do when I hit 1000 posts.

1. Drink milk

2. Provide treats

3. ???

4. Profit

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I hope so too...



...wait a minute. Does this mean that I'm the one who are supposed to provide the treats? I'll add it to my list of things to do when I hit 1000 posts.

1. Drink milk

2. Provide treats

3. ???

4. Profit

5. Yell Yippie

 

[MausAss]

5. Yell Yippie

Thanks Mike, I felt like I was missing a step there.

Also only 20 posts left.

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[hotternow]

Okay....you're getting so close, I'll bring some chips and salsa....

 

[kimbalee]

How can I miss such a milestone?

I can't wait to see the fireworks when you reach the magic 1000 posts.

and put me down for Buffalo Chicken Dip and a Veggie Pizza.

 

[MausAss]

Awesome, I have fixed some other treats. Chips and salsa will compliment it perfectly.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

How can I miss such a milestone?

I can't wait to see the fireworks when you reach the magic 1000 posts.

did Kim say Magic? Yes'm, I am here....

 

[kimbalee]

hey, magician. (hug)

 

[MausAss]

10 posts left.

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I'm running, I'm running. I'm doing it all by myself with help from people. Look.

 

[kimbalee]

I'm going to say it....



*whispering*


soccer.

 

[MausAss]

How can I miss such a milestone?

I can't wait to see the fireworks when you reach the magic 1000 posts.

and put me down for Buffalo Chicken Dip and a Veggie Pizza.

Welcome to the thread Kim. Okay, fireworks and pizza and buffalo wings on the way.
I thought some cocaine would be enough to keep people happy.

Glad to see you onboard.

 

[MausAss]

I'm going to say it....



*whispering*


soccer.

You just killed an Englishman, still I'm almost at 1000 and one Brit less shouldn't hurt.

 

[MausAss]

I fixed the fireworks, but no pizza or wings. I do have cinnamon buns and cocaine instead, if that's all right?

 

[kimbalee]

I can't call it something it's not.

We'll have to agree to disagree on the labeling of that sport.

 

[MausAss]

I can't call it something it's not.

We'll have to agree to disagree on the labeling of that sport.

I don't have to agree on anything.







But for you I will agree on anything.











You know, except calling it anything but football. I won't do that.

 

[MausAss]

Only five posts left now.

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Maybe if I just posted instead of searching for pics I would've already been there. ​

 

[kimbalee]

They told me they like the word "soccer" better. You can take it up with them.

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[kimbalee]

Hey! I found a pic of you... right there in the middle...

http://www.collisiondetection.net/images/cow_herd.jpg

 

[MausAss]

Stupid traitor cows. Yes I call them cows. Still I can't stay mad at them, come here and lets drink some milk together.

 

[MausAss]

You may close this thread, but you will never take my threeedom.

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3 post left.

 

[kimbalee]

hahahah! you are such a goof!

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