Countdown to 1000 Posts

[MausAss]

I know what you think, actually I don't, but I'm going to take a guess anyway.

1k is nothing, I got way more posts than that. --- If you got more than 1000 posts feel free to tell me how much this thread sucks.

I don't know who you are, so I won't post. --- Solid logic, I can't argue against that.

What's the purpose of this thread anyway? --- I want a thread in my honor for reaching 1000 posts.

I hate you! --- I hate you too(not really, I just got confused and didn't know what else to say.)

I don't think any of these things. --- I like that, was too much negativity before.

I want a dick pic from you. --- Ahh, the classic. Everyone wanting dick pics, but can't find a guy who sends them. Sorry you have to keep looking.... I hope you don't misunderstand now, I have a dick, I just don't want to send a pic of it.

I am indifferent, but I will post anyway. --- Yay!

Write whatever you want and let it die once I've reached 1000 posts.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I know what you think, actually I don't, but I'm going to take a guess anyway.

1k is nothing, I got way more posts than that. --- If you got more than 1000 posts feel free to tell me how much this thread sucks.

I don't know who you are, so I won't post. --- Solid logic, I can't argue against that.

What's the purpose of this thread anyway? --- I want a thread in my honor for reaching 1000 posts.

I hate you! --- I hate you too(not really, I just got confused and didn't know what else to say.)

I don't think any of these things. --- I like that, was too much negativity before.

I want a dick pic from you. --- Ahh, the classic. Everyone wanting dick pics, but can't find a guy who sends them. Sorry you have to keep looking.... I hope you don't misunderstand now, I have a dick, I just don't want to send a pic of it.

I am indifferent, but I will post anyway. --- Yay!

Write whatever you want and let it die once I've reached 1000 posts.

I will help you with your milestone.... best of luck!

 

[MausAss]

I'll try to make sure we reach 500 in the numbers thread too.

Yay, someone responded.

 

[may_I_please]

What happens at 1000

And do you know cows scare the pants off me - its the way they stare

 

[MausAss]

I don't know, according to the Mayas the world end. I'm not superstitious so I think we will be fine. I also think I will get more PMs. That way I can become an alpha male who send nasty PMs to all female Litsers. It is my dream. or just say hello or something.

Cows are scary animals, but an angry swan is much worse. I am seriously scared of them, no joke.

 

[MausAss]

The cow in my avatar is a non nonsense kind of cow. It's the kind of cow that make the other cows her bitches. All that and four tits. What's not to like?

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

Woohoo, getting closer. Nice to meet you.

 

[Loving50]

The cow in my avatar is a non nonsense kind of cow. It's the kind of cow that make the other cows her bitches. All that and four tits. What's not to like?

You hooked me at 4 tits.

 

[MausAss]

Woohoo, getting closer. Nice to meet you.

Woohoo indeed. Nice to meet you too.

I heard green eyes Canadians are just as nice as the rest of them.

 

[MausAss]

You hooked me at 4 tits.

You had me at hello, except you didn't say hello. Thanks for posting and nice to meet you.

Still 4 tits seems great, imagine if the girl from Total Recall had 4 tits instead of 3. It would've made the movie even greater. I wished the new one with Colin Farrell had kept everything the same except added an extra tit.

 

[hotternow]

I don't know, according to the Mayas the world end. I'm not superstitious so I think we will be fine. I also think I will get more PMs. That way I can become an alpha male who sent nasty PMs to all female listers. It is my dream. or just say hello or something.

LMAO

Cows are scary animals, but an angry swan is much worse. I am seriously scared of them, no joke.

Geese are super nasty, too! They can kill a rat with their wings, and make ugly bruises with their beaks.

Good luck on your quest!

 

[Loving50]

You had me at hello, except you didn't say hello. Thanks for posting and nice to meet you.

Still 4 tits seems great, imagine if the girl from Total Recall had 4 tits instead of 3. It would've made the movie even greater. I wished the new one with Colin Farrell had kept everything the same except added an extra tit.

Hello!


You think three is better than four, huh? I don't know. Three means there's reason to compete. I guess I'm partial to odd numbers. Lol

Nice to meet you too.

 

[LusterMunky]

The cow in my avatar is a non nonsense kind of cow.

I like cows. I grew up with cows. They are smarter and more lovable than given credit for.

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

Why do people tip cows?....Is that some weird right of passage thing?

 

[MausAss]

Geese are super nasty, too! They can kill a rat with their wings, and make ugly bruises with their beaks.

Good luck on your quest!

Sounds scary, people who haven't met a scary bird don’t know the fear they can strike in your heart. Especially since I've heard that a Swan can bite a finger off, if it can bit a finger off then it can bite off parts of my body I really care about.

I love learning these kinds of things. I will think of you next time I talk about geese and mention my newly acquired knowledge.

Thank you.

See you in the alphabets threads.

 

[MsLead]

hilarious

The cow in my avatar is a non nonsense kind of cow. It's the kind of cow that make the other cows her bitches. All that and four tits. What's not to like?

thats freakin hilarious!

 

[LusterMunky]

Why do people tip cows?....Is that some weird right of passage thing?

What is "tip"? Have I been missing something. Or do cows work at Hooters?

 

[MausAss]

I like cows. I grew up with cows. They are smarter and more lovable than given credit for.

I agree, except the growing up with cows part. I didn't do that. Cows are awesome and I have tasted their titty juice a lot during my days. It helped me grow.

 

[MausAss]

Why do people tip cows?....Is that some weird right of passage thing?

I say it would be rude not to tip them. They usually provide excellent service.

I guess because they think the cow can't get up on their own. They want to see that and then possibly rape the cow. Sick kids!

 

[MausAss]

Why do people tip cows?....Is that some weird right of passage thing?

I say it would be rude not to tip them. They usually provide excellent service.

I guess because they think the cow can't get up on their own. They want to see that and then possibly rape the cow. Sick kids!

Edit: Yay, only 50 posts away from 1000 now. Thanks for all the support.

 

[MausAss]

thats freakin hilarious!

I think the cow would make you its bitch too for saying that. Thanks for helping me out.

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

So are you going to celebrate with a glass of milk when you reach 1,000?

 

[hotternow]

I have to say, if I were raising cows myself, I could never eat beef....they are such sweet creatures. Fish, on the other hand, I can be pretty ruthless.

Good thing your AV isn't a fish....just sayin'.

 

[MausAss]

So are you going to celebrate with a glass of milk when you reach 1,000?

Of course, I planned on doing that all along even before you mentioned it. I did not at all just got that idea from reading your post.

I will try to drink 1000 glasses of milk at the same time; if it doesn't kill me it will turn me into a cow. At least according to the legends.

 

[LusterMunky]

I have to say, if I were raising cows myself, I could never eat beef....they are such sweet creatures.

Ain't that the truth. I remember growing up with cows. But for some reason, at that age, I had no problem loading them in the truck and hauling them to the slaughterhouse. Sick.