Could you stop masterbating?

[The Squid King]

This is from another thread but....

I quite masterbating a while ago because I didn't like my semen to be mostly watery, milky precum.

Now that I've quit, I can blast thick white loads of the good stuff like a pornstar. I also feel much more virile.

Could you stop masterbating?

Can you be the master of your universe?

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

That's a good point. I've done it before if I felt like it, but I don't mind having less cum either...it's a little easier to clean up....

 

[juicylips]

Could you stop masterbating?

*Rolling on floor laughing hysterically*

Uh.

No.

JL

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Stop masturbating? I would rather give up breathing first.

 

[marksgirl]

Why ever would I want to stop! For shame!

 

[VeryBadGirl]

But my husband says his watery milky dribbles are normal...

hmmmmm, I think me knows what the problem is...

And I also think that I have a loooooong future filled with watery dribbles....

 

[islandman]

I tried to stop, but then my palms started to get hairy. So I started again.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hmm, I must be an odd puppy. I have not masturbated in a couple weeks. Sleeping masturbating doesnt count does it? Or shower, right? What about that pleasant scratching when you pee? Oh Crap, I am just as bad as the rest of ya'll

 

[The Squid King]

I used to masterbate at least twice a day.

Now, if I decide to punch the clown a little bit, it is never to completion. If I see a drop of precum dribble out of the top it is time to put it away.

 

[takingchances42]

I am perfectly capable of selling my house and furniture, giving up beer and red meat -- and living off of ramen noodle soup, sleeping in the back of my car, while not masturbating... but why would I want to?

Reducing masturbation frequency is however a surefire way to increase the frequency of waking up in strange beds and trying to remember what her name is the next morning...

 

[juicylips]

I used to masterbate at least twice a day.

Now, if I decide to punch the clown a little bit, it is never to completion. If I see a drop of precum dribble out of the top it is time to put it away.

My, my...you are mastering your universe, aren't you?

JL

 

[Trail48]

I used to masterbate at least twice a day.

Now, if I decide to punch the clown a little bit, it is never to completion. If I see a drop of precum dribble out of the top it is time to put it away.

ROFLMAO!!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Of course.
I could stop at any time if I wanted to.
No, really I could.
Nope, no more of that stuff for me.
Yep, I can stop annnnnyyyy time.





I just haven't figured out WHY I would want to????

 

[Mountain Man]

WHY!!!!

 

[juicylips]

Reducing masturbation frequency is however a surefire way to increase the frequency of waking up in strange beds and trying to remember what her name is the next morning...

Oh. So that's why you called me Marsha instead of my real name.

I kinda wondered.
JL

 

[Trail48]

Of course.
I could stop at any time if I wanted to.
No, really I could.
Nope, no more of that stuff for me.
Yep, I can stop annnnnyyyy time.





I just haven't figured out WHY I would want to????

Because you will go blind....everybody knows that!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Because you will go blind....everybody knows that!

Ok, I've practically got my nose pressed against my screen while trying to read this ........... what were you trying to tell me??

 

[takingchances42]

Oh. So that's why you called me Marsha instead of my real name.

I kinda wondered.
JL

LMAO!!!! The last time that happened (which isn't actually very often) it took me two months to find out that her name was in fact... Marsha! Swear to god!

 

[juicylips]

LMAO!!!! The last time that happened (which isn't actually very often) it took me two months to find out that her name was in fact... Marsha! Swear to god!

You're freaking me out.

OMG...
JL

 

[takingchances42]

You're freaking me out.

OMG...
JL

Oh no, you are the one who freaked me out, trust me on this one...

We must be telepathically linked in some very kinky, sexual way...

 

[juicylips]

Oh no, you are the one who freaked me out, trust me on this one...

We must be telepathically linked in some very kinky, sexual way...

That's not a bad thing,

is it?
JL

 

[takingchances42]

That's not a bad thing,

is it?
JL

It works great for me... Marsha...

 

[The Squid King]

WHY!!!!

I have a fuck buddy.(still looking for that special girl)

The about a month after I quit. I was over at her place and she was eating the gun and had my balls craddled in her palm. She usually wants me to cum in her mouth but that day she was feeling particularly naughty and told me to cum on her face and tits. (She didn't know about my masterbation ban.) When I came for the first time after the ban, my balls contracted in her hand and I shot about 4 or 5 thick bursts of baby paste all over her face and tits. She was soaked and she loved it. I came so hard I swore I saw colors like I was tripping on acid, my head was spinning. I was dizzy and so weak in the knees that I fell backwards. Good thing her Lazyboy was right behind me.

That is why I quit. There are other bonuses too, but that was the incident that sold me.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Could you stop masterbating?

Can you be the master of your universe?

Of course I can stop, in fact, I usually do, just after I finish what I started for...

 

[LordLucan74]

This is from another thread but....

I quite masterbating a while ago because I didn't like my semen to be mostly watery, milky precum.

Now that I've quit, I can blast thick white loads of the good stuff like a pornstar. I also feel much more virile.

Could you stop masterbating?

Answer in short: no.