Cosmetic Enhancement? Plastic Surgery? Vanity?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Have you had any?

 

[CW]

Nope,,, whole body enhancements are not yet available,,, so i stick with the walking and jogging

 

[doctor_insanus]

Nope.

Just gonna do the best with what I've got...

*sigh*

 

[Simply Me]

Nope, but wouldn't completely rule it out in the future..

 

[TN_Vixen]

I haven't had anything done yet

but I would in the future. Why not?

I'd have the eye thing done
boob lift
maybe the lip thing as my lips thin out

I'm too scared of lipo. I would rather do 50 situps/day and run the track than have that operation.

 

[WriterDom]

Re: I haven't had anything done yet

maybe the lip thing as my lips thin out

why are your lips thinning out?

 

[TN_Vixen]

laughing..

well, according to my mother - as you get older your lips get thinner. *shrug* I never knew this happened, but I certainly don't want to have no lips.. hehe

 

[WriterDom]

Re: laughing..

well, according to my mother - as you get older your lips get thinner. *shrug* I never knew this happened, but I certainly don't want to have no lips.. hehe

it's true, but look on the bright side, our tongues grow longer. You can always have fat taken from your butt and stuck in your lips. Gives new meaning to "Kiss my ass."

 

[TN_Vixen]

our tongues get longer?

really? Well now, that's a valuable bit of information. ;-)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man yer lucky.....

I got this big'ole set of soup coolers that you won't believe....

When younger - girls in particular - thougt I had Mick Jagger lip....

And black dude's swore that I had "black blood" - this because of my lips and I have this bubble but thing going on.

 

[TN_Vixen]

big lips & a bubble butt?

....... hmmm.. I'm liking you more and more sparks. ;-)

 

[doctor_insanus]

I've got a good-sized set of lips myself... just waiting for that whole tongue-lengthening to begin!

 

[Always]

Re: Re: laughing..

it's true, but look on the bright side, our tongues grow longer. You can always have fat taken from your butt and stuck in your lips. Gives new meaning to "Kiss my ass."

there's a joke about this.


A man and his wife were in a car accident, and her face was torn up terribly. The only place to get new skin, however, was from her husband's buttox. They performed the operation and the two went home a few weeks later.

People continually complimentted the woman on the fresh beautifuyl look her face had taken and how soft the skin looked. She turned to her husband one evening and said, "I don't know how i can thank you for this. it's turned out to be the best thing in my life. how can i rrepay you?"

the husband merely smiled and said, "no need, honey. it's payment enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on the cheek."





hee hee. i prolly butchered the telling but i think it's kind of funny...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

It's true. My nick-name in HS, was....

Soup Cooler's.

It's hell on Chapstick though.