Corrupted Wishes

[Peaches1990]

Not last at all, it comes out first, with your embarassables spilling out and you stand and watch it until everyone has gone, just so nobody knows it's yours

I wish I could eat sprouts without wanting to puke

Granted. But now everytime you bend over your arse explodes

I wish the energy company would just waiver my heating bill this quarter

 

[cleverdevil76]

Granted. But now everytime you bend over your arse explodes

I wish the energy company would just waiver my heating bill this quarter

Granted. But those fees are now moved to your water bill.

I wish someone would shovel my driveway.

 

[Maidinusa]

Granted. But those fees are now moved to your water bill.

I wish someone would shovel my driveway.

Granted, but now I stole your car! I wish I could win some money!

 

[mickyp123]

Granted, but now I stole your car! I wish I could win some money!

Granted, 2 dollars, spend it wisely


I wish i had a clit for one day to play with

 

[nbghyt56]

Granted, 2 dollars, spend it wisely


I wish i had a clit for one day to play with

Granted, but you'll never see another clit again.

I wish someone would give me a sensual massage during lunch.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, but you'll never see another clit again.

I wish someone would give me a sensual massage during lunch.

Granted, but YOU'RE lunch. They were tenderizing you.

I wish I had off of work te rest of the week.

 

[Peaches1990]

Granted, but YOU'RE lunch. They were tenderizing you.

I wish I had off of work te rest of the week.

Granted. But your wife has a list of DIY jobs that shes gonna nag you about that you wont be sitting down for a minute anyways

I wish someone was making me dinner tonight

 

[mickyp123]

Granted. But your wife has a list of DIY jobs that shes gonna nag you about that you wont be sitting down for a minute anyways

I wish someone was making me dinner tonight

Granted you will be eaten out



I wish i could fly

 

[nbghyt56]

Granted. But your wife has a list of DIY jobs that shes gonna nag you about that you wont be sitting down for a minute anyways

I wish someone was making me dinner tonight

Granted, but it's overcooked and underseasoned, and now you have a filthy kitchen.

I wish my package from FEDEX got here today instead of tomorrow.

 

[Peaches1990]

Granted you will be eaten out



I wish i could fly

Granted. But you're scared of heights.

Granted, but it's overcooked and underseasoned, and now you have a filthy kitchen.

I wish my package from FEDEX got here today instead of tomorrow.

Granted, but now the new kidney that little johnny needs is delayed back at the depot (harsh much? it was a jokeeeeee!)

I wish my brain didnt work faster than my mouth sometimes

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted. But you're scared of heights.



Granted, but now the new kidney that little johnny needs is delayed back at the depot (harsh much? it was a jokeeeeee!)

I wish my brain didnt work faster than my mouth sometimes

Granted, but your brain and mouth are now so slow that you are in a deep coma. Sorry.

I wish I had a sexy maid to clean my house.

 

[Peaches1990]

Granted, but your brain and mouth are now so slow that you are in a deep coma. Sorry.

I wish I had a sexy maid to clean my house.

You do. But she has just left her appointment at the clap clinic.

I wish I could spend more time on the slopes

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

You do. But she has just left her appointment at the clap clinic.

I wish I could spend more time on the slopes

Granted, but global warming has rendered them bone dry. Hope you like downhill hiking.

I wish for a huge bubble bath.

 

[LiveWire64]

I wish for a huge bubble bath.
Granted, but it's freezing cold water.

I wish 2011 was here.

 

[Peaches1990]

I wish 2011 was here.

Granted. But there was a hot woman waiting naked in your room on 31st December 2010 & shes gone now

I wish I could go out and party hard tonight

 

[koalabear]

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